A Kenshin Jingle Chapter 5: Ten Crazy Swordsmen, a rurouni kenshin fanfic

Author's Note: Heheh. This is a parody of a camp song I learnt at my school camp. Ask some one from the Scouts or Girl guides to sing it for you; it's simply hilarious once you hear it. Anyway, here's the Juppon Gatana version (oh dear, I really am going insane… )

………………………………………………………………………………………

Ten Crazy Swordsmen

A testimony as given by Houji, exclusive member of the Ten Swords Society (XD)

…………………………………………………………………………………………..

Ten crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one punky swordsman should start running all around

There'll be nine crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Nine crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one gay swords"man" should prance around in tights

There'll be eight crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Eight crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one super swordsman should get too big to fit in

There'll be seven crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Seven crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one blind swordsman should get stuck on the wall

There'll be six crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Six crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one fat swordsman should bounce off like a ball

There'll be five crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Five crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one thin swordsman should fly off like a bird

There'll be four crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Four crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one holy swordsman should star in TNA

There'll be three crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Three crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one smiley should drive ME up the wall

There'll be two crazy swordsmen hiding underground

Two crazy swordsmen hiding underground

But if one sexy gu niang should take a trip to hell

There'll be one crazy swordsman hiding underground

One crazy swordsman hiding underground

But if one mummy swordsman should explode into flames

There'll be no more swordsmen hiding underground

………………………………………………………………………………………..

Author's Note: And let me tell you, it's not as easy as it looks

I HAD TO TYPE THIS THING FOR TEN TIMES IN A ROW!

-grin5-