Kazer Dragon: Ok because of a Trojan Virus (that still hasn't gone away) I didn't update like I said I would. If anyone knows how to get rid of a Trojan Virus from the C/RESTORE/TEMP I would appreciate it (Or a Trojan Virus in general AVG can't get it). Anyway Inuyasha is not mine but if he was, I'd turn him into a digimon and send him to Defeat the EVIL TROJAN VIRUS!
Please Review I don't care if you hate it!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
LL: How to get on Welfare!
"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
clap clap clap cheers
A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.
"Good day and welcome, come please sit down pull up a chair..." started Leanne.
"They'd already be sitting so why would they need a chair?" Asked Announcer Dave.
"Announcer don't start with me your lucky I didn't get you last time!"
"Get me where?"
"In the pants" She said sarcastically, "now as I was saying pull up a chair for your friend and grab a snake, because today we have an interesting topic to learn about Announcer who is the child today?"
"I'm DAVE REMEMBER!"
"Do your job announcer!"
Sighs "It's a Teenager…"
"WHO SAID A TEENAGER COULD BE ON THIS SHOW I DON"T WANT THEM FLASHING EVERYTHING AND HUMPING ANYONE WHO MOVES!"
"It's the only question we have so far asked on the review…"
"Oh well then I love teenagers if they review and ask a question you should have said so in the first place, now who is this lovely young adult." Leanne sips her wine, its white today.
"Her name is Nicole. Please approach the scary devil women in the chair."
"Umm hi I got a question that's fun!" said Nicole
"I got a question for you too." Leanne said leaning towards Nicole. "ARE YOU ON BIRTH CONTROL!"
"Well yes but not for what you think…"
"LIAR! I SAW YOU BACK STAGE I BET YOU AN ANNOUNCER ARE GOING TO GET IT ON OR RIDE THE HORSE or whatever the hell you young people call…"
"Its because I have low hormones and I need to take to pill to keep them level. And your no older than I am!" said Nicole.
"Oh well that's one thing we learned today so your question?"
"How does someone get on welfare? And can you use Kagome and Inuyasha as an example?"
"Very good now I got your answer…"
"Kagome where are you taking me…" Asked Inuyasha"To the Welfare Centre we will get money from the government cause you can't work. Your last job you threatened to kill a guy cause you got his burger order wrong." Answer Kagome remembering how he pulled the guys shirt and got his claws out.
"Who doesn't like PICKLES, that guy was worse than Naraku!"
"Look we need too cause mom can't get enough money to raise both Sota and our new baby…"
"WAIT A MINUTE!""OH GOSH DAMNIT ANNOUNCER HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO…"
"It was me…" said Nicole hiding be hide a chair scared.
"Oh sorry pleasant reviewer what is it, I didn't mean to yell at you but I'm so used to the announcer being suck a jack well you know."
"How does someone make a baby? I don't know I slept through that class in health."
"Wait a minute you go to high school, take birth control and are a girl and you don't know how to make a baby?" Asked Announcer Dave.
"I don't listen much, only to Leanne."
"That's cause I'm lovable. Now lets go back 9 months Kagome's at home…"
"What are these little white things." Asked InuyashaWhy is he digging through the medicine cabinet? Oh well what's he got. OH NO Its grandpa's Viagra... wait why does he need viagra?
I'm Grandpa's Mind. Going to watch Porn tonight Porn tonight, Going to explode!
"That's a special pill that you can't take, it makes men stronger. Only weak people need it."
"There are not that many in this bottle so who takes them?"He askeslooking at them all.
"LETS WATCH A MOVIE!" Kagome yelled pulling Inuyasha away.
Later that night
"I just want to see what it does…" Chew chew "YUCK how would a little pill make anything stronger? It tastes awful too." Said Inuyasha drinking some water.
"INUYASHA HURRY UP!" Yelled Kagome. I used up my allowance to rent this movie Animal Plant More Animals less Injections Unrated Uncut.
After 1 hour
"Why are they showing the mating of loins its kind of weird why are they getting closer." What's wrong I feel like I'm in heat and these loins grrr I want a part... UH OH Think of other things… dead kittens…dead demons.. wait I get off on dead demons…
"What's wrong Inuyasha?" Kagome asked looking at Inuyasha turning red and sweating.
"Well umm…" I've lost Control… "Kagome…" He pulls her for a kiss.
"Wait your not going anymore into detail are you?""Dave who do you think I am. Now Nicole when two people loveeachother very much they engage in a special hug with no clothes on. Now males and females are very different. Men have a peepee which rhymes with tepee, and women have a geegee which rhymes with puppy but not very well. Now in the hug it can feel really good depending on the size of a mans hands on your neck and amount of four play. Then I man puts his peepee in a woman's geegee…"
"KAGOME…" Yelled Inuyasha."Oh Inuyasha use your clawsss oh yessss… Wait wrong hole WRONG HOLE!"
"Sorry just give me a minute… ahhhhh…"
"Ahhh Right hole…"
"What hole was Inuyasha using that hurt so much." Asked Nicole.
"The first time for any woman hurts but he was pushing on Kagome's peepee hole. Now that hurt a WHOLE lot!"
"Bad…" Said Announcer Dave.
"Now when A male gets excited he releases special cream into the geegee, or anywhere the peepee is when he gets to excited. Now the special cream is filled with little inuyasha sperm whose job is to seek out and invade the egg of Kagome."
"GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU PITFUL WEAK SPREM!" Yelled Sprem 1
"Screw you I want the sacred egg all for myself. I will become all Powerful with it." Replied Inuyasha Sperm 2 charging on the egg.
"ITS MINE" Yelled Inuyasha sperm 3 as he cut open the egg using his tail sperm sword but it broke off as he jumped inside the egg. "Oh no It's a trap! HELP ME."
"We must help him! Attack!" Yelled Inuyasha Sperm 4.
"You will not he is mine no one Escapes Kagome EGG!" Said the egg and then. "Go White blood cells eat eat!" said the egg in a mechanical voice.
"You heard the lady eat them all." White cell leader said to his troops.
CHARGEEE
"RETREAT"
"But What about 3?" Said 4 as they saw all these little string things coving the Inuyasha Sperm and tearing out his insides to merge together.
"We will be one…" The egg kept saying
"Its too late NO NO THE EXIT CLOSED! PLEASE COME BACK PENIS DELEVERER!"
"Were Doomed…" Sperm 1 said.
"Eat Eat…" They were then eaten by the white blood cells.
"Then After nine months the egg becomes a baby." Leanne said.
"Really? That was Interesting!" Happily said Nicole.
"Well its not that easy with morning sickness and mood swings and many many sits on Inuyasha."
"So then Welfare is when you can't pay for a baby? So the government give you money to live?"
"That's right so did you learn anything?"
"Yes! Thank you!"
"That's right so if you have a question please send it along with your name you might be on the next episode. Now from all of us. Have a wonderful blowjo…I mean day!" Lights go down.
"That was wrong in more ways than one… Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, Nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink Iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend so dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: Thanks for the Question Nicole Sorry it took so long! Please Ask A question! Anything I will answer Anything!