Kazer Dragon: I'm bored and I thought all about this in class, and while I was talking to my friends, and when I was walking down the hall, and well you get the point. So enjoy! Or hate I really don't care. I don't own Inuyasha but if I did, He'd scratch my back… very slowly and…shoot just READ!
WOOT OVER 10 CHAPTERS! I ROCK! REVIEW AND TELL ME HOW MUCH I ROCK!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
LL: Special Report"Good day and welcome to a very special Learning with Leanne. I'm joined by Kagome from the Inuyasha series. Now Kagome what are we doing spying on people from the roof tops, getting video tape footage of people touching themselves then selling it for cheap porn then when it doesn't sell we blackmail them with it for 50 000 dollars?" said Leanne.
"No, you can do that though." Kagome said with a anime drop of sweat on her face.
"Way ahead of you… You're a bad boy those Sears models are not for that."
"Oh come on the Sears catalogue?"
"No the mannequins, he's looking up her dress."
"That's a five year old… wait it's Shippo. Never mind lets move on…"
"Is he addicted to panties or does he just like looking…"
"Were here today to spy on Inuyasha." Kagome cuts in.
"With his pants off!" Leanne Yelled.
"When I thought you where Mentally retarded in grade 3 I never thought years from now it'd still true." Said Cameraman Ray.
"Whatever Cameraman Greymond."
"I'm BROWN NOT GREY."
"Black and white make grey not brown so all brown people are grey to me." Said Leanne "Now Kagome explain what where doing here?"
"Inuyasha drank a whole lot of booze from my grandpa's liquor cabinet…"
"Sure it was your Grandpa's?"
"Yeah who else in my house would drink?"
Back at Kagome's houseKagome's mom cracks open a bottle of tequila, "mmmm goes down smooth, good thing Kagome doesn't know what I do all day! Go welfare!" Chugs it down.
"You never know what your mom does in the house all day. Does she ever go to work?" Leanne pointed out.
"Look not the point, we are hear today to teach people about harassment and abuse."
"Yes I see look at him! He really takes 'booze hound' to a new level doesn't he? Look at him walking up to that lady!"
"Hey baby ever done it with a 150 old man who was almost dead for 50 of em?" "EKKK!" Sprays him mace. "Mace only makes me hornier." Inuyasha falls to the ground laughing.
"He's drunk off his ass what did he drink?" Kagome wondered.
Back at Kagome's house
"WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME CAPTAIN MORGAN!" Throws the bottle to the ground. "OH NO! YOU'RE BLEEDING! I'LL SAVE YOU CAPTAIN MORGAN." Kagome's Mom goes to ground and starts licking.
"A lot I'm guessing look at him he's sexually harassing a man now." Leanne Points.
"You know I heard a little rumour." Inuyasha says to a guy. "That you have a big cock. Well I have a big cock too maybe we can both have some white filling in our donuts? And if we take some lube we can rub our big cocks together." Guy punches Inuyasha and sends him flying into the ground.
"I hope he won't remember any of this when he wakes up…" Kagome sighs.
"But its great you just saw sexual harassments to both a girl and a guy!" Leanne is all happy. "Now look he's walking up to a little kid."
"Hey can I have some of that candy?" "No way" "WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT YOUE ELDERS!" Punches the kid. "YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER DIVORCED!" Throws the kid to the ground. "YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY DRINK!" Kicks him and staggers away leaving the kid to cry.
"Oh my gosh what does he think he's doing…" Kagome says scared.
"Abusing a child?" Leanne says.
"No duh maybe we should stop taping and start restraining him." Says Cameraman Ray.
"NO WAY GREYMOND! This is great TV. Now here's a good example of women abuse."
"HEY WOMEN MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" "I don't know you." "YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME YOU INFERIOR SPECIES." He beats on the Women and emotionally abuses her with. "WOMEN SHOULDN'T WORK" "THEY SHOULD ONLY WORK IN THE HOUSE!" "THEY ARE ONLY MENT TO BIRTH MY BABIES!" Pushes her to the ground and runs off yelling "NO ONE WILL STAY WITH YOU! YOUR NOT A PERSON."
"Inuyasha are you really like this I can't look…" Kagome gets tears in her eyes.
"And I can't look away…now he's emotionally abusing that orphan kid." Leanne says.
"So you have no parents well guess what they hate you EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU'RE THE REASON THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN. YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED AT BIRTH! YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE THIER RUBBER BROKE! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU. YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF GO RUN ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF A TRANSPORT! GO ON TAKE THE GLASS AND SLIT YOUR WRIST!" He walks away while the kid is crying.
"Boy that was harsh… Even for me." Leanne Says. "LOOK INUYASHA A POOR PERSON! Mhmhmt." CameramanRay grabs her mouth.
"Don't help that freak! OWWW You bit me"
"I'll help him if I want" Leanne runs down to the street.
"Oh good the police have him…" Kagome says.
"WHAT DID I DO I WAS ONLY SAYING THE TRUTH! I'LL KILL YOU ALL THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CHILDREN THEN SELL THEM FOR SALVERY! AND YOUR WIVES WILL BIRTH MY MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HEAR ME!…" They knock him out with a club.
"Well that's the end of that… no looks like he got away now he's heading towards that old person on the wheelchair he pushes them to the ground… Oh now he's backing over the old person again and again… now he's stopped and gotten out and he takes the old man's wallet and throws his body on the street in front of a transport!" Cameraman Ray says in horror.
"That's not Inuyasha he's over there in the police car it looks more like…" Kagome looks hard
"MUWHAHAHAHAHAH GRAND THEIFT WHEELCHAIR!" Leanne drives away in the wheelchair trying to out run the cops.
"Well that ends this episode from all of use this has been Learning with Leanne and if you learned something you have A VERY VERY WRONG MIND! We do not take responsibility if anything happens to you in any way."
"You should have said that before Leanne took the wheelchair." Kagome points out.
"SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!"
Kazer Dragon: That's the inside of my mind on a school day during math class, biology and art. I hope it was funny! It was different and wrong… very very wrong!