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Chapter 35
Helga and Sirius were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room, talking after the others had gone to bed.
"Hey, you know Alison thinks that we're together now." pondered Sirius.
"So? Let the bitch think what she wants to think!" Helga said a little savagely.
"You don't know her very well," mused Sirius. "It'll be all over the school by now. That means that everyone will think you're taken - including all the nice young gentlemen who would like to date you."
"So, what are you saying?" asked Helga, feeling that she really didn't want to know the answer.
"We should, um, well. . ." began Sirius.
"Hi guys!" James flopped onto a nearby armchair.
"I thought you'd gone to bed?" Helga asked, confused.
"Insomnia." answered James simply. "Shouldn't you be heading back to your dorm? Or were you planning on staying with Padfoot tonight?"
"You are sick, James, just sick!" said a disgusted looking Helga. "I'd really rather not associate with such a sick minded person you know."
"Here, I'll walk you." offered Sirius.
"No, thanks. I don't want this sick minded idiot to think that we're up to anything else. Good night." with that, Helga exited the common room, slamming the portrait shut behind her.
Sirius and James heard the Fat Lady yelling after her: "How dare you make such a racket at this time of night - and you're not even in Gryffindor!"
"It's a disaster - my two best friends are love-sick!" James said, recalling Sirius' words from the previous summer.
"Shut up James!" Sirius said, hitting him on the back of the head.
***
"Have you seen Helga?" Lily asked the boys the next morning.
"No. Well, we saw her last night, but she went back to the Hufflepuff dorms around ten." replied Sirius.
"I should hope she went back to her own dorm," Remus said. "Why do you ask?"
"You didn't offer to walk her? Perhaps you've forgotten, but a certain person is gaining power, and he seems to have something against those close to a certain person in our group!" Lily yelled.
"I did offer - she refused!" Sirius said defensively. 'What's got you so stressed about it?"
"She's missing." Yvonne stated looking worried. "We've already asked the Hufflepuffs, and Bertha Jorkins said that she never went back to her dorm last night."
"Have you told Dumbledore?" James asked worriedly.
"No. We thought we should ask you first, and we don't want to get her into trouble for no good reason." Lily told them.
"Well, I think we ought to go and see Dumbledore now." Remus said.
A/N *And the dramatic music plays in the background as the insane cackling of Garden Gnome and Sploogal drowns out Remus' voice.* Sploogal: Dun dun dun. . . Dramatic beaver!!! (Did anyone ever watch that cartoon, Angry Beavers? Hehe. If you did, you know how to say that.) Garden Gnome: *Rolls eyes* Grow up J.I.M. Sploogal: Don't call me that. Garden Gnome: Why not J.I.M? Sploogal: Because I said so! Seafood!!! *Opens mouth containing chewed up vegemite roll* Garden Gnome: Gross! *After recovering from shock, rolls eyes* Real mature, Sploogal. Thanks to everyone who reviewed since last time we said thanks! We love you guys! In particular, thanks to "Hoover" "blondmoments258" "Choc_Syrup" "ReBelleRose" "danran" "Jade" "Manny2003" "MagickalStar135" "SjabRox" "DUDE!!!" "HPFREEK" "ChaosLightning13" "LotusStar"
"MagickalStar135" That's a really good idea! We may write something like that over the summer holidays (when we have lot's of time) but right now we're supposed to be studying for the end of year exams. Emphasis on 'supposed'. Lol.
"SjabRox" Sorry it's getting so sad. We find it very easy to write torturous stuff for James, Sirius, and Remus. Don't worry though - it gets happier soon. And we have a very cute scene involving Lily and James planned out for their summer holidays. You'll have to wait about another ten or so chapters, though. Sorry.
"Lia D. Green" You're a whinging bitch. Stuff you. Go back to Woopwoop and put your balls on straight.
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Chapter 35
Helga and Sirius were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room, talking after the others had gone to bed.
"Hey, you know Alison thinks that we're together now." pondered Sirius.
"So? Let the bitch think what she wants to think!" Helga said a little savagely.
"You don't know her very well," mused Sirius. "It'll be all over the school by now. That means that everyone will think you're taken - including all the nice young gentlemen who would like to date you."
"So, what are you saying?" asked Helga, feeling that she really didn't want to know the answer.
"We should, um, well. . ." began Sirius.
"Hi guys!" James flopped onto a nearby armchair.
"I thought you'd gone to bed?" Helga asked, confused.
"Insomnia." answered James simply. "Shouldn't you be heading back to your dorm? Or were you planning on staying with Padfoot tonight?"
"You are sick, James, just sick!" said a disgusted looking Helga. "I'd really rather not associate with such a sick minded person you know."
"Here, I'll walk you." offered Sirius.
"No, thanks. I don't want this sick minded idiot to think that we're up to anything else. Good night." with that, Helga exited the common room, slamming the portrait shut behind her.
Sirius and James heard the Fat Lady yelling after her: "How dare you make such a racket at this time of night - and you're not even in Gryffindor!"
"It's a disaster - my two best friends are love-sick!" James said, recalling Sirius' words from the previous summer.
"Shut up James!" Sirius said, hitting him on the back of the head.
***
"Have you seen Helga?" Lily asked the boys the next morning.
"No. Well, we saw her last night, but she went back to the Hufflepuff dorms around ten." replied Sirius.
"I should hope she went back to her own dorm," Remus said. "Why do you ask?"
"You didn't offer to walk her? Perhaps you've forgotten, but a certain person is gaining power, and he seems to have something against those close to a certain person in our group!" Lily yelled.
"I did offer - she refused!" Sirius said defensively. 'What's got you so stressed about it?"
"She's missing." Yvonne stated looking worried. "We've already asked the Hufflepuffs, and Bertha Jorkins said that she never went back to her dorm last night."
"Have you told Dumbledore?" James asked worriedly.
"No. We thought we should ask you first, and we don't want to get her into trouble for no good reason." Lily told them.
"Well, I think we ought to go and see Dumbledore now." Remus said.
A/N *And the dramatic music plays in the background as the insane cackling of Garden Gnome and Sploogal drowns out Remus' voice.* Sploogal: Dun dun dun. . . Dramatic beaver!!! (Did anyone ever watch that cartoon, Angry Beavers? Hehe. If you did, you know how to say that.) Garden Gnome: *Rolls eyes* Grow up J.I.M. Sploogal: Don't call me that. Garden Gnome: Why not J.I.M? Sploogal: Because I said so! Seafood!!! *Opens mouth containing chewed up vegemite roll* Garden Gnome: Gross! *After recovering from shock, rolls eyes* Real mature, Sploogal. Thanks to everyone who reviewed since last time we said thanks! We love you guys! In particular, thanks to "Hoover" "blondmoments258" "Choc_Syrup" "ReBelleRose" "danran" "Jade" "Manny2003" "MagickalStar135" "SjabRox" "DUDE!!!" "HPFREEK" "ChaosLightning13" "LotusStar"
"MagickalStar135" That's a really good idea! We may write something like that over the summer holidays (when we have lot's of time) but right now we're supposed to be studying for the end of year exams. Emphasis on 'supposed'. Lol.
"SjabRox" Sorry it's getting so sad. We find it very easy to write torturous stuff for James, Sirius, and Remus. Don't worry though - it gets happier soon. And we have a very cute scene involving Lily and James planned out for their summer holidays. You'll have to wait about another ten or so chapters, though. Sorry.
"Lia D. Green" You're a whinging bitch. Stuff you. Go back to Woopwoop and put your balls on straight.