Trial By Furry - Kim thinks she can do anything, but can she defend Drakken when he's put on trial by a bunch of talking critters for 'crimes against inhumanity'! Uh oh! Is Kim Possible going 'funny animal' on us? Well, not quite. First in a series of stories that will blow the lid off the world of Kim Possible and lead to The Last Kim Possible Story. Whatever you do, do not reveal the surprise shock ending!
Trial By Furry
A Kim Possible Teleplay by Shawn Q. Evans
Kim Possible and related characters copyright Walt Disney Co.
Effie M. Bondie copyright 2006 Shawn Q. Evans
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Scene 1 - Kim and Ron in the air. They wear harnesses, which their hands are wrapped around, kind of like parachutes (but they're not parachutes).
Kim: So Rufus knew nothing about this?
Ron: Nada. But whatever it is has to be pretty serious, to bring the wrath of the USA down on your head! Having people mad at you is one thing, but getting animals angry with you? Brrr!
Kim: I'm sure you're exaggerating, Ron!
Ron: Am I, Kim? Remember that pony ride when we were kids?
Kim: Of course! I got to ride Destiny...
Flashback. A young Kim rides a white horse with a flowing mane.
Ron: Yeah, and I got Despair!
Kim: Wasn't it Mr. Pears?
Ron: Whatever. He took me on a ride I'll never forget!
Flashback. Mr. Pears is a black horse who snorts air out of his nostrils. The only thing that softens his features, yet which incongruity makes his appearance even more bizarre, and thus even scarier, is a black hat with a flower on it. Mr. Pears runs at full gallop around the corral. A young, screaming Ron holds on to the bridal horn for dear life.
Kim: He was just giving you an exciting ride! And you did real well! You held on the entire time!
Ron: Yeah, I held on. To everything except my bladder!
Kim: Well, here we are!
Kim and Ron arrive at the animals' city. Anthropomorphic cats, dogs, bears, foxes, ducks, etc. etc. are everywhere going about their lives, just like people in any city.
The camera pulls back and we see the giant bird that gave Kim and Ron a ride.
Kim: Thanks for the ride, Aeron!
Aeron: My pleasure, Kim! I would have never found my egg after it rolled out of my mountaintop nest without your help!
Kim: Just had to find a giant egg in the middle of hundreds of boulders! Not quite needle in a haystack. No big.
Ron: Well, at least this'll be better than that secret ape city!
Kim: How so?
Ron: They have cable here.
Kim: We're not here for cable, Ron! We...
Ron's distracted. He stares at a female foxlike creature with blue fur and long, flowing red hair on top her head.
Kim:…Ron, what are you doing? Ron!
Ron: Huh? Wha?
Kim: This isn't the Middleton Zoo, Ron! You can't stare at the animals all day and imitate them, like you do in the monkey house!
A golden trout with a yellow dorsal area at the front of his body (yellow head) joins the blue fox.
Yellow Trout: Do you believe the nerve of that guy?
Blue Fox: I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute!
Yellow Trout: You're joking, right?
Ron: Kim, it's not what you think! I was staring because…
A low-flying plane zooms over them.
VROOOOOM
Kim: Hey!
The duck pilot (Launchpad McQuack) leans out of the cockpit.
Launchpad McQuack: Sorry!
A horse, wearing clothes, runs past on all fours (unlike all the other animals, who are on two legs).
Kim: Oh my gosh! He must have spooked that horse!
Kim fires her hair dryer grapple gun and swings through the air after the horse. Kim lands on the horse's back.
Kim: It's okay, boy. You can relax.
Horse: Huh?
The horse stops and stands on two legs. Kim jumps off.
Horse: I happen to be in a hurry, lady! You mind?
Kim: I-I was just trying to help!
Horse gallops off.
Horse: Humans!
Ron: We're not in Kansaston anymore, Kim!
In the distance, the plane goes VTOL, hovers and lands in the square in front of the courthouse.
Ron points out one of the sights.
Ron: Oh! Look! They have Bueno Nacho! They really ARE everywhere!
Kim: We're here on business, Ron!
Ron: I'm just saying, Kim! They don't have the same holidays we do. It's probably open!
Kim and Ron approach the courthouse. The plane opens it's door.
Kim: Let's go, Nacoboy!
Kim and Ron walk up the courthouse steps.
Voice from behind: Well, well, fancy meeting you here...
Kim and Ron turn around and face a manacled Drakken and Shego, flanked by animal guards (dog, pig). Both Drakken and Shego have their wrists and legs shackled. Metal restraints completely cover Shego's gloves.
Drakken: ...My erstwhile teen foe!
Kim: Drakken!
Ron: And Shego!
Next: Drakken put on trial by a bunch of animals?
What will Kim do? Find out!