Trial By Furry

A Kim Possible Teleplay by Shawn Q. Evans

Kim Possible and related characters copyright Walt Disney Co.

Verdict/Deleted Scenes/Addendum/Interview

Ah. I see you've tried to peek at the ending. Go back, read it, and then come back here. We'll wait. Tap tap tap. Hm hm hmm.

Holy mother of pearl? You mean..? Yep. Not only that, KP fans, but he always was! (This has got to be a lock for fanficdom's greatest moment of 2006, dontcha think?) Our Kimmie doesn't like the sound of that, though. Wonder what she'll do next?

How can this be? It's all explained later. I have it ALL worked out! All questions will be answered.

"There's something there that wasn't there before!" takes on a whole new meaning now, doesn't it?

What proof do I have? How about when, in A Sitch in Time, Drakken used the Juvinator and became a young Drakken (instead of a young Drew)? Okay, that's not proof positive, but it is proof there's something hinky going on. There are a lot of things in Kim Possible that don't make sense. The Juvinated Drakken is merely Exhibit A. We're going to start seeking answers to all of the Kim Possible mysteries in our next titanic tale!

(If you have a question you want answered, send it in and I'll see what I can do).

Now, because we need a little humor after that heavy ending, here's a deleted scene.

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I was so excited when I learned I was getting the first Disney reappearance of Unca Walt's very first cinematic cartoon success (he predates Mickey!), Oswald the Lucky Rabbit! Disney had to trade Al Michaels to Universal to get Oswald back! (I'm not kidding about that - look it up!).

Unfortunately, things didn't work out. His agent said Oswald was too 'sick' to make an appearance. You'll see.

Anyway, here's all I got from Oswald's abortive appearance.

Note: The producers of this fanfic have absolutely nothing to do with Disney, or Oswald.

(The lawyers made me say that).

Scene - Ron in the hallway of the courthouse, desperately searching for a restroom. Oswald's on the phone with his agent.

Ron sees one door that says 'Hogs' and another that says 'Heifers'.

Ron: Now which one do I..?

Oswald: Can you believe these guys? 'Oh, Oswald, we've got the perfect vehicle for your relaunch! All the kids love it!' Do you see Mickey anywhere near this train wreck? Or Donald? Or even Goofy, for friggin' goshsakes! They don't even have that fershlugginer Goofy, that, that..? What is he, anyway? A dog?

Ron: Oh! Excuse me, mister?

Oswald: Yeah, yeah, they got Bambi! Big friggin' deal! We all know what's going on there! Yeah, you know what that type's like! They lose a parent, and then they're like, yeah, you got it! Uh huh!

Ron: Mister?

Ron gives up, and tries the door that says 'Heifers'.

Ron: Well, here goes nothing!

Ron enters the restroom. A female cow sees Ron and screams.

Heifer: Ahhhh!

Ron: Oh no! Sorry!

Ron runs out of the 'Heifers' restroom.

Ron enters the 'Hogs' restroom. It's full of large hogs bellying up to a communal urinal, and is fairly disturbing to our Ronald.

Ron: Sick and wrong!

Ron leaves the restroom.

Ron: I'll never be able to erase that image from my head!

Ron goes back to Oswald.

Oswald: So they got Simba? Please! He's in it for, like, two seconds! Besides, everyone knows he's just doing it 'cause he's bored! He's set for life! He doesn't have a career to worry about!

Oswald: Mister?

Oswald: So you tell those pinheads in corporate...

Ron: Mister! I really need to ask you something! Please!

Oswald: ..Can't you see I'm on the phone? Oh! A 'uman! Well, I'm always here for my fans! Want an autograph, kid?

Ron: Uhhhh, no. Do you know where the mensroom is?

Oswald: Whadda I look like, an answerin' service? Go'wan, beat it!

Ron: Geez! You could at least be civil!

Ron storms off.

Oswald: Yeah, yeah! Humans! They think they run everything! Where was I? Oh yeah! You tell those pinheads in corporate I'm Oswald the frickin' Rabbit! I was Mister D's first! Well, not his very first, but you know what I mean! I'm right up there with Mickey and them! I'm his A-number one rabbit! Thumper? Don't get me started! Mr. Whiskers? He's lucky Bugs doesn't sue! And those other rabbits can't hold a candle to...

Oswald notices he's drawn a crowd. It's Thumper, Bre'r Rabbit, Rabbit from Winnie The Pooh and Mr. Whiskers. They're not happy.

Oswald: Whadda you losers want?

Mr. Whiskers: Get him!

The rabbits attack Oswald.

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Here's another deleted scene. Kim and Ron talk about Rufus (I have plans for Rufus). This was deleted because we're not supposed to talk about this stuff in a Disney story. Not even hint at it!

Ron: Hey, don't blame me! I thought all the times the little guy was silent was because he was sleeping!

Kim: Oh, he was sleeping, all right!

Ron: What did you just say?

Kim: What? I only repeated what you said.

Ron: No you didn't.

Kim: Yes I did.

Ron: Kim, come on, you know we can't say things like that!

Kim: Like what?

Ron: YOU KNOW!

Kim: Can't say it?

Ron: No. You know I can't.

Kim: Neither can I. So, obviously, I didn't say it.

Ron: Okay, okay, you win! You didn't say anything!

Kim: Natch.

Ron: Women.

Kim: What was that, Ron?

Ron: Nothing

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Notes

'Hogs and Heifers' is the name of a famous bar in New York.

Thumper, of course, was in Bambi.

Bre'r Rabbit is from Song of the South. Which may be released someday on DVD, but not anytime soon.

Mr. Whiskers is in Brandy & Mr. Whiskers on Disney Channel/Toon Disney.

In Chapter 9, Dr. Possible refers to the college-era events of Attack of the Killer Bebes.

In Chapter 10, when Drakken threatens Kim, he probably expects Kim to tell her Dad to sway the jury. But if she does that (jury tampering), the Judge will throw her in jail! Or, he may want Kim to 'rescue' him from jail. Which would also send Kim to the hoosegow.

Also, when Drakken says he'll save Kim "a spot on the floor next to me", he means a spot on the floor of the rendering plant, also known as the 'killing floor'.

In Chapter 10, 'Drakkus' is a red herring. Drakken's not talking about his ancestor, he's paraphrasing Shakespeare. Brutus, Caesar's friend, also betrayed him. Drakken's comment means he thinks he's betrayed himself.

Also in Chapter 10, the 'Mr. Fuzzy' comment is a double reference. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear with no hair, an obvious reference to/foreshadowing of the ending. But Drakken's comment, which was directed to a wolf and not a bear and so has nothing to with the nursery rhyme, is a reference to Bob Fosse, whose line in 'All That Jazz' at the start of every day was "It's showtime!" Drakken is uneasy. He may want to be good, but doesn't know how, so he always reverts to the role of evil villain. He thinks he's playing a part, and doesn't know why.

The end of Chapter 10 refers to, of course, Kimitation Nation.

The ending was foreshadowed in the tunnel rat scene of Chapter 8.

And you probably wondered why I included the Bueno Nacho stuff and the ferretmobile in the first chapter. It's all there for a purpose. There's even a reason why Kim, who was a Blue Fox, is opposed by a Prosecutor who's a Fox. There's more going on than is apparent. All is revealed in The End.

Interview

What is 'The Last Kim Possible Story'?

The Last Kim Possible Story is my version of an end-of-series storyline. When a series lasts for many years, sometimes they have a storyline that wraps up the whole magilla. Most series never get them, but of the ones that do, they're usually pretty cool, as special guest stars make an appearance, characters from the past come back, old plotlines are resolved, things happen that fans have been clamoring for for years, secrets are revealed and surprising events take place as the whole series is wrapped up.

So which beloved characters come back in your story?

As if I'd tell you! No, actually, many characters make a re-appearance, but they're not exactly like you remember them. I can say no more, except there's an explanation for everything that happens. And it all gets resolved by the end.

What 'fan-requested' things happen? Do Drakken and Shego finally become a couple?

After the first story, that's going to be a little difficult. But, I do drop hints as to who Shego ends up with. As for fan-requested, both the Blue Fox and the Yellow Trout make an appearance. Does that count?

Only if Ron runs off with the Blue Fox. Your first story has a lot of cameos of Disney characters. Why is that?Are they going to play an important role in future stories?

No, I just thought it'd be fun to play in the Disney sandbox before we wash up and go home. No more Disney cameos after that. But there is one element from the trial that's going to figure into THE END, as I call it.

Why a trial with Disney animal characters, anyway?

A trial's a great dramatic device, and can be used to bring up a lot of past events, preparing readers for tales based on those old episodes. As for the Disney animals, well, a regular, human trial would be boring! Drakken goes on trial, Drakken's convicted. Dull, dull, dull! Putting the animals in there injects a lot of mystery - what did Drakken do to the animals? What happens if he's convicted? Not to mention the obvious humor.

Hamsterviel as Hannibal Lechter? Drakken shooting Bambi's mom? Great gags. Speaking of Drakken, his rejecting the authority of the court sounded like Saddam Hussain. Intentional?

Or like Slobodan Milosevic. Yeah, it's intentional.

What's with this Lurker character? Is that you?

A Lurker is one who reads forums/stories and doesn't post/interact, but that's not me! I've interacted. I've posted. Occasionally. When I felt like it. No, he started as a parody of the Watcher, who introduced What If stories for Marvel Comics. So let's make someone who watches people a peeping tom. That was the joke. Then I thought, why just introduce? Why not use him to express the theme, also? So he gets caught up in the legal system just as Kim, Ron and Drakken do (although for different reasons). I have a theory who he is in the Kim Possible Universe, but I'm not going to say right now. It's enough that he's the narrator. He expresses the themes of future stories, too.

So what's planned for the future?

Well, the second installment is a mystery. The third is an origin story.

The origin of?

That would be telling. But I don't reveal ALL the secrets of the show. There'll still be some mystery left after I'm done. After the origin story, things really hit the fan. Things happen you never thought possible! And action like you can't believe! And after all that - I kick it up a notch to reveal -

Yes?

Not giving it away! But there are a lot more surprises to come! And special guests (who have to be masked to protect their identity). Then, right before The End, I reveal what's really going on, then throw another spanner in the works! Not to worry, though. Things happen as they should. Everyone gets what's coming to them. You'll never guess who saves the day, either! But Kim Possible does end like most people wish it would.

How so?

It ends with a kiss.

Ah, so it's like So The Drama?

I never said who was kissing. Or why.

Cryptic as always. But why do you call it 'The End', or the Last Kim Possible Story. Can't there be other stories after this?

I don't see why anyone would want to, after what I do the characters! I pretty much ruin them for anyone else.

Really?

Joking. But, there really would be little else to do with them. So it's a good ending. End on a high note.