Back on the girl's side, the girls are in a huddle. Dana's taking charge and giving them a pep talk, "We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while you were making out…"
"Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too!" Via said

"Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Let's kill 'em!" Dana said
"Yeah! Kill 'em!" Keely said

"Alright, no, well I want to kill them to, but they're boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?" Via asked.

(Another football sequence follows)

Sequence 1: James is running past Via with the ball, Via flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Via then runs up and takes the ball away.

Sequence 2: Via throws the ball, and it's intercepted by Brad, who starts to run up field. Dana jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesn't slow him down. Keely and Via then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.

Sequence 3: James is running with the ball, Via flashes him again, but James covers his eyes, and keeps running. He then runs into a tree at the end of the field.
On the other side of the field at the girls' huddle.
"Alright, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we're down by two points. Two points…" Dana says, but is interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five., "Via you do a button-hook again. Mom, you go long."
"No! Come on! Don't make me go long. Use me. They never cover me!" Keely said
"Mom, there's a reason."
"God, I'm not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too." Keely protested
"Come on Dane, let her throw the ball."
"Alright Mom, you sweep behind, I'll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Via. Alright. Break."
"Thank you! Break!" Keely said jumping up and down in celebration that she can actually participate.

"Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!" Dana shouted
Via snaps the ball to Dana, who pitches back to Keely.

The Guys count off, "One-Mississippi! Two-Mississippi! Three-Mississippi!"
They all rushed toward Keely, who panicked and ran away. She ran out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Dana, as she got to Dana, she throws the ball at Dana, and it inadvertently hit her in the eye.
"I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Keely said
"No! I'm not okay!" Dana answered
"I'm sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didn't know what to do!" Keely said in her defense.

Brad looks at the timer and announces, "Thirty seconds left on the timer!"

"Come on! Come on! Hurry! We're running out of time! Huddle up!" Dana said

"Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle," Via said
"Alright, Via get open. Mom, go long."
"Okay," although her voice sounded like she was on the verge of tears.
"Break!" Dana said

In slow motion, Via snaps the ball, Keely goes long. Brad and James are all over Via, leaving Keely wide open. Phil starts to rush Dana, who sees Via is double covered, in desperation she throws to Keely. The ball sails through the air, and then Keely runs underneath it, and Via, James, and Brad staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Keely catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Via and Dana erupt in celebration.
"I got a touchdown! We did it!" Keely shouts with a great amount of triumph
"We did do it! I beat Dad!" Dana shouted as she did a cartwheel in celebration, "No, wait, you beat him, Mom."

"No, we beat them! Women RULE!" Keely shouted, hugging Dana, then they reached out and hugged Via.

After about twenty minutes of non-stop screaming happily, and singing and celebrating coming from the winning female team, they all decided to return to the Diffy house. In which the celebrating did not cease.

Upon arriving at the house they all collapsed into chair and on couches. A day long football game can be tiring. Before even thinking about eating, they all chatted idly while regaining some strength.

"Okay, since no one can move, why don't we just eat here." Keely suggested pointing to the coffee table in the center of the chairs and couches in the living room.

"Good idea." Everyone seemed to say at once.

"Okay, who's going to help me…?" Keely asked

"Me, I guess." Dana said

"Oh, I'll help too!" Via said

Keely cleared her throat in a staged fashion in Phil's direction.

"Me? Oh, okay, I'll help you too," Phil said leaping up from the chair he was sitting in.

They all brought the entire homemade Thanksgiving feast to the coffee table, which was a bit of a challenge considering that it consisted of a very large turkey, a very large bowl of stuffing, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas, rolls, and an assortment of desserts.

"Oh my God, Keely how long did it take you to make all of this? This is amazing!" Via said

"Like six days. But I couldn't've done it without the help of my multi-talented daughter," Keely answered

"I sure hope Eve is as great as Dana," Via said

"I do too, I don't know what I'd do without my Dana," Keely said as smiled and put her arm around Dana.

"None of us do," Phil and Brad said unintentionally at the same time, then looked at each other like, 'Oh, GOD.'

Dana rolled her eyes and said, "I love you guys,"

"We love you too," they all said.

Thee End

A/N: kind of a funny ending, but I didn't know how else to end it! LOL

Until the next time,

Britannia