Trail by Furry - Can Kim defend Dr. Drakken when he's put on trial by talking critters for 'crimes against inhumanity'? Funny Animals meet So The Courtroom Drama in the first installment of The Last Kim Possible Story! Whatever you do, do not reveal the surprise shock ending!
Trial By Furry
A Kim Possible Teleplay by Shawn Q. Evans
Kim Possible and related characters copyright Walt Disney Co.
Effie M. Bondie copyright 2006 Shawn Q. Evans
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Scene 8 - Kim jumps to the defense of Drakken and approaches the bench.
Kim: Your honor, I will prove Drakken can be a force for good!
Judge: Indeed? The court would look very favorably upon that. You may proceed.
Kim: But I can't do it here. Our defense team needs to leave the courthouse to set up some things.
Prosecutor Fox: Your honor, I object! These grandstanding stunts have no place in a court of law!
Kim: Hey, I'm a cheerleader! Grandstanding stunts are what I do!
Judge: I'm the judge, Mr. Fox, and I'll determine what I allow in my court! Overruled!
Fox: Yes, your honor.
Judge: You have your chance, Miss Possible. I suggest you use it wisely!
Kim: Will do! Thank you, your honor! You're tough but fair!
Scene 9 - Kim, Ron, a shackled Drakken and his dog guard at a mountain mine. They're looking at a sensor chart that tracks objects in the mine by heat and movement.
Ron: Cool plan, KP! Using Drakken's nanoticks to deliver explosives to selected points in a mine or tunnel to blast them open and not endanger any people!
Kim: I try! Couldn't have done it without the good Doctor, though! Right, Doc?
Drakken: To think that I, Dr. Drakken, should have to lower myself in such a way!
Ron: It wouldn't hurt you to show a little gratitude towards Kim for what she's trying to do for you, you know!
Drakken: Bah!
Ron: Kim, he doesn't even appreciate what you're doing for him!
Kim: We're not doing it for him, Ron!
Ron: We're not? Then why are we here?
Kim: It's the principle of the thing! Stand back while I activate the nanoticks! We can watch their progress on this heat and motion sensor screen.
Kim presses the button and several dots start moving on the screen.
Kim: There we go! Now we just wait for the booms!
Ron points to another collection of dots on the screen.
Ron: Uh, Kim, what's that?
Kim: I, I don't know!
Kim opens her Kimmunicator.
Kim: Wade, can you scan these other dots on our sensor screen?
Wade furiously taps away on his computer.
TapTapTappaTap
Wade: Best guess? It's a colony of rodents living in the cave!
Ron: That isn't the only thing! Look! The nanoticks are moving towards them!
Kim: The nanoticks must be following their 'tick' programming, so they're attracted to the rodent's warm, moving bodies!
Kim: Oh no! They're going to blow them up! Ron, we've got to move! Now!
Kim and Ron jump into a minecar and rocket down tunnels, going ever deeper into the mine.
Ron sees a poster on the tunnel wall for Rufus' Dance Party Featuring The Oh Ratz.
Ron: Huh. Well, he was a big hit at spring break!
Kim looks at her Kimmunicator. It's got the sensor screen on it. The nanotick dots are getting closer to the rodent dots.
Kim: Did you say something, Ron?
Ron: Uhh. No.
Kim: We don't have a lot of time! Do you have any cold liquids?
Ron searches through his backpack.
Ron: Hardly time for a drink, KP!
Kim: Ron!
Ron: I got some soda? Will that do?
Kim: It'll have to! Drench yourself with it!
Ron sprays the soda all over himself.
Ron: Okay. Ohhh! It's so sticky!
Kim: Don't be such a baby! Now, on my signal, jump and cover the rodents!
Ron: What about you?
Kim: I'll take care of the nanoticks.
The swarm of nanoticks converge on the rodents.
Kim and Ron's minecar hurtles down the tracks. Ahead of them, the nanoticks are on one side of the tunnel and the rodents (pack rats) are on the other side.
Kim: Jump, Ron!
Ron jumps out of the minecar and covers the pack rats with his cold, motionless body.
The nanoticks hesitate. Kim rockets towards them and activates her jet pack.
Ron: Uh, Kim, I thought we're not supposed to use those inside?
Kim: I won't tell if you don't!
As Kim passes the swarm of nanoticks, the heat of the jet pack and motion of the minecar attract them to her. They turn away from Ron and the rodents and race furiously after Kim, who's flying above the minecar and dragging it after her.
As Kim approaches the exit to the mine, the nanoticks get closer to her. The nanoticks start to beep as they activate their explosives.
Beep--Beep--Beep--Beep
When Kim reaches the exit, some of the ticks are on the ceiling just above, waiting for her. Their beeping gets more intense and closer together.
Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
Kim: Gasp!
Kim steels herself and flies the minecar out of the mine.
Closeup on the Nanoticks as they drop onto her hot jetpack.
BeepBeepBeepBeep
There's an explosion in the air, above the flying minecar.
Kim's hair dryer grapple gun appears at the corner of the mine car. It fires, the grapple hooks around a tree limb, Kim sails out of the mine car, somersaults and nails the landing as the mine car crashes behind her, all to the music of Kim's action theme.
Music: Do Do Do Do Do
Do-Do-Do-Do-Doooo
Kim surveys at the wreckage of the mine car.
Kim: That could have gone better!
Ron appears. Rufus and the colony of pack rats are all over the sticky wet Ron, licking the soda off of him. Ron's dirty and has several rat hair strands stuck to his body.
Ron: Ya think?
Rufus: Yum! Tasty!
Scene 10 - Middleton Medical Center. Kim, Ron, shackled Drakken, dog guard and Mrs. Dr. Possible are in a patient's room. There are two beds. An awake patient is one bed, and a coma patient is in the other. Drakken sets up the brain switcher machine, putting a brain switch helmet over each patient.
Kim: This plan will work so much better than that other one!
Ron: No explosives. That's a plus!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Are you sure, Kim? As a neurosurgeon, I have to say, it's not possible to switch brains!
Kim: Relax, Mom! Drakken's brainswitcher will put Mr. Gray's brain in his brother's comatose body, and vice versa! Then Mr. Gray will exercise his brother's body so it doesn't debilitate. It'll totally revolutionize physical therapy for coma patients!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Okay, honey! If you say so!
Kim: It's a perfect plan! What could go wrong?
Drakken activates the brain switcher. It glows and hums.
Mrs. Dr. Possible removes the brain switch helmet from the coma patient.
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Mr. Gray? Are you there?
Mrs. Dr. Possible shines a light in the coma patient's eyes.
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Hmmm. That's odd. He's not responding.
Everyone watches the coma patient. Suddenly, the other patient, the brother in Mr. Gray's real body, bolts upright in his bed.
Mr. Gray's brother: Huh?
Mr. Gray's brother sees his comatose body in the other bed, then sees he's in another body, freaks out and runs screaming out the door and down the hall.
Mr. Gray's brother: That's-that's me! W-what happened to me? AHHHHHHHHHH
Kim holds her head. Ron looks apologetic. Drakken looks sheepish. Mrs. Dr. Possible is mad.
Kim: Oh no!
Ron: Why don't I go get him? He, uh, probably doesn't know his way around the hospital! Heh.
Scene 11 - Kim and Ron review a list of Drakken's inventions.
Kim: At least he's not going to sue! But I just don't get it!
Ron: I know what you mean, Kim! Why do hospitals even bother with consent forms if they're going to offer a settlement, anyway? And who knew coma patients could be traumatized? Or that it would cost so much?
Kim: What? No, Ron, I mean I don't understand why that didn't work! It should have.
Ron: Well, we have the list of Drakken's inventions. There has to be something here!
Kim: What do you have?
Ron: The cloner? Many hands make light work, KP!
Kim: And have more like the tweebs? No thanks!
Ron: The Bebes?
Kim: Deadly, super fast robots? Not even going to consider it!
Ron: The truth ray?
Kim gives Ron a look of disbelief.
Ron: Yeahhh, never mind! Ooh! The DoomVee! That's got to be cool!
Kim: Like that wouldn't go south on us!
Ron: You mean 'left turn'?
Kim: Whatever.
Ron: Brain Tap?
Kim: Are you serious?
Ron: Uh, one of his mind control devices? Maybe?
Kim: You mean like the silly hat?
Ron: Ooh, ooh! Intangibility! Remember that Aurora Orchid?
Kim: What of it?
Ron: To be invisible? Goth kids would love that!
Kim: Ron, Goths only ACT like they don't care! They WANT to be noticed!
Ron: Oh. Yeah. How about...the Dimensional Compiler?
Kim: What? Oh, this is hopeless! Anything else?
Ron: Only...the Gravitomic. But isn't that a cappuccino maker?
Kim: You're thinking of the Kinetic Modulator, but that was Dementor. And it made cocoa.
Ron: The Gravitomic! I remember now! When you and your boys were in detention!
Kim: They weren't 'my boys', Ron! But, yeah, I recall it now. Hmmm. This could work!
Scene 12 - Kim, Ron, dog guard and handcuffed Drakken in his flying saucer in the air. They operate the gravitomic ray and remove debris from a field.
Kim: It's working! This is great! The potential applications are enormous! Not only can it remove large amounts of material, it could be used for earthquake victim recovery...
Cut to a scene of the gravitomic ray lifting shattered homes and the victims pinned underneath. The floating victims are then removed from the debris by rescuers anchored to the ground.
Kim...skyscraper construction...
Cut to a scene of a gravitomic ray lifting girders from the ground and placing them 1000 feet in the air at the top of a skyscraper.
Ron: ...Open pit mining...
Cut to a scene of the gravitomic ray ripping a huge hole in the ground.
Ron:...Clearcutting of timber...
Cut to a scene of the gravitomic ray removing a forest of trees from the ground.
Kim: Ron! Not too environmental!
Ron: It's like you said, KP! It's got a million uses!
Kimmunicator beeps.
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade: Got an emergency message from Dr. West of the National Science Foundation! I'll patch him through!
Dr. West: Miss Possible? I understand you're testing a gravity ray?
Kim: Yes. So?
Dr. West: Turn it off! Immediately!
Kim: But, but, we...
Dr. West: When you activate the ray, it moves the planet closer to the sun!
Kim: Oh my! I'm so sorry! There! It's off!
Dr. West: Thank you. I think the damage can be contained.
Kim: I'm really, really sorry! We were only trying to...
Dr. West hangs up.
CLICK
Kim: Sighhh.
Scene 13 - Kim and Ron discuss what happened as the dog guard leads Drakken away.
Ron: So we warmed things up a little, Kim, and people got a bit more sun! No big!
Kim: Ron, we almost destroyed the world!
Ron: Well, there's that, too!
Kim (dejected): Oh, I should have known this would never work!
Ron: Really? Why is that?
Kim: Remember your cousin Sean and the Attitudinator?
Ron: Oh yeah! That rocked!
Kim: Remember when I said 'you had a bad day'? You were a bad guy, Ron!
Ron: I was?
Rufus: Um hmm!
Kim: And Drakken was good! But he was better as a bad guy than as a good guy.
Ron: What?
Kim: He was less harmful as a bad guy than you were, so I changed you both back.
Flashback to Bad Boy. Kim, a good (non-blue) Drakken and Rufus. Kim talks on the Kimmunicator with Wade.
Wade: All of Drakken's badness got transferred into Ron.
Kim: If we repair the Attitudinator and get Drakken and Ron to use it, that should reverse the process, right?
Wade: Hope so!
Drakken plays with Rufus the naked mole rat.
Drakken: Who's a chubby mole rat? Who's a chubby little mole rat?
Kim looks wistfully at Drakken playing with Rufus, then resumes talking to Wade on the Kimmunicator.
Kim: It also means Drakken will be evil again.
Wade: That's the bad news!
Kim: Uh, Drakken, we're going to need you to turn bad again.
Drakken: But I don't want to be bad!
Kim: It's better if you're bad.
Drakken: Better?
Kim: Better than Ron being bad!
Drakken: So I'm better at being bad than your buddy?
Kim: No! But that's good!
Drakken: So bad's better if I'm bad?
Kim: Good! You got it!
End flashback.
Ron: Kim, what are you saying?
Kim: Only that Drakken wasn't a very good good guy. That's why I should have realized this wouldn't work.
Ron: Oh, I get it now! That explains why you're so gungho to defend Drakken!
Kim: What do you mean?
Ron: You feel guilty over returning him to his evil ways!
Kim: That's ridiculous! I, I, well, sometimes I think I could have maybe handled it differently.
Scene's focus switches to Drakken and his dog guard.
Drakken: Hold on! I have to use the facilities.
Dog guard tries to follow Drakken into the porta-potty.
Drakken: Excuse me? You're not seriously thinking of following me in here, are you?
Dog guard: Just don't go anywhere!
Drakken: Where could I go? I'm shackled and on this ridiculous leash! You're familiar with those, aren't you?
Dog guard shocks Drakken with his electrostick.
Drakken: I I I I I I I I I I I I I
Dog guard: Two minutes! I'll be around the corner on break!
Drakken finishes and leaves the porta-potty.
Drakken: Insufferable fools! Have they never heard of two-ply?
Drakken hears Kim and Ron talking on the opposite side of the porta-potty.
Drakken: Eh?
Ron: KP, you didn't do anything wrong! You just restored Drakken's mind. It's up to him if he wants to do evil.
Kim: I know that! Still, I wonder.
Ron: Better not wonder in front of the judge! If they hear that Drakken was good until you turned him back to evil, they might blame YOU for his crimes!
Kim: Oh my gosh! I never thought of that!
Drakken: Hmmmm.
Now we see what this story's about - Kim's guilt!
Kim's the one on trial here, not Drakken.
Next: A last minute save from...?
Hint: Anything's possible for a Possible!
And no, it's not a revelation of a long ago, torrid affair between Drakken and Mrs.Dr. Possible (or Nana!)!
I'm not that lame!
And then…the end.
Ha Ha Ha Ha! (evil laugh)
Notes
This chapter took extra long to write due to all the hours of research I had to do. So let's get to it.
The nanotick is from Tick Tick Tick.
The brain switcher is from Mind Games.
The cloner is from Kimitation Nation.
The Bebes were in Attack of the Killer Bebes and Queen Bebe.
The truth ray is from The Truth Hurts.
The DoomVee is from Steal Wheels.
The brain tap is from So The Drama. Similar devices were in Naked Genius.
The silly hat is from Showdown at the Crooked D.
The Amazon Orchid is from Blush.
The dimensional compiler is from Dimension Twist.
The gravitomic ray is also from Tick Tick Tick.
This is not meant as an exhaustive list of Drakken's inventions. Omitted are the various robots, mind control devices and death/destruction machines also invented by Drakken. Also omitted are the devices Drakken didn't invent, but stole. The Juvinator is not on the list because when time was rewound, A Sitch in Time 'never happened'.