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Chapter thirteen
"I can't believe your parents think we need babysitters!" Fumed James.
"Yeah, it's not like we'd trash the house or anything," Sirius continued.
"Well," added James, "Not intentionally anyway."
Remus raised an eyebrow, and opened his mouth to reply, when Yvonne's voice floated up from the kitchen. "Dinner time children!"
The three boys ran into the dining-room.
"What in the name of Merlin."
"Stir-fry, Sirius. Stir-fry!" Lily replied as James and Remus sniggered.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "You don't say. Actually, I was talking about these sticks!"
"They're called chopsticks. You hold them like-" Yvonne paused to pick up a pair of chopsticks, "Like this."
It took the boys ten whole minutes before they were able to hold the chopsticks correctly. They weren't helped by the girls' constant giggling.
"Osh kish moo" Sirius 'spoke', his mouth full.
Lily and Yvonne raised their eyebrows at him.
"So maybe you do need babysitters after all!" Exclaimed Lily.
They ate in silence after that.
"We made dinner, so you boys can wash up," Said Yvonne.
The boys started to protest, but the girls already had their wands out.
"Now."
*Later that evening.*
"We really need to get them back!" Said James determinedly.
"For once, I have to agree with you, but what can we do?" Sirius wondered aloud. "They've already seen our prank list!"
"We could write them a letter," suggested James.
"Oh, great Merlin, James! You want to write Lily a love-letter? You are a complete and utter disgrace to the name of wizards everywhere! To the name of marauders, and to -"
"Sirius, SHUT UP!" Remus and James yelled in unison.
"I didn't mean it like that." James said. "Remus, a quill? And some parchment?"
Remus handed James the requested materials, eagerly awaiting the new, and undoubtedly crazy idea from James' mind. James thought for a moment before beginning to write.
*In the next room*
"You do realise that they're going to prank us now, don't you?"
"What will come, will come." Lily replied absently.
"What's up with you?" Yvonne asked, worried.
"Nothing," Lily insisted.
"Lil's, I can read you like a b-" Yvonne was cut off by the sight of an owl soaring through the window.
The owl, which looked oddly familiar, had a letter. Lily untied the letter, and the owl immediately flew back out of the window, and into the night. Lily read the note aloud.
"Come here, take off your pants, get on top of me until you are fully satisfied."
"Who's it from? Asked Yvonne, with a disgusted look on her face.
"I don't know." Lily skimmed down the page. "Wait, it says: Lovingly, your toilet."
"Right. Time to teach them a lesson." Stated Yvonne. "Hmmmm.. Follow me."
Yvonne ran down to the kitchen, grabbed a bucket, and filled it with water. She then pointed her wand at it.
She cried, "I colori," and the room was briefly illuminated by a rainbow of colours. "Come on, let's get them out of that room."
*Ten minutes later* "Come and get your ice-cream boys!" Called Lily and Yvonne.
The boys thundered down the stairs, and started wolfing down their ice- cream, as the girls snuck off to rig up their bucket with a hover charm.
The girls sat on the floor in the boys' room.
"Now, on the count of three, we scream." Instructed Yvonne. "One, two, three."
Both girls screamed at the top of their lungs. Moments later, James burst into the room, his wand out, and concern written all over his face. The look of concern quickly turned to shock.
The bucket had fallen on him, and he was now blue, red, yellow - all the colours of the rainbow. The colours were moving about in swirls and splodges. Lily and Yvonne quickly took a photo, then ran back into their room, locking the door behind them.
"They are so asking for it!" James stated, as he stormed into the bathroom with a howling Sirius and Remus in tow.
While James was getting rid of the colours, Sirius and Remus paid the girls a visit.
*A few minutes later*
"What are you doing in here?" Demanded James of Sirius and Remus.
"We were just leaving," Replied Remus.
"Just write it on a bit of parchment, and we'll take care of it for you," Sirius said to Lily, before Sirius and James left the room.
"Can we move our sleeping bags into the lounge, Remus?" Asked Lily.
"Yeah, sure. Just watch James - he wants revenge." Warned Remus.
"Oh well," Lily said. "Let him tr-" She stopped short as ice cubes made their way down the back of her robes. "JAMES! YOUR ARE DEAD!"
James cackled hysterically as he ran down the hall.
A/N So, what do you think of that? More chappies soon! R/R k? We meant it when we said that stuff about certain characters dying. If you don't want anyone to die, well, we suggest you review! (Bum scene coming up soon! Hehe.)
Chapter thirteen
"I can't believe your parents think we need babysitters!" Fumed James.
"Yeah, it's not like we'd trash the house or anything," Sirius continued.
"Well," added James, "Not intentionally anyway."
Remus raised an eyebrow, and opened his mouth to reply, when Yvonne's voice floated up from the kitchen. "Dinner time children!"
The three boys ran into the dining-room.
"What in the name of Merlin."
"Stir-fry, Sirius. Stir-fry!" Lily replied as James and Remus sniggered.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "You don't say. Actually, I was talking about these sticks!"
"They're called chopsticks. You hold them like-" Yvonne paused to pick up a pair of chopsticks, "Like this."
It took the boys ten whole minutes before they were able to hold the chopsticks correctly. They weren't helped by the girls' constant giggling.
"Osh kish moo" Sirius 'spoke', his mouth full.
Lily and Yvonne raised their eyebrows at him.
"So maybe you do need babysitters after all!" Exclaimed Lily.
They ate in silence after that.
"We made dinner, so you boys can wash up," Said Yvonne.
The boys started to protest, but the girls already had their wands out.
"Now."
*Later that evening.*
"We really need to get them back!" Said James determinedly.
"For once, I have to agree with you, but what can we do?" Sirius wondered aloud. "They've already seen our prank list!"
"We could write them a letter," suggested James.
"Oh, great Merlin, James! You want to write Lily a love-letter? You are a complete and utter disgrace to the name of wizards everywhere! To the name of marauders, and to -"
"Sirius, SHUT UP!" Remus and James yelled in unison.
"I didn't mean it like that." James said. "Remus, a quill? And some parchment?"
Remus handed James the requested materials, eagerly awaiting the new, and undoubtedly crazy idea from James' mind. James thought for a moment before beginning to write.
*In the next room*
"You do realise that they're going to prank us now, don't you?"
"What will come, will come." Lily replied absently.
"What's up with you?" Yvonne asked, worried.
"Nothing," Lily insisted.
"Lil's, I can read you like a b-" Yvonne was cut off by the sight of an owl soaring through the window.
The owl, which looked oddly familiar, had a letter. Lily untied the letter, and the owl immediately flew back out of the window, and into the night. Lily read the note aloud.
"Come here, take off your pants, get on top of me until you are fully satisfied."
"Who's it from? Asked Yvonne, with a disgusted look on her face.
"I don't know." Lily skimmed down the page. "Wait, it says: Lovingly, your toilet."
"Right. Time to teach them a lesson." Stated Yvonne. "Hmmmm.. Follow me."
Yvonne ran down to the kitchen, grabbed a bucket, and filled it with water. She then pointed her wand at it.
She cried, "I colori," and the room was briefly illuminated by a rainbow of colours. "Come on, let's get them out of that room."
*Ten minutes later* "Come and get your ice-cream boys!" Called Lily and Yvonne.
The boys thundered down the stairs, and started wolfing down their ice- cream, as the girls snuck off to rig up their bucket with a hover charm.
The girls sat on the floor in the boys' room.
"Now, on the count of three, we scream." Instructed Yvonne. "One, two, three."
Both girls screamed at the top of their lungs. Moments later, James burst into the room, his wand out, and concern written all over his face. The look of concern quickly turned to shock.
The bucket had fallen on him, and he was now blue, red, yellow - all the colours of the rainbow. The colours were moving about in swirls and splodges. Lily and Yvonne quickly took a photo, then ran back into their room, locking the door behind them.
"They are so asking for it!" James stated, as he stormed into the bathroom with a howling Sirius and Remus in tow.
While James was getting rid of the colours, Sirius and Remus paid the girls a visit.
*A few minutes later*
"What are you doing in here?" Demanded James of Sirius and Remus.
"We were just leaving," Replied Remus.
"Just write it on a bit of parchment, and we'll take care of it for you," Sirius said to Lily, before Sirius and James left the room.
"Can we move our sleeping bags into the lounge, Remus?" Asked Lily.
"Yeah, sure. Just watch James - he wants revenge." Warned Remus.
"Oh well," Lily said. "Let him tr-" She stopped short as ice cubes made their way down the back of her robes. "JAMES! YOUR ARE DEAD!"
James cackled hysterically as he ran down the hall.
A/N So, what do you think of that? More chappies soon! R/R k? We meant it when we said that stuff about certain characters dying. If you don't want anyone to die, well, we suggest you review! (Bum scene coming up soon! Hehe.)