title:
Zaddy and Peanut Butter versus Conspiracy Man
author: Era
Telris
rating: g
fandom: Bones
pairing:
Zach/Booth
disclaimer: I don't have any benefit, other than
expenditure of creative energy, over any of the copyrighted material
belonging to other persons. None of the characters from Bones belong
to me.
summary: Goodman makes the mistake of trying to interact
with the squints outside of work, luckily he can leave a message.
Goodman blinked at the phone.
"I was attempting to contact Mr. Addy, Agent Booth."
"You got the right number, is it urgent? Can I take a message?"
"It can wait until Monday but there is a charity banquet held on the 28th, I'm sure you are aware of it." There was a curious electric hum in the background.
"Yeah, I might have heard that somewhere." A sound of breaking glass caused the feeb to say, "Hold on." There was indistinct shouting.
"Agent Booth?"
"Yeah, the banquet thing."
"Mr. Addy still hasn't responded to the invitation, I consider this very important and require his attendance. Members of the board will be there." The electric hum grew louder.
"Right. Got it. Get Zach to wear a tie for the 28th." Another crash and Booth called out. "Can't you guys set those things to a light stun? Sorry Dr. Goodman, Easter candy and homemade lightsabers don't mix well with Zach, Jack and Parker. I'll give him your message. Bye." The distracted tone was punctuated by the shout of,
"Eat snot-cookies Conspiracy Man! You shall never defeat Zaddy and Peanut Butter!" Goodman blinked at the phone.
"Homemade lightsabers?" Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to expose the board to Zach Addy, it was bad enough with Hodgins. Goodman made a mental note to stock plenty of painkillers and antacids before the dreaded 28th.