Maru-sha: forgive me in advance my fans ! I wrote this at 1:00 in the morning while listening to the song Make it Better, the hyper version. It's the Climax, so laugh and enjoy !

That night, Kagome pulled together a meeting with everyone who had been a victim of Inu-yasha's camera.

"I say we tie him up and throw him into the Broken Glass and Sharp Objects factory !" Sango suggested.

"No, we need something more painful..." Kagome said.

"Let's slice him into food for Kirara !" Shippo chimed in. Kirara made a sound that sounds like she was disgusted.

"Let me absorb him into my body" Naraku said slyly.

"HELL NO !" everyone yelled.

"Darn..." he thought.

"I know one thing that he'll never recover from" Miroku stated.

"What ? Seeing Sesshomaru in that schoolgirl uniform again ?" Shippo asked. Sesshomaru glared at the kitsune colder than ever.

"No, something worse. We should..." Miroku's voice trailed off as he began to whisper the rest to everyone.

They all nodded in agreement.

(The next day)

"Oh my ! I'm so pretty in my new schoolgirl outfit ! I hope no one comes in and films me with a camera !" Sesshomaru said rather loudly for Inu-yasha to hear.

"Oh yeah !" Inu-yasha thought, dashing to Sesshomaru's room. Just as he stood outside the door, he was dragged inside.

"Hey, what the hell !" he screamed. The lights clicked on and Inu-yasha was horrified. Somehow, Sesshomaru's room had been changed into a room with an operating table in it with the only source of light above it.

"Uhh, what's going on ?" he asked.

"We saw what you filmed..." Kagome said, stepping out of the shadows.

"Now everyone with a computer can see it !" Shippo cried.

"No one takes me seriously anymore, you damn mutt-face !" Koga yelled.

"Like anyone ever did !" Inu-yasha snapped.

"Now we're going to get you back...for good !" Naraku said, stepping up behind Inu-yasha.

"What are you doing here ? And what do mean by, 'get me back ?'" Inu-yasha asked skeptically.

"We're going to fix you !" Miroku said, smirking.

"Fix me ? I'm not a machine !"

"No. we're going to fix you !" Naraku said, his hands forming into vines. Inu-yasha turned and headed for the door, but Sesshomaru blocked it.

"You're not going anywhere..." he said coldly. Naraku wrapped his hands that were now vines around Inu-yasha and threw him onto the operating table. His arms and legs were bound tightly by metal bounds.

"Someone get his pants off !" Koga shouted.

"My pleasure !" Kagome said, walking to the table and undoing his jean pants.

"No Kagome ! Not like this, not now ! I'm not ready !" Inu-yasha screamed.

"Idiot, she's not going to do that. We're going to permanently fix you" Miroku said. Inu-yasha's face went pale.

"Oh no...Not that ! PLEASE NOT THAT !" he yelled, trying to free himself from the restraints.

"Hold it !" Sesshomaru said, holding an instant camera. A flash came from it and a picture developed. "Okay, carry on" he said.

"Sedate him !" Shippo commanded. Sango whacked Inu-yasha over the head with her boomerang.

"Mommy, is it bath time now ?" Inu-yasha said dazedly before passing out.

"Here we go..." Kagome said, lowering Inu-yasha's underwear. Sango and Kagome blushed so much they had to sniff back an upcoming nosebleed.

Miroku and Koga took out an assortment of surgical scalpels, scissors and other objects. Recovering from being hit on the head, the hanyou awoke just before his unwanted surgery started. How unfortunate...for him at least.

"Don't take my manhood ! Please don't ! I won't film any of you ever again ! DON'T TAKE MY MANHOOD !" he screamed. Horrible pain was felt in his lower area, then everything then got blurry, then came the darkness.

"Don't take it...please don't...not my manhood..." Inu-yasha groaned. He was tossing and turning in his bed. A loud knock at the door woke him up. Sesshomaru entered and glared at him.

"Keep your perverted dreams to yourself. Other people are trying to sleep !" he said firmly, before slamming the door shut behind him. Inu-yasha looked around, it was dark outside, and he was in bed as well.

"It was a dream ! That means I still have the tape, I didn't put it online yet !" he thought, feeling under his pillow and pulling it out. He sighed and lowered his head.

"It was fun..." he whispered, snapping the tape in half.

The end

Maru-sha: I couldn't really let that happen to our favorite hanyou ! People would kill me ! I loved making this and thank you all that reviewed and those who will review in the future. Anyways, I hope all enjoyed this story and keep an eye out for more ! Sayonara !