Kazer Dragon: oh I wanted to get this one posted. Forgive me but I live in Canada and I only have basic TV. So most of these shows are real kiddy like. But still funny! I hope, I think they are. At least they are interesting to read. Inuyasha is in a plane to Canada right now… its Air France what no the plane went down noooo! I don't own him but next time I'm not trusting the French! Lol I'm not racist!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
Intro. To TV 2"Its called pokemon." Kagome told Inuyasha as she changed to channel to 20.
"Pokemon? What's it about?"
"Well these people make friends with little monster friends and they fight for them."
After 20 minutes
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THOSE CREATURES!" Yelled Inuyasha.
Not again. "Why what's so wrong it's a kids show?"
"First they shove the monsters in those little balls where they can't eat, breath, drink and they have most likely shit everywhere so it smells horrible!"
What an imagination "Well how would you change the show?"
Inuyasha version of Pokemon"Go Inuyasha!" Yelled Ash throwing the ball.
Click beam of light
A little Inuyasha comes out, 4 feet tall and looks like he's a little kid.
"Go Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!"
"Go to Hell"
"What?"
Inuyasha evolves to regular Inuyasha
"I said go to hell I'll give you a first class ticket!" As he got his claws out to cut him.
"Pikachu Thunder bolt!"
"Ha he's on my side I'll rule this world with all the Pokemon go my Pikachu Chainsaw army!"
Inuyasha rules the world and humans are his slaves.
End"That's ummm quite a change there. But tell me why would the Pikachu's turn on Ash?"
"Easy I told them Ash was full of ketchup and all they had to do is cut him open to eat it."
"So they are having blood orgies thinking its ketchup?"
"Yep cleaver huh I should write these."
"Lets watch another one." Maybe I'll find an old cartoon. "Hey Garfield and Friends is on I love that show."
"I hate cats look at him he's kicking the dog off the table!"
"Well that dog is dumb"
"He's hurting all the dogs! Damnit turn the magic box off!"
"Its only a cartoon."
"I'd change it for better."
He just keeps going "To what."
"I'd bite the cat and rip it to shreds."
Good thing I didn't turn on Animal Planet. "Lets try a newer show with some senseless violence."
Turns on YTV and the PowerPuff girls are on. Watch's the show.
"See that show wasn't to bad was it?" Asked Kagome.
"I guess, but it was full of little girls, you can't make little girls out of sugar spice and everything nice unless you have some really freaking kinky sex in a pink bedroom."
"SIT"
"Wahh It's the Trut…" Bang right into the floor.
"Ok you have wayyyy to much imagination you should write a story for my creative writing class but I'm afraid everyone will be afraid."
"Why?"
"Cause you'd end writing a story that involves gore and blood."
"So, as you said Ilike senseless violence."
"Can't be any worse than another kid I know."
"What did he write."
"About how Mr. Jackson made the DS so he could virtually touch little boys."
"Huh?"
"Lets try another show we have time before some anime starts."
"What the hell of a cartoon is this?"
"Its Fat Albert."
"What? I know He's fat he's so fat if I cut him he'd be full of goo!"
"He teaches kids that differences are ok."
"Yeah but anyone that fat has no right. His heart should have burst by now!"
"What would teach kids better than a fat man that it's the inside that counts!"
"Having a black girl kiss a white one."
"How would that teach anything!"
"More people would watch, your people have weird taste remember when I went to bring you your lunch a while back?"
"Yeah"
"I saw a guy looking at a piece of paper and it had a picture of two girls kissing each other and he seemed to get his little man up."
"I say ewww."
"they could sing…"
"ENOUGH. Lets watch anime now cause you've scared me now."
"Sorry I only saw it."
"Lets forget it and watch…"
Kazer Dragon: What anime will they watch I'll post sooner if you REVIEW! Oh by the way I have a song about a black girl kissing a white one, extra credit for anyone who figures out what show its from!
Preview for next Chapter: "I'd use a razor tipped, electric rake that sets you on fire!"
White girl: What is this think in my mouth. Its slippery and its slimy. Traveling down my slender, virgin, pink oesophagus some black chicks tongue. Its such a new sensation.
Black girl: I got a mayonnaise mama on my licking hole and we've only just begun.
White girl: Its really quite trilling.
Black girl: That's right now you'll know.
White girl: I think I taste a filling.
Black girl: and it's soild gold.
White girl: I never dreamed I would be so willing to let myself go.
Black girl: Tell me about it I'm totally frenching a racist hoe.
White girl: This black chicks tongue what a wonderful feeling.
Black girl: Dam where this bitch get her earrings.
Black + White girl: I've never had so much fun as with this black chicks tongue!
I'M NOT A RACIST! Just to let you know.
Thanks to inuluver12123 for reviewing I took your advice!