Kazer Dragon: I don't own Inuyasha… But he will be mine! My Plan: 1. dress like kikyo 2. get a hobo. 3. carrots MUWHAHAHHAHAHA

Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

Poor Buyo

Kagome was home from the feudal era for a test and Inuyasha as usual was waiting for her to return. He just came back to get her after Shippo was annoying him."Anything is better than hearing that runt of a fox talk all day." He thought. Then he saw Kagome's cat Buyo meowing. He looked down at the cat and was going to play with it when he took a close look. "He seems hot… that's right Kagome said it was summer here, poor thing maybe I find something to cool it down with…" He looked around. "hmmm… there's that thing that makes water come out of it… but cats hate water so not a good idea." He saw the refrigerator. "They use that as a cooling thing for food why not an animal?" He opened the first door. "No room here. I should tell Kagome to put her cat on a diet, something might eat him…maybe me. Naw cats don't taste good, they're all stringy and there's no meat on em'. Plus Kagome would sit me till I was dead." He opened the top most door. "Lots of room here." Picks Buyo up who tries to fight and struggles to get loose. "DAMMIT GET IN THERE!"

"INUYASHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Yelled Kagome just entering the house.

"Damn, get in there I'm trying to help I'll take you out once Kagome leaves." Thought Inuyasha as he shoved Buyo in the freezer and closed the door. "I'm looking for Ramen that's all!" He responded just as Kagome came through the hall.

"It's not in the freezer dummy, here." Opens a cupboard and takes some ramen out. "There, I want some too I'm hungry."

"Alright. But we're leaving right after." Demanded Inuyasha.

"Sorry can't, I have to deal with a friend tonight who is sick but first thing tomorrow morning we can." Kagome said.

"feh." Was his only answer.

Inuyasha forgot Buyo until it was late that night…

Kagome was awake just after going to the bathroom, she hear a scratching sound. "I wonder what that is…I haven't seen Buyo all day maybe Inuyasha let him out by mistake. Just like him." She searched the house and opened the doors. "hmm…not around maybe it's a mouse or something." Scratch Scratch… mmmmewwwww… "What is that." Kagome listened very intently. "It's coming from the kitchen so it must be a mouse." Kagome got a broom what was the closest object.

Inuyasha heard Kagome talking. "Mouse in the kitchen…" He thought for a minute. "OHHHHH SHT I FORGOT BUYO IN THE KITCHEN!" He ran as fast as he could to stop Kagome but didn't make it in time… SCREAM "OHHHHHHH…"

Kagome had already found the sound coming from the freezer, she braced herself and opened the door… Nothing then all of a sudden. "Meowwww" Two yellow came out of nowhere. Kagome screamed as loud as she could. She then yelled "SIT".

BAM Inuyasha came almost through the roof but instead landed right on the floor outside the entrance. He saw Kagome mad, holding a Buyo who was very very cold. He swore he saw icicles from his tail.

Kazer Dragon: That's an old joke of a friend of mine and well it fit so why not put on the shoe. What that's the wrong saying. Anyway tell me what you think, If you review I'll put another one up. I may put another chapter up later its soo funny, I'm plaing on making a flash out of it. Byez everyone.