Opening
the fridge, looking for my tofu cubes. Why? Because after some hard
core video game time, I am up for some totally delicious stir fry.
And then, I see the thing-
The thing that is
unforgiveable,
"CYBORG! What did you do with my tofu man! Awww... that is so not cool!"
Gross, disgusting, rotting, meaty something, right where my tofu was 24 hours ago... I can't even begin to describe it. Just looking at the raw juicy flesh makes my stomach turn. I feel dangerously close to vomiting.
"Hey dude... that wasn't me." Cyborg is suddenly behind me, wearing a look of disgust equal to mine. "That's just- wrong."
"What's wrong? ...WOAH! That's disgusting!" Robin's voice, now he's here with us. He starts to laugh a little, not unkindly, more in disbelief really. "Beast Boy, is that your tofu?"
"Dude, no way was that EVER my tofu!"
Raven enters, I can tell because I feel that prickly feeling down my spine, happens whenever she enters a room actually.
"Okay, what's going on? ...that's revolting." She looks disinterestedly over Robin's shoulder. "Are you sure it's not alive? There's something green moving on the left."
So obviously, none of these guys messed with my food. Raven wouldn't bother, Robin's too nice, Cyborg would have admitted it by now-
"Wait, so if none of you did it then..." My mind slowly forms around the thought, it grows... could it be?
"Friends," a new voice, high pitched and sweet, cuts through my reverie, "there is no cause for alarm! I have been cultivating a new food from my world. Would you not like a taste?"
Starfire. Culprit found.