Inu-yasha leapt into the tree closest to Kagome's window. "Let see what the human girl does..." he thought, zooming in the focus. Kagome was sitting in front of a mirror and sticking her tongue out for some reason. She also held a sharp needle in one hand. "What the ?" Inu-yasha thought.
"Ukay...mah ongue is umb. Time phor da neggle" Kagome said, her tongue being held with her other hand. Translation: "Okay, my tongue is numb. Time for the needle"
Kagome shut her eyes and jabbed the needle down and into her tongue. Inu-yasha screamed aloud at this.
"This is SICK !" he shouted. Kagome turned her head to look at whoever screamed, but as she did, she tasted blood in her mouth.
"Aw man ! I hit a vein ! I can't believe I tried piercing my tongue on a stupid dare !" she cried, blood dripping from her mouth and onto her clothes. She then left the room, probably to find something to heal her tongue.
Inu-yasha sat there in the tree. His face paler than ever, plus he was shaking. Heck, he was in full-blown shock !
"Well, I've seen all I need to...she's a psycho !" Inu-yasha thought. Just before he was going to go elsewhere, Kagome came back into her room and began taking off her now bloody shirt.
"Whoa ! What a cute chest garment that is !" he thought again, zooming the camera's focus closer. He was referring to the pink bra Kagome was sporting.
"Some got on my skirt, too ? Of all the luck..." she sighed, starting to undo her skirt.
"Oh man...oh man..." Inu-yasha said to himself, feeling his heart beat faster and faster. Blood found its way to his face where it flowed out through his nose. After finally undoing the skirt, she began taking it off slowly.
"I can't watch this ! I can't !" Inu-yasha hissed, looking away, but keeping the camera aimed at its target. His eyes slowly wondered back to Kagome. He gasped, then screamed so loud that birds in the trees flew away. If he screamed earlier, that was a tiny whisper compared to the volume of this one.
"NOOOO ! DAMN IT ALL ! IT CAN'T BE ! ITS AN OBSCENITY!" he wailed, jumping off the tree limb and running home, one hand wiping away tears from his eyes, the other holding the camera that was still recording.
Kagome looked up at her window and blinked. No one was there. "I wonder who that was...oh well" she said, totally aware she was wearing a pair of blue boxers.
To be continued...
Maru-sha: Hmm...Everyone important has been filmed ! Should Inu-yasha get his just desserts in the next and final chapter ? I'll leave it all up to you, the reviewers ! So until next time, Sayonara !