title: Birthday Fairy
author: Era Telris
rating: pg
fandom: Bones
pairing: Zach/Booth
disclaimer: I don't have any benefit, other than expenditure of creative energy, over any of the copyrighted material belonging to other persons. None of the characters from Bones belong to me.
summary: Zach hates Booth for a reason, Parker thinks that Zaddy grants wishes. Fluff. Mpreg.

"Hate you." Special Agent Seeley Booth tried to comfort his young lover.

"I know, I'm sorry but you gotta admit I couldn't have seen this one coming." Zach glared. Seeley put his hands up. "Woah, that came out wrong. See, no weapons. You can hate me all you want." Zach sniffed and Booth melted. The feeb pulled the smaller man to him, stroking the almost indistinguishable convexity of the normally washboard stomach.

"Which is a lot."

"I know, baby." The sound of small bare feet against hardwood signalled Parker's entrance.

"Is Zaddy sick?"

"Just a little bit."

"What's he got?" The little boy brought over a box of tissues, Booth looked down at his son and smile, lifting a finger to his lips.

"Zaddy's a bit tired 'cause he's gonna give you a brother or a sister, but it's a secret, just us three, 'kay?" Parker imitated his dad and put a finger to his lips.

"Shh, secret." Zach smiled when the little boy hugged him. "Love you Zaddy."

"Love you too, Parker." Parker looked up at him curiously.

"How come you never told me you were the Birthday Fairy?" Booth lifted an eyebrow, Zach shrugged and shook his head.

"Why do you think he's the Birthday Fairy, baby?"

"Zaddy's giving me my wish! We're going to get a Zaddy baby that'll be my sister!" Booth burst out laughing from behind Zach, as he sat between his legs on the bed, wrapping his arms tighter around the red-faced scientist.

"Or a brother." Parker grinned.

"Or both!" Booth felt Zach stiffen and whimper while rubbing a hand over his abdomen, Booth laced his fingers through and kept up the circular motion.

"My mom has a twin brother. I hate you even more now." Parker turned a wide-eyed expression onto his father.

"That's bad, daddy. Zaddy won't give you your birthday wishes anymore."