Okay, this story SO goes against my own pairing preference for the most part. But I'm sorry; it was too funny to not write. I'm mad at me too...XD
disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

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Sasuke woke up panting in bed. His pajamas clung to him and he was shaking in a cold sweat. He cursed colorfully as he noticed his 'problem' and headed to the bathroom to attend to his 'needs'. These dreams about his blonde haired rival needed to stop. He couldn't go on like this.

The only way he could think of to relieve his troubles was to tell the blonde how he felt. He couldn't do that, though! The blonde would reject him for sure! But…he didn't know how much longer he could stay content with just staring at the boy's gorgeous, sexy, delicious….okay need to change the direction of this sentence…
The point was he needed to tell Naruto his feelings. And he figured today was as good a day as any day to do it.
With newly fuelled confidence, Sasuke started on his way to the training grounds.

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Sasuke found Naruto sitting against a tree, looking very sexy if he did say so himself. The kyuubi-container was drenched in sweat and shirtless. He had obviously gotten up early to train.

Sasuke moved over nervously and sat next to his companion. Naruto acknowledged his existence with a nod.

Clearing his throat he decided it was time to do what he'd been waiting to do. "Naruto…" Said boy glanced at him. "There's something I've been waiting to tell you…" Now the blonde looked at him expectantly. "I love you." He admitted. He then shut his eyes tightly and held his breath, waiting for Naruto's reaction.
"Dude…you FAG!" Naruto yelled jumping up and away from Sasuke. "I KNEW you were gay! I knew it from the day I set my eyes on your faggy little Uchiha ass! And all the times I hung out with you…GOD, Sasuke! I bet you were checking me out and I didn't even know it! That's disgusting. What do you dream about me too?" he demanded. Sasuke, heartbroken and embarrassed just blushed. "God, Sasuke!" Naruto yelled. "That's SICK! To think you've been drooling over me and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me until now!" he wailed upset and then glared at the Uchiha.
Sasuke, now in tears, turned and ran away.

"What a wuss." Naruto muttered and resumed his training. "But a wuss with a nice ass…"

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