Kazer Dragon: Alright you people are total messed up like me if you read these and laugh. The more I go into the gutter you people seem to like it more. Well here's my idea that has scared my friends and will scare you too.

REVIEW AND TELL ME I'M MESSED UP OR I'M LOVEABLE!

Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

Sango's Abortion

"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.

clap clap clap cheers

A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.

"Good day it seems I haven't been pulled from the air yet… so today I have a special show! I got a request from Kagome! Please read it announcer."

"I have a name you know…"

"And bingo is your name-o."

"No its Dave… I shouldn't even talk to you insane little devil girl" Hides away while Leanne throws muffins at him.

"GO MY MUFFINS OF MASS DESTRUTION!"

"Alright today Kagome asked us to take Sango to an abortion clinic. So Leanne brought her too…"

"LOVEABLE LEANNE'S ABORTION CLINIC MAKES ALL YOUR LOV'IN MISTAKES GO AWAY!" Leanne Sings to corny music

"Oh no lets cancel this episode now…"

"ROLL THE TAPE!"

"Alright Sango ready to learn about abortions?" Leanne asks.

"Well I just want to cause Miruko is such a horney dog…"

"Does he hump?" Cut in Leanne.

"Alright this is private between a wife and husband…"

"So he only plows you then? He wants to win the race before it even starts? A 30 seconds man? A 10 paces then shoot?…"

"STOP IT!" Yelled Sango.

"Alright were here…"

"Ok this is where I cut out the boring stuff and now its kinda like an infomercial" Leanne points out.

"Loveable Leanne's abortion clinic makes all your lov'in mistakes go away" Random girls sing.

"Do you have a unwanted baby? Or do you want to donate it towards stem cells research? Or are you scared shitless of pushing a football like thing outta your vagina of only 10 cm? Well then come to Loveable Leanne's where we have many special features other abortion clinics don't have. Lets join Sango who wants a abortion." Sango waves "Lets go for a tour shall we."

They go into a room with lots of tools and expensive equipment.

"This is where we give regular abortions and extreme abortions."

"What are all these equipment for?" Asks Sango.

"Well this is the ultrasound so we can see the baby so it can't run away, this is the classic hook," Shows a metal hook on a long metal line. "We shove this up your vagina and yank it out, this on is the grabber," It looks like a set of tongs, "We grab it and yank it as well, This ones the bubble," Looks like tongs only closed off "We…"

"Is there anyone that doesn't yank the baby out?" Sango looks sick to her stomach.

"This is the super sucking device."

"Looks like a dirt devil with a lubbed up end." Says a nurse.

"Well it is but it has 4 times the sucking power, we shove it up there ant suck up the baby…"

"YOU SAID YOU HAVE ALTERTIAVE ABORTIONS!" Sango yells covering her ears.

"Indeed follow me" Leanne leads them up a whole lotta stair ways.

"Look someone wants to get one as well so what's your story?"

"I had a one night stand and I need to get rid of it but I don't want to yank it out…"says a teenage girl.

"Well put this on." Says a nurse.

"It's a neck brace?" Sango said.

"Yeah now here we go." Leanne walks behind the girl then pushs her down the stairs. Then she takes the elevator down. "Hmmm you still smell pregnant better push again and again nurse."

"Right away boss." Leads the girl down the stairs and Sango comes out of the elevator.

"That's WRONG VERY VERY WRONG! That's it I've seen enough!…"

"You don't want to see the drink the baby to death area?"

"NO!"

"How about bring the baby in to play lets stop breathing?"

"Nooo Wait you'll kill the baby after it's born?"

"7 minutes to heaven baby!"

"YOUR EVIL!"

"How about out extra special feature keep the father busy so he won't know you're gone to a abortion?"

At some man's house

"Honey I'm home, Honey?"

"She hired me for a special surprise to me!" Says a hooker.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!"

"And many more ass rapeings."

"What?"

"And a MAN WHORE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

"How would that work?" Asks Sango.

"Trust me they never say anything to their wives or girlfriends heeeheee." Leanne giggles.

"I'm outta here." Sango walks away.

"STOP AT THE GIFT STORE!" Leanne Yells. "Now then at our gift store you can get these wonderful T-Shirts that say: I beat Cancer, by Cancer I mean Children. Or:My Unborn baby tore me a new one. And our favourite: Leanne fixed my mistake by shoving something up my vagina and yanking! And get our play set for children: The Abortionist. Its fun with a hook and fake fetus! Comes with a working pregnancy test give those Barbie's a abortion cause we all know Ken like to get it on in Barbie's playhouse!"

"Stop by we will help you any way we can…" Every one waves while in the background Sango walks away.

"So that's that Sango going to keep that little spawn." Leanne says sipping some wine.

"Wrong wrong very very wrong… I'm sacred for life now." Announcer Dave says over and over again.

"Well now I see I broke Announcer I don't take any reasonability if you do anything at all. So don't even masturbate cause if you do I'll be there with a ladder video taping you. So from everyone here your one sick son of a… I mean your such a nice person for reading these good day!"

Kazer Dragon: All right I'll let the reviews tell me I'm a very wrong person. I hope you laughed or your sitting there with your jaw dropped!