Kazer Dragon: I'm back again; no homework and I got asked A question! Well two so I'll try to post to chapters today but we will see. So I don't own Inuyasha but I will, see here's the new plan: One look like Kagome, two make sure Inuyasha is in heat, three birth control MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
To my friends who always make me see things on the other side of sanity!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
LL: If Inuyasha was on Jerry Springer!
"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
clap clap clap cheers
A screen opens up in a library lit with candlelight. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.
"Good day to you I'm Leanne and today were here to learn about something so please announcer who's our lucky child today?"
"ONCE AGAIN DAVE! And we have a young girl named Brittany"
"Now Brittany what would you like to ask me?"
"Well I saw your episode yesterday and I wanted to know what would happen if everyone in Inuyasha group had their secrets exposed?" Brittany asked.
"Well that would be like Inuyasha on the Jerry Springer show. Erotic Era secrets that's what the episode would be called." Announced Announcer Dave and giggled.
"Announcer how many times do I have to tell you MY show don't talk unless I tell you too or you'll end up like the last announcer."
"What happened to him?" Gulped Announcer Dave.
"Well it involved a pizza box, duck tape and nail cutters. It was… how shall I say it very messy." Calmly said Leanne doing a little laugh remembering.
…
"Ok he got the 'tape' of that point now let me tell you about Inuyasha on the Jerry Springer Show"…
"Today on Jerry Springer, Erotic Era secrets revealed on the friends of Inuyasha." Said Jerry.
"Look I just want to know cause I'm getting tried after the 8th season things just got messed up and I just wanna know what the hell is going on!" angrily said Inuyasha.
"So would you explain what's been going on the past few weeks?" Asked Jerry.
"Well Jerry." Inuyasha Started. "About 2 weeks after the last episode Miruko knocked up Sango. Which wasn't a big deal I mean we were all happy but hearing them every freaking night banging around was so annoying…"
"You sure you weren't just jealous." Said someone from the audience.
"Hell no, but they could have least gone away abit…"
"Was it getting you all excited?" Asked the same person again.
"If you don't stop asking F-CKING STUPID QUESTIONS I'LL PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO!"
JERRY JERRY JERRY
"All right all right calm down now please continue." Said Jerry.
"So then we get to this town right and Miruko looks weird like and I just want to know what was going on."
"Well that's one secret but Inuyasha you have secrets too." Jerry announced.
"What? I haven't done nothing."
"Yes you have and we have her back stage to come out and spill the beans Kikyo!"
Out walks Kikyo.
"SO YOU CALLED WHAT WE HAD NOTHING!" Yelled Kikyo.
"No it wasn't NOTHING but I was in heat and you were there bathing…"
"IF YOU WANT TO F-CK KAGOME SO BAD WHY DON'T YOU!"
"CAUSE SHE COULD GET KNOCKED UP YOUR ALREADY DEAD YOU CAN"T HAVE CHILDREN!"
JERRY JERRY JERRY
"I'LL SEAL YOU BACK TO THE TREE YOU JACK ASS!"
Uses her power to push Inuyasha to the wall
STEVE STEVE
"As Steve gets them under control lets go to Commercial break…" Jerry says as they cut to Commercial.
"DO YOU WANT BLOOD! Well get this years new toy Abortionist! Yes your little boys and girls will love giving people fake abortions with this toy!"
"Oh no Mommy your test is positive and you smell pregnant I better take it out!" Says a little girl to her mother.
"Dear is that a real pregnancy test?"
"I found it in your Cabinet"
"FUC…"
"Get this new toy comes with a fake unborn baby! Only 50$ Call now!"
"Next on NBC Yu-Gi-Oh rapes Sailor Moon join us on our in-depth look at this new porno!"
"Alright were back now lets tell Inuyasha the secret…" Says Jerry.
"What Secret?" Asked Inuyasha.
"Well Kagome been back stage the whole time and she was listening in on the whole Thing come on out Kagome!"
"Holy FU…"
"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU F-CK KIKYO I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
"I DO LOVE YOU! I JUST DIDN"T WANT TO GET YOU PREGNANT WHEN I WAS IN HEAT!"
"THAT'S IT YOU STUPID BITCH INUYASHA MINE AND I"LL F-CK HIM ALL I WANT NOW DIE!" Yelled Kagome
OHHHHHHH Inuyasha was wide eyed at this point.
"Now Kagome how does it make you feel that Inuyasha would try to save you from pregnancy by having sex with Kikyo?" Asked Jerry.
"First I'm glad you told me you loved me after soo much time Inuyasha…" Starts to have tears in her eyes looking at Inuyasha. "BUT YOUR NOT GETTING ANY SEX FROM ME YOU YOU YOU…"
"HOLD IT""What is it Announcer I don't like interruptions." Said Leanne.
"Kikyo's dead, so since he had sex with her that makes him a negrofeliac?" Asked announcer Dave.
"What's a Negrofliac?" Asked Brittany.
"That's for another show, and that's the joke and you just killed it." She pointed out. And very quickly she added "justlikeI'llkillyoutonight."
"What was that."
"Nothing, now shut up announcer and listen."
"NEGROFELIAC!""So now what are you girls going to do." Asked Jerry.
"I'm going home and you can take the shards I don't want to come back!" Kagome cries and runs off stage.
"I don't want you now either cause I know you'll be joining me in hell when you die." Kikyo leaves but she turns around shoots Inuyasha the middle finger and says. "Bastard".
"Wait No Kagome DON"T LEAVE ME!" Chases after her.
"Coming up next Sango and Miruko. Miruko has a confession and Shippo's addiction." Jerry says.
"I just liked to smell Kagome's panties is there anything wrong with that?"
"Oh chocolate covered crack
Tastes so great
Make you see things
And sleep with your neighbours dog"
"Alright were back with Miruko. Miruko what's the confession you want to tell your wife Sango?" Asked Jerry.
"Well everyone knows that I ask every pretty girl I see to bear my children…"
BOOOOOO
"Well I am 20 years old so before I met up with Sango, I had a few umm incounters?" Then he sighed and said. "I've got a kid already with another woman."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"OK quiet down, now you want to tell Sango right?" Miruko Nods "Well She's back Stage and she's heard everything Come on out Sango!"
"Sango it was before I met you it was before everything happened I don't even know the kid but but…" Miruko talks very fast.
"Its alright" Said Sango. "I've already met the kid in the town we just visited I think we should adopt it the mother can't seem to raise it. I should have known a pervert like you would have done it already."
"I don't know what to say…" Miruko kisses Sango.
"I know what tosay though we found the mother and she's here with us so bring her out." Jerry yells
"YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME. YOU SAID AFTER YOU KILL THAT DEMON YOU'D COME BACK ITS BEEN 3 YEARS AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEE ME THEN WE COME ON THIS SHOW AND YOUR HAPPLY MARRIED WITH A KID ON THE WAY! I"LL KILL YOU!" She throws a chair at Sango.
STEVE STEVE
Steve grabs her and sit her down.
"She's not only pregnant but uglier than me!"
"Look I only wanted free sex, really I didn't love you I only wanted to get laid." Miruko said.
"AND HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT I CAN"T RAISE MY OWN KID HE"S FINE!"
"NO HE ISN"T I CAUGHT HIM SNIFFING KAGOME'S UNDERWEAR WITH SHIPPO! THE ONLY THINGS HE EATS IS ROASTED RAT MEAT YOU'RE A LOSEY PARENT!"
"YOU BITCH!" Punches Sango before Miruko steps in.
"Alright Were Almost out of time lets ask the audience for there comments ummm you."
"You need too take care of that baby its yours so give it to them if they can raise it better. And to you once a pimp always a pimp he'll leave you for the first nice piece of ass he can grope!" Hear many yahs and agreements.
"To Inuyasha you need to realize that even though you don't want to get her pregnant you need to control your sex, just cause your in heat don't mean you can't masturbate it out."
"Now time for my final thought: Its better to be loyal to one and have no sex than to fool around and have kids or cheat. Remember you work with your partners to make a happy family its not just avoiding the hurting." Jerry ends with. "Sorry to Shippo I'm sorry we can't deal with your addiction to sugar and candy cigarettes I hope you realize that there are many AA groups to help you… or fat camps. Next time Yu-Gi-Oh rapes Sailor moon see the reaction of the Sailor Scouts when they find out all the dirty secrets!"
"That's what would happen." Said Leanne sipping wine.
"You have some problem with wanting Yu-Gi-Oh to rape Sailor Moon." Announcer Dave said.
"I'll see you tonight Announcer and by tonight I mean at dark. So did that answer you question Brittany?"
"Yes'um!"
"IT'S THE SAME THING!"
"That's right so if you have a question please send it along with your name you might be on the next episode. Now from all of us. Have a nice dild…I mean day!" Lights go down.
"Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, nightmares, daydream nightmares, omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend do dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: Ok its almost 5. I've been writing for almost 2 hours. If I have no homework I'll update Friday, otherwise Saturday or Sunday for sure. Ask those questions! I'll answer anything! I enabled Anonymous reviewing so please I don't care who you are Review!