Kazer Dragon: Ok the Inuyasha TV series is on hold for a bit, but its coming back in a while. School is why I haven't updated in a bit. Plus the thoughts of Yu-Gi-Oh Raping Sailor Moon. Anyways enjoy this. Soon to be done in flash as well! I don't own Inuyasha but if I did you'd be paying me 50$ for an autograph.

Dedicated to Nicole of the Hallway! If Dr. Phil and Opera went there they'd both quit their jobs cause were just too insane.

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Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

LL: If Inuyasha had A.D.D!

"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.

clap clap clap cheers

A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She has straight black hair and aqua eyes that seem to stare right into your soul. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.

"Good day to you I'm Leanne and today were here to learn about something so please announcer who's our lucky child today?"

"My name is DAVE."

"Whatever Announcer please."

"Our child name is Nicole please proceed to the stairs."

"Now what is your question young Nicole I'll answer it." Asked Leanne.

"umm well I have A.D.D and I want to know some things about it." Nervously asked Nicole.

"Aha good question A.D.D is when you have a hard time concentrating on something." Replied Leanne.

"I've been told that but I still don't understand."

"Alright tell me ofa TV show you watch."

"Inuyasha"

"Well I'll use that TV show then to give you an example so just think of Inuyasha and his friends walking in a valley with lots of rocks, cliffs, trees, bugs, sunlight and demons."

"Alright I can see that."

"Now let me tell you how things would be if Inuyasha had A.D.D"(sounds like the being of a song).

Start of the A.D.D Story…

"Damn that Naraku hitting Kagome again I hope someday he'll be dead." Shippo sang.

"What the hell are you singing! I'll kill him soon as we find him." Yelled Inuyasha.

Miruko Whispered to Sango "Its been 8 seasons and we still haven't killed him…"

"WAIT!"

"What is it Announcer?"

"ITS DAVE! And this story shouldn't begin at the last season should it?"

"My show my story" sips some wine, "Anyway ignoring the rudeness of my announcer…"

"maybe he can't focus because Kagome looks so hot…" SLAP

"It took you that long to figure it out, But recently he can't focus on anything." Replied Sango.

"Now Sango you're the one for me but it doesn't hurt to look does it…?" SLAP

"It'll hurt you if you don't stop."

"Point taken" Rubbing the slap. "But I think he's been weird all day."

"Inuyasha what Are you doing?" asked Kagome.

"Butterfly!" Inuyasha cased the Butterfly. "I want it I want it… wait somethings FOLLOWING ME! ITS TOUCHING ME." He yelled and ran in circles. "Its going to get me!." Looks at the ground. "OH NO ITS GOT KAGOME I"LL SAVE YOU!" Picks up Kagome and jumps.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING INUYASHA ITS ONLY YOUR SHADOW!" Now I know that he's really lost it.

"Don't worry I'll chase it away!" Puts Kagome on a cliff. "TASTE MY TETSUSAIGA" Pulls out the sword and lands on the ground.

"What is wrong with him?" Sango asked urgently to Miruko.

"I think he's possessed!" He said as he ran toward Inuyasha.

"WAIT" Yelled Sango, Miruko Stopped.

"ohhhhhh Shiny…It gets bigger too!" He pulls the sword away and then closer his face.

A drop of anime sweat appears on Sango, Miruko, Shippo an Kagome.

"INUYASHA HELP!" A demon in the mean time wants to make a meal out of Kagome.

"Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy OHBOY Lets play Demon!" He jumped on him trying to play with him. "Your no Fun!" He said as he punched him right in the nose. "Go AWAY!" He sliced it while it staggered.

Everyone just backed away.

"I know lets play…" started Kagome. I better get him to save place, or us I don't know who's more afraid of who right now.

"LOOKIE LOOKIE A ROCK!" a rock had fell when the demon died and fell down the path. "Chase the Rock… Yes there's water near by lets go for a swim!."

"We better follow him before he tries to chase his invisible tale." said Shippo.

So they all followed Inuyasha. But Kagome as they walked thought. I wonder what would happen if I asked him if he wanted a ride in the car. She smiled as she kept walking down the road.

"That's the end?"

"Announcer don't make me replace you." Leanne replied dryly. "Now do you understand Nicole?"

"I do now! He couldn't focus on the taskat hand!" Cheerfully said.

"That's right so if you have a question please send it along with your name you might be on the next episode. Now from all of us. Have a glorious glory hole… I mean day!" Lights go down.

"Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend do dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or are scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"

Kazer Dragon: Booyah Send in those questions! Well you can review and post em'.

Thanks for your time! Read it again! I told you to. Now do it!