Kazer Dragon: Dutchess Of Psychoticness here or DOP for short. I was eating carrots when I thought of this idea for a chapter. To you 100 or so people who read of at least one chapter or looked at it PLEASE review I want your idea's or thoughts. But since you aren't I got a POLL for you to answer:

Am I A)WeirdB)Insane/PsychoticC)Nice and FriendlyD)OtherE) Sexy

Ok well onto this chapter, I was laughing. I don't own Inuyasha, he hacked all my robots to bits…But just wait till the Kikyo Extreme is released!

Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

Kagome's Control

The group was traveling, following a new lead on Naraku to the north.

Sniff Sniff oh great that lousy wolf if following us. I hate him so much I wish Kagome wouldn't flirt with him so much it makes me so mad…Thought Inuyasha

"You think Inuyasha got Kouga's scent yet?" Asked Shippo.

"Yeah I know he does, by the look on his face, too bad he doesn't remember." Replied Miruko.

"REMEMBER WHAT" Yelled Inuyasha

"Your so thick sometimes Inuyasha OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR FOX FIRE!" Said Shippo as Inuyasha left a big bump on his head.

"That's it you Foxy runt I'm going to slice you so thin I can make sandwiches with you!" Inuyasha threatened as he chased Shippo with his sword.

"SIT" Yellled Kagome as Inuyasha hit the ground. "Shippo is completely right in this case Inuyasha." She said.

Poke poke "Kagome…"Whispered Sango, "What are you going to do to get him to calm down this time? I don't want you to fighting again so soon."

"I'm going to treat him like the dog he is!" Kagome said.

"Alright…"

I'd better make an entrance. Kouga thought as he jumped from a cliff landed on Inuyasha right when he looked up.

"WHAT THE FU…" Slam right into the ground.

"Hey Kagome are you tried of being with the mutt yet?" Asked Kouga.

"Naw I'm good, how are you and the boys."

"HEY WAIT A MOMEMT WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING US!" Yelled Inuyasha picking himself up waving a fist at Kouga.

"Whatda mean following?"

"I know you just wanted to take the lead we got about Naraku"

"What? You're the one near OUR den!"

"Ohhh… right never mind me then…"

"What about Naraku then mutt face."

"Why I gotta…" Pulls out his Tetsusaiga

"Bring it on!" Makes a whirlwind.

"You said you had a way to deal with this Kagome." Said Sango.

"I do just watch and learn though I will only be able to get away with this once."

Now all I need is a stick. 'Found 1 stick. +1 stick'. What the… I thought I heard a voice never mind I'm just losing my mind.

I thought I heard something about a stick… thought Shippo Nope I was wrong it's just them.

"Your better off shoving that sword up you ass like it was a stick!" Insulted Kouga.

"Oh so your into that?"

Kagome stepped in front of them both. "Can you two fight somewhere else?"

"Sorry Kagome this ends now…" Said Inuyasha.

"Oh really…" Replied Kouga, "She's mine!"

"Here Boys! Look at the stick you want the stick?" Both look at the stick

What does she take me for a fool? They both thought.

"Here it is go get it!" She threw it as far as she could.

BARK BARK… GRRRRRR They were both so lost in there thoughts they forgot that they were trying not to follow the stick they ended up on the growling at each other for the stick on all fours before they came too.

"WA… what the hell was that?" asked Inuyasha.

"I think I'm going back now I don't feel so well." Said Kouga. Running back up the cliff.

"…giggle Wow that worked!" Miruko said while laughing.

"hahahahahaahahaha I can't believed that worked!" Laughed Kagome.

Everyone's laughing at me, well Kagome going to get it. He walked up to Kagome going to open his mouth when…

Well it worked once… once a dog always a dog. She rubbed his belly making Inuyasha's leg shake.

"OH MY… hahahahahahahaha." Laughed Kagome.

"What… OHH DAMNIT!"

"Oh come on I didn't think either would work… oh hahahaha that was sooo funny."

"NEVER EVER WILL YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!"

"Promise!" Everyone said still laughing.

Kazer Dragon: I was laughing when I wrote this off it's so funny. Please review this time around ok? And don't forget the POLL. Oh yes if you E-mail me an idea please label it Fanfiction Idea alright. I wonder if Inuyasha and Kouga would do that? My next chapter Introduces Inuyasha to TV and Kagome tries to explain the show. So far it's Friends but please tell me a better show. I might make it an ongoing thing like the Sess. thing. DOP Over And out!