Maru-sha: yay ! Enough of you review, now here's your reward ! Laugh and enjoy !
Inu-yasha couldn't believe his eyes ! He focused his camera and watched Sango and Miroku closely, not missing a second of their actions. Miroku was dressed in a disgustingly cute puppy costume and was looking up at Sango with pleading eyes. He was also standing on all fours like a normal dog.
"Do I have to wear this ? I feel like an idiot !" he cried. "Silence !" Sango shouted. She was dressed in tight leather clothes and had a whip in her hand.
"You shall do what your master commands you to, understand ?" she said, petting Miroku's head. He only whimpered and lowered his head in shame.
"I said, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?" Sango shouted, cracking her whip at Miroku.
"AAHH ! y-yes master !" he cried.
"Are you going to be a good puppy ?" she asked, whipping at him some more.
"Yes Sango, I will, I will !" he whined.
"Then speak !" Sango commanded.
"But I am speaking" Miroku protested.
"Not that kind of speak...BARK, DAMMIT !" she yelled.
"Woof !" Miroku yelped out.
"Again !" she said with another crack of her whip.
"Yes Sango ! I mean, woof !" Miroku barked.
"Again ! Again ! Again !" Sango shouted, each time cracking her whip.
"Arf ! Woof !" he barked, louder each time. Sango then smiled and opened her arms for a hug.
"Good boy ! Now come and give your master a hug !" she said in a babyish voice.
"Finally !" Miroku cried, running to Sango, tackling her to the floor and hugging her, the tail of his costume somehow wagging.
"What a good doggie you are !" she giggled. They both rolled around on the floor for some time while laughing like two children.
"Did I make you happy enough ?" he asked, his eyes getting teary. Sango only grinned and began undoing her tight, leather shirt.
"I'll take that as a yes !" Miroku said, working his way out of his costume.
Inu-yasha snuck away, a big grin across his face that's some cat in a Disney movie would envy. "I never knew ! Miroku is Sango's lapdog, literally !" he thought while chuckling. This was just too easy. "Hmm, I wonder who else I can film..." he thought.
Then his eyes narrowed and a fang-tooth grin came to his face again. As fast as lighting, he was out the door and jumping from building to building with the camera firmly in his hand. "Here I come, Naraku ! Mwuahahahahaha !" he laughed insanely, earning him stares from people.
"Mommy, why is that demon man laughing like that ?" a little boy asked his mother.
"I don't know. Just keep walking, dear" she said, quickly walking away.
To be continued...
Maru-sha: Hope you're all still alive from all the laughing you did ! Once again, I aint updating this until I get enough reviews ! So until then, sayonara !