Trail by Furry - Can Kim defend Dr. Drakken when he's put on trial by talking critters for 'crimes against inhumanity'? Funny Animals meet So The Courtroom Drama in the first installment of The Last Kim Possible Story! Whatever you do, do not reveal the surprise shock ending!

Trial By Furry

A Kim Possible Teleplay by Shawn Q. Evans

Kim Possible and related characters copyright Walt Disney Co.

Effie M. Bondie copyright 2006 Shawn Q. Evans

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Scene 5 - Testimony against Drakken continues.

Prosecutor Fox: The prosecution calls the American Dragon to the stand.

American Dragon: All right! Yo, the AmDrag is in the hiz-zay!

Fox: Mr. Dragon, can you describe the events of April 8th?

American Dragon: Them nasty robots were all up in here, so I was like 'how ya like me now?' with my tail and my flame breath! Yah! Hee-yah!

The American Dragon makes karate chop moves.

Fox: So you..fought the cybertronic robots? Why?

American Dragon: Yo, it's my job to protect the magical creatures, dig?...Uh, I mean the magically wonderful creatures of New York! Yeah, that's it!

Fox: So the cybertronic creations were attacking the animals of New York and you defended them?

American Dragon: You got it, homes!

Fox: Thank you, Mr. Dragon. Your turn.

Defense Attorney Effie M. Bondie: Mr. Dragon, did you see the defendant, Dr. Drakken, with the robots?

Dragon: No, but everyone knows he...

Effie: Move to strike that comment, your honor!

Judge: The jury will disregard that statement. Just answer the question, Mr. Dragon. A simple yes or no will do.

Dragon: Uh, no.

Effie: And did you witness the defendant order the robots from afar, by means of a transmission or any other communicative device?

Dragon: No.

Effie: Thank you. That will be all.

The American Dragon leaves the stand and talks to the prosecutor.

Dragon: So, how'd I do?

Fox: Fine, fine.

Dragon: Oh yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! The AmDrag does it again! Holla!

Ron: Dude, why do you talk like that?

Dragon: Like what?

Ron: Like such a stereotype?

Dragon: Stereotype? Yo, the AmDrag is keepin' it real! He...I mean I...help me. You have got to help me! The writers have absolutely no idea what to do with me!

Kim and Ron look at the dragon, then look at each other, and then they both inch their chairs away from the dragon, as they want nothing to do with him. The American Dragon hangs his head.

Dragon: Awww, man!

Ron: Well, that wasn't so bad! This could be easier than I thought.

Kim: Not so fast, Ron! Look!

Fox: The prosecution calls Bambi to the stand.

Ron: Bambi? No way!

Fox: Thank you for being here today. I know how hard this must be for you.

Bambi: You're so kind. Thank you.

Fox: If you could, relate the events of that fateful day.

Bambi: The-the day HE came...Dr. Drakken...and took my mother from me! Sniff Sob!

Fox: Yes, I know this is painful.

Bambi blows his nose.

Bambi: HONK

Bambi: And..and ever since that day..Thumper..lost some of his thumpiness! He..he's been..less thumpy! BAWLLLL

Fox offers a tissue.

Fox: There there.

Fox: Your witness, Ms. Bondie.

Kim: Hold on, Effie! You're actually going to cross-examine Bambi?

Effie: Ah have to Kim! We're losing the jury!

Members of the jury are crying, tearing up, dabbing their eyes, sniffing. DnAmy is bawling her eyes out.

DnAmy: Wahh! That poor widdle deer!

Effie approaches Bambi. Kim and Ron stay seated at the defense table.

Ron: Ice in her veins, Kim! Ice in her veins!

Effie: Ah think we all feel for your loss, Bambi. But is it possible you misidentified the perpetrator?

Bambi: No! It was him! I know it!

Effie: Ah know, with such a painful tragedy, you need someone to blame. But, sir, the events in question happened many years ago. Long before there ever was a Dr. Drakken. Correct?

Bambi: Yes, but...

Effie: So there's no way Dr. Drakken could have done the act in question, could he?

Bambi: No, I don't...But it was him! He..he could have used time travel! He's Dr, Drakken! He does things like that!

Effie back at the defense table.

Effie: Sigh. Well, ah tried, Kim.

Kim: You did great, Effie! Well, as great as anyone could, considering the circumstances.

Shego: He' s a goner, isn't he?

Kim: Shego, don't be so negative! It's not over yet! There's still a long way to go!

Ron: I can't believe the jury actually bought that! I mean, what a load of...

Ron notices Drakken fondling a deertail keychain. While Drakken's wrists are shackled together, and to his waist, he can still move his hands together and reach his pants pocket.

Drakken: Hmm hmm hm hmmm

Ron: ..Wait, is that a deertail..?

Drakken smiles, then pockets the keychain.

Ron: Uh, guys..?

Kim: What?

Drakken whistles innocently.

Ron: Nah. Forget it. Couldn't be.

A fly buzzes Drakken and Shego. While shackled, Drakken and Shego still are able to move their hands/arms somewhat (although Shego's hands/plasma gloves are completely covered by her restraints), but they can't move their arms near or above their heads to swat the fly.

Drakken: Ah! Cursed thing! This whole place needs a good fumigation! Lousy, flea-ridden...

Drakken sees the dog guard glaring at him. He smiles weakly and shuts up.

Drakken: Heh. Nice doggie.

The fly continues to buzz them, especially Shego.

Shego: Ahhh! Stoppable! A little help here!

Ron, Kim and Effie are studying transcripts. Ron looks up.

Ron: Swat it yourself, Shego!

Shego holds up her shackles. They reach her chest.

Shego: Yeah, got a little problem with that!

Ron: Oh for!

Ron stands next to Shego, leans over and tries to swat the fly.

Ron: There! Almost got it! Hold still!

Shego: I am holding still, you..!

Ron: I meant the fly!

Ron crawls onto the defendant's table. Shego has to move her head to avoid Ron.

Shego: Hey! Watch it!

Ron finally nails the fly.

Ron: Aha! Got it!

Kim looks up from her transcript.

Kim: Got what, Ron?

Ron: Oh, I just got...

Prosecutor Fox: The court calls Maggie to the stand. Maggie? Maggie the Fly?

Ron stops, and looks worried.

Ron: ...Nothing. Never mind.

Kim looks slightly annoyed and goes back to studying the transcript.

Fox: Hm. Thought she was here. Oh well. Moving on.

Drakken and Shego giggle. Ron's shocked.

Ron: You-you did that on purpose!

Drakken and Shego look like innocent little angels, complete with halos over their heads.

Drakken: Who, us?

Next: Some forest creatures get into the act (with singing!)

And Ron cross examines his most hated foe!

Notes

The dialogue between Ron and the American Dragon is a parody of the news that Disney got all new writers for Jake Long:American Dragon's second season and put Kim Possible's director in charge of the show.

So what if I give the AmDrag a hard time and swat Maggie? So? I'm not holding anything against Disney for letting Kim go months and months without word of its renewal. Noooooo. Of course not! They're there because it's funny, see?