Before anything else…I want to apologize to TwlightDreamz for…obviously pissing you off…
Right, looks like the majority of ya were pretty entertained by the last chapter so I figured hey, why not write another?
So here ya go
I luff you, reviewers.
Disclaimer: I do not own Narutooooo -sob-

Sasuke didn't leave his house for two weeks. He was mortified beyond all logic. After those two weeks, however, he ran out of food. He would have to venture out. He knew there were fan girls that had been sleeping outside his door for the longer part of the last two weeks begging him to come out, so he figured he better sneak out another way.
The still embarrassed and upset Uchiha slipped through one of the side windows of his house and made a mad dash for the market. Glad that he had made it thus far without being glomped to death, he slid with relief into the small shop.

He then made his way through the isles; coming to a dead stop when he reached the isle ramen was on. Spotting his blonde haired crush, he turned around abruptly and prepared to hurry in the opposite direction when he heard said boy call out his name. "Oi, Sasuke!"

Sasuke closed his eyes and counted to five. He then turned around slowly with what he hoped was a calm expression on his features. "Yes?" he questioned, glad his voice came out confident sounding.

"Dude, where have you BEEN! The whole of the female population has been falling into depression! What're you trying to do? Destroy the whole village?"

Needless to say, Sasuke was shocked that Naruto hadn't said anything about or even acted like he remembered their last encounter.
"I've been sick." He lied. The blonde stared at him for a moment, obviously knowing that what he'd said was a lie, and then simply said. "Whatever, don't do it again."

"Why do you care so much?" Sasuke asked, knowing he was getting his hopes up too high. He then added as an afterthought, "dobe."

"What?" Naruto asked seemingly innocent. He threw and arm around Sasuke's shoulders. "Can't a guy worry about his not-so-secret admirer?"
Sasuke blushed from head to toe. Okay, Naruto had definitely NOT forgotten. "Wh-what?" he asked, deciding that he should just play dumb.

"Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about." The blonde insisted. Sasuke blushed redder. "About that…I just wanted to say that I'm sorr" Sasuke was cut off by a pair of warm lips on his own. His eyes widened. Was the really happening! What Naruto really kissing him? He figured he might as well enjoy the situation. He turned to face the kyuubi container and slid his arms around said boy's neck. Naruto took that as his cue to move his hands to Sasuke's waist and beginning biting at the boy's lips, begging for entrance.

Sasuke hesitantly let the blonde in and immediately was happy with his decision.

Too soon for both of them, they ran out of breath and had to pull back.

"Faggot" Naruto breathed
FIN
XD
I'M SORRY, I HAD to end it like that…
hope you enjoyed this!
I'm still working on other fics, but I want to start a new narusasu fic…anybody got a suggestion?