Kazer Dragon: DOP is back after a nice long walk (and swim), I have figured out where to go with the Introduction to Television! Please Review. I don't Own Inuyasha the whole Kikyo robot didn't work but soon, I'll trap him in Canada! Lets see how he gets home then!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
Intro. To TVKagome had just got finished her shower. She was spending the weekend in her era, away from everyone. She was entering the living area when she saw Inuyasha. What's he doing here? I told him I was gone for a while. She decided to watch him as he played with a TV remote.
This is there magic picture box thingy, I seen Kagome change the picture with this little black thing. He thought sniffing it then biting it. "Blah!"
"Ummm… that's not going to taste good and it's not for eating anyway." Kagome giggled. "What are you doing here anyway?" She said taking a seat on the couch next to Inuyasha.
"I just wanted to try more of that ninja food!" Inuyasha replied licking his lips.
I could have thought as much. One of my shows is on do you want to watch it?"
"Shows?"
"Yeah its with actors that play fake people for entertainment purposes" Surprised that came out so good she changed it to channel 4.
"Umm… what's this 'show' about."
"It's called Friends it's with people living in the same building and they areall friends and they share experiences."
"All in the same house!" As he watched all the people on the title screen.
"It's a very big house with very small rooms all on top of the other."
After watching awhile…"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY!" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Ross why?" He seemed to be enjoying the show maybe I was wrong to pick this one.
"He loves her, has a kid with her yet he's still afraid to tell her!"
"Oh yes that's a big thing most people don't like, how he can't tell Rachel how he feels."
"This can never happen in real life, some crazy bitch who signs songs about smelly cats…"
"Buyo smelled bad after you STUCK HIM IN A FREEZER!"
"I said I was sorry! But how about the other girl she's so bossy and her husband looks at other women…"
"You mean the hot nanny?"
"Yeah she's not that good looking by my standards."
Yeah your standards are a dead chick. "Ohhh I think we act like them sometimes."
"Right…"
hmmm us being like the Friends TV show…
Kagome's daydream. Feudal Friends!
I'll be there for you…
And we'll kill demons too…
All of the gang is living in a big house that Miruko got from his dead master. Him and Sango are married.
"Please please there's lots of room you could stay here." Miruko told a pretty traveling girl. "It would be an honour."
Girls walks into a room Miruko shows her.
"So you want money or another girl to masturbate too? Cause you not Getting SEX for a long time!" Yelled Sango as she left.
"No wait its money money!" He ran after he running into Shippo.
"What did you do? I don't want my girlfriend coming over here seeing you all acting like this!"
"Wait does she have black hair?"
"Yes"
"Sexy legs and ass?"
"Yes"
"A really hot looking rac…"
"OK that's enough why?"
"I just gave her a room."
"She was supposed to stay in my room! I was going to get lucky!"
"Sorry"
"Wait Creta that's not a free room." Shippo runs where Miruko points.
"Oh well… wait NO SEX Sango please don't be mean we where going to play demon's tonight you were going to eat my…" He ran faster after her.
At Kagome's room.
"Here you go little Kayasha." Said Kagome caring for her and Inuyasha's child. Why doesn't he just tell me he loves me? Why? Does he still love Kikyo?
Knock Knock"Look Kagome I'm so sorry for what I said to you last night what I meant was that your so hot I wanted to look… darn!" I wish I never looked at her while she was breastfeeding but dam it was hot!
"Its ok just don't do it again, I need you to look after your daughter tonight I have a date."
Inuyasha felt like he held his heart in his hand and crushed it. "Um sure she's so cute! But may I ask who?" Maybe if I'm nice she'll take me back.
"Koga"
"KOGA!"
Poke poke Kagome… Kagome"Huh what I was daydreaming sorry."
"Its ok the shows over maybe you could show me another one?"
"Umm… ok how about a cartoon?"
"A cartoon?"
"I think this show you will like its called…"
Kazer Dragon: Ohh I mean what cartoon will it be. Cliffhanger! Anyway here's the full theme song for Feudal Friends!
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your killing anything that gets that gets in the way.
Its like there is always blood around you.
But when your feeling guilty you'll know you get that way!
I'll be there for you (When it starts to rain blood).
I'll be there for you (When I'm done cutting the meat up).
I'll be there for you ('Cause Your killing with me).
Your up at 6 am to slay demons in the town.
You tripped on the stone and stubbed your toe.
You curse and the old ladies look at you.
But you continue on because you know they'll be abused at night.
I'll be there for you (When it starts to rain blood).
I'll be there for you (When I'm done cutting the meat up).
I'll be there for you ('Cause Your killing with me).
No one ever cared.
They just want the job done
Only when I save their live will they notice
Someday I'll let them die and I will laugh.
But you'll be there with me laughing and singing sweet freedom with me
Its like there is always blood around you.
But when your feeling guilty you'll know you get that way! I
'll be there for you (When it starts to rain blood).
I'll be there for you (When I'm done cutting the meat up)
I'll be there for you ('Cause Your killing with me).
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you (And we'll kill demons too)
I know it's bad but come on at Least I did it!