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Opposite Day
Albus Dumbledore watch from the sky with a smile on his face. For all the good things he had done god gave him one wish. Albus's one wish was that he would be able to see the world go through opposite day. When good was evil and evil was good. He had no idea why he wanted to see this he just did. Now all he had to do was sit and wait for it all to begin.
Harry Potter woke in the morning wanting desperately to kill everyone around him. He was walking to the kitchen to see if his breakfast was ready when he saw Molly Weasley using an unforgivable curse on Fred and George. Harry laughed at the sight of it. He walked into the kitchen to find Remus Lupin in his werewolf form in the middle. Remus was trying to bite Tonks who was trying to stab him with a kitchen knife. Remus was falling every step he took but Tonks seemed to have lost her usual clumsiness. Harry became agry when he saw that his breakfast was not made. "How dare you people!" He roared. When Molly came in to see who was yelling. Harry turned to her and sent a killing curse right at her. It hit her right in the chest and in an instant she was dead. Forgetting his breakfast Harry went up to the living room where he called all of the Order of the Phoenix members in for a meeting. When they all were in the room Harry started his speech. "I have decided that this Voldemort fool has been to kind on the world. I am here to change that. From now on you will obey me or you will die." After he was finished everyone at the table stood up and began to cheer for their new lord.
Meanwhile at the Death Eaters camp something completely different was going on. Voldemort was standing at the head of the table dressed in pink with a huge smile on his face. He announced to his Death Eater that he was getting married to his darling Dolores. Then he started his speech " My dearest of friends today I gather you here to tell you it is our time to pay our debt to the world from now on we will be kind good people that care about the world. We will take care of our environment and visit orphanages. We will love ourselves and each other from now on." Severus Snape would have heard this but he was not listening all he was thinking about was how much he loved the astronomy teacher back at Hogwarts.
Back in the Albus Dumbledore had been joined by Molly Weasley and they both were laughing really hard. Albus looked at Molly " I am so sorry you died because of me." Molly smiled at him. "It is alright I would have died in the war anyway and it was worth it because I got to see Voldemort profess his love to little Miss. lying ugly toad." Albus smiled. "Minerva would have liked to see that" Moly laughed "Yeah she would have."
Albus laughed "I can't wait for tomorrow" Molly looked up "Why?" Albus smiled "Because tomorrow you get your wish."