Kakashi had come up with the perfect plan. It involved Sasuke, a lot of alcohol, a bed… er, wrong plan. The other perfect plan involved Sasuke and a bed, unfortunately no alcohol. But it did involve a blanket!

Kakashi waited for Sasuke to fall asleep before he implemented his plan. His genius plan, fool –proof, unable to fail plan. He stole the blankets and used them like a sleeping bag.

After a few minutes of groping for the blanket and wondering why it didn't come when pulled. He sat up blinking. Looking over at Kakashi he frowned. This would not do. This would not do at all.

Sasuke tried rolling Kakashi out of his cocoon, and realized that he was heavier then Sasuke thought. Sasuke sat there stumped for a minute before inspiration hit him again and Sasuke hit Kakashi. Hard. An eye cracked open. Looked at him like he was crazy and closed again. Sasuke blocked Kakashi's nose and covered his mouth with his hand. It finally got a proper reaction! Sasuke was punted out of the bed they shared.

A very disgruntled Sasuke wandered out of the room unhappily. Fear not, or alternatively fear lots, he had another plan formulating.

Sasuke stalked around the house gathering all of Kakashi's stuff. Well, everything that could be replaced. Even irritated as he was, he wasn't going to go that far. Stomping back up to the bedroom, he dumped everything in a pile on the floor. And went about waking Kakashi up again. After many failed attempts and one bitten hand later he had Kakashi watching him. When he dropped a lit match onto the pile Kakashi realized maybe he did a bad thing stealing the blanket. Oh well, he couldn't change what was done. He could apologize though. He opted to go back to sleep.

Sasuke was really incensed by now. He wanted his blanket back damn it! Yes, his! He had laid an unspoken claim to it already!

Sasuke slunk out of the room and into the kitchen. Gathering up his 'supplies' he launched a new attack. He slunk silently back into the bedroom and sat down on the bed. Opening a bottle of blue and yellow food dye he alternatively dripped splashes of colour onto Kakashi's face. He was feeling rather accomplished until he remembered Kakashi's mask covered most of his face anyway. He swore. Kakashi ruined another one of his plans.

He was tempted search the linen cupboard, but decided that it was too much like giving up. Besides, it was his blanket they were fighting over!

A thought flittered through his next plan wondering how Kakashi stayed asleep during this. He swore he didn't care. He wasn't curious. Not one bit! Liar!

Sasuke ran through all he knew about Kakashi to find a weakness he could exploit. He wasn't finding one. Unless…

Sasuke was being sneaky now. Underhanded and he knew it. He rationalized it by repeating, 'all's fair in love and war.' Back in the kitchen gathering more supplies and swearing when they weren't where they were meant to be. That is definitely the last time Kakashi put the groceries away. Lets see now… Dishwashing liquid? No. Soap? No. What the hell was all that doing under the sink! Where was the whipped cream? The fridge? What the hell! Oh well, mission partially completed.

Next stop, lounge room! Sasuke moved everything big and obstructive out into the doorway. He was going to need to be well protected if the mission was successful. Making sure there were enough cushions he left for the bedroom.

Sasuke had his 'ish sneaky' look on. A cross between his 'this is annoying' look and his 'I might actually like doing this, but I'll never admit it' look.

A soft 'ku ku ku' was all that alerted Kakashi to Sasuke's presence. Kakashi decided this wasn't going to be good for him and opened his eyes. Looking at his naked student and the can of whipped cream he put two and two together and moved out of his cocoon to grab Sasuke.

Sasuke chose to strike at this moment. Snatching the blanket was now easier without Kakashi's weight on it. He took off as quickly as he could to the lounge room and moved a bookcase into his now completed barricade.

Kakashi decided he should get dressed and buy a new blanket…

"Sasuke what the hell happened to my stuff?"

Sasuke winced, oh that's right, he burnt all of Kakashi's things. He was suddenly really glad he made a barricade.