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Chapter fourteen

"So, James. Truth or dare?" Asked Sirius.

"Um. Dare." James answered.

"Ok. Let me see.. What to do, what to do?"

"Just hurry up already," James said, rolling his eyes.

Sirius leaned over to Remus and whispered in his ear. Remus grinned and whispered back, before speaking to James.

"Follow me."

"Lily? You still good?" Called Sirius.

"What? Lily?" Spluttered James.

As Lily descended the stairs leading down from the girls' room, James noted that she looked a little pale. She handed a piece of parchment to Sirius, and spoke to Remus and Sirius.

"You'd better hold up your end!"

"Don't worry, Lily,' Said Remus. "We will."

"Yeah, we may be a lot of things, but dishonest isn't one of them." Added Sirius.

Lily looked satisfied, though she did look a little sick now. James, on the other hand, looked completely and utterly bewildered.

"What's going on?" he demanded.

Remus looked amused, and Sirius sniggered. Yvonne, who had come down the stairs with Lily, was obviously trying hard not to giggle. Sirius and Remus shoved James and Lily into a small closet, which was usually used for cloaks, and Remus magically sealed the door.

"Two hours, James!" Shouted Sirius.

"Unless you'd rather chicken out on a dare?"

"As if! And, in case you'd forgotten, it's my turn next!" Yelled James. 'You'll pay!"

Remus and Sirius sniggered, and left the room.

"So, how'd they get you into this?" James spat at Lily.

"Well, we have a little agreement," Lily started, but was interrupted by James.

"Wait, you mean. Sirius agreed with something?"

Lily looked at James as though he was something very stupid, but the look was wasted in the dark.

"Ok, whatever it is, I don't want to know." Said James.

"Good, because I wasn't going to tell you!" Huffed Lily. "Move your fat ass over! I'm squished."

"My ass isn't fat," said James indignantly. "And I'm already squished!"

"No you're not, and yes it is! It's bigger than Professor Sprout's bum!"

"Is not! And besides, your butt's bigger than mine, so you can't talk! - OOOF!!!"

Lily had sat on James.

"GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA MY FACE!" roared James.

"Not until you take that back!"

"Never!"

"Then I'm sure you'll have a very enjoyable couple of hours in here!"

"Ha! You started it, and besides, aren't you the one always telling me to act my age?"

"So?"

"So? So? What do you mean, so?"

"I mean, you're setting a bad example." Said Lily.

"Ok, now that you've thrown all logic out the window, we might be able to have a halfway normal discussion!!!"

"Huh?" Now it was Lily's turn to be confused.

"I mean. WHO'S SITTING ON WHO HERE?"

James stood up, flipping a disgruntled Lily on her backside.

"Fine. Be that way."

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