A Noypish GSD Cast!

By: Nareiya

Summary:

A trip in the tropic country Philippines got the gang loco.

Disclaimer: I do not own GS or GSD.

Chapter One: The what?

"Since we have a little savings," Athrun, being the leader of their circle of friends, informed them their financial crisis, "We'll have our vacation in the Philippines."

Cagalli who was secretly picking her nose said, "The what?"

Everyone rolled their eyes at her great stupidity.

"Philippines, Athha!" Shinn shouted and Cagalli's face still looked confused.

"Pearl of the orient?" Yzak gave a clue but still, it has no effect for the princess.

"Have you heard of the terrorist group, Abu Sayyaf?" Dearka dare say the name of the terrorist group.

Her face brighten up, "Oh them! Last time I met those guys was at Iraq! Let's visit them now!"

She then dragged everyone to the airport.

At the Airport…

Four hours of waiting for the plane to arrive had passed and most of the passengers of other airlines had already left.

"God! What time is it already? Why is that airline late?" Shinn Asuka shouted.

Yzak slapped Shinn's cheek, "Stupid, the airline is called PAL. Originally, it stands for Philippine Airlines but now it is known as Plane Always Late."

"Ohh…" was Shinn's initial reaction as Yzak further educated him.

Then a plane arrived at hyper speed and a panting voice was heard, "Passengers, board in or get lost!"

The gang boarded the plane faster than the speed of light.

After a few minutes when the plane took off, the food is served and left a confused Dearka.

Who pointed at the weird elongated…hotdog?

"What…is this?" He looked at Yzak but Yzak just shrug and Dearka ate the hotdog.

Cagalli and Lacus laughed out loud.

Stellar smiled, "It's called a chorizo, a Chinese sausage. They say it is kind of a guy's dick!"

The boys who ate it, puke all together.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"Cagalli laughed hysterically.

Kira then noticed Athrun listening to a small cassette player and saying some foreign words.

"What are you doing?" Kira asked and Athrun removed his head set.

"Mabuhay! Ako si Athrun Zala, kamusta ka ginoong Yamato?" (translation: Mabuhay! I am Athrun Zala, how are you Mr. Yamato?) he said and Kira's eyes widen in confusion.

"Did you just say a series of profanities?" Kira was bewildered.

Shinn laughed out loud, everyone likes to laugh today, "Hindi ka marunong mag-Filipino?" (translation: Don't you know how to speak Filipino?)

Kira cried out loud, "NOOOOOOOO!" he ran fast to the comfort room.

Cagalli tried to seize her laughter, "Are you guys fluent in Filipino?"

They shook their heads.

"Just starting." Was Athrun's reply.

Then, as Kira came out of the comfort room, the plane landed at NAIA (Ninoy Aquino International Airport) and they went out.

Surprisingly, they were quickly attended to by the immigration and off they went outside the airport.

"Guys, how do we reach our hotel?" Stellar asked the rest of the gang.

Yzak brighten up, as if a lightning bulb appeared on top of his head, "We'll ride a car at Park 'N Fly!"

"The what?" the rest of the gang asked Yzak.

"They have cars!" he reasoned out.

"Ohh…" they all said and quickly got in a car that suddenly came out of nowhere.

End of Chapter

A/N:

Originally, I planned it to be at Hong Kong or at Canada but someone told me to make up this fic, that will be…you don't know him, he doesn't write here yet.

Hope you like it. Tell me if you want me to continue this crazy fic or not but I do like this.

No offense to my country and fellow Noypis, but I am trying to create a funny atmosphere here so please bear with the fic and me.

The Author,

Nareiya