Ahem: a collection of stories from my older sister's birthday that I am now posting individually.
Rules: I shall put my music library on shuffle and pair her top 10 ships with the first 10 songs. Each ship gets a story related to the song with decreasing times: ship #1 gets 10 min., ship #2 gets 9 min., ship #3 gets 8 min., etc. So ship #10 is a hot mess 1 min. panic attack.
You don't HAVE to listen to the song first...but you might want to. And author's notes are bolded.
7. Sam PuckettxFreddie Benson (iCarly) - "Wagon Wheel" by Bob Dylan - 4 min. timer
In a world where the iCarly reboot is killing Seddie, I am here to save the day.
"Come to Mama." Sam smirked at her boyfriend and beckoned him into the front seat of the truck. Without any prologue, she crawled over him and crashed her lips to his.
"Woah, woah, woah, that's it? You've been gone for a week and you just wanna make out?"
"Pretty much."
"Babyyy."
"Eh, tell it to a fridge. You're so whiny. I was in North Carolina picking up my mom from jail."
"Oh. Is she… here then?" He glanced back nervously.
"No, she met a prison man and didn't want to leave."
"Okay, so why do you have an entire truck?"
She shrugged. "Found it somewhere. Now can we continue smashing face?
He looked at her quizzically for a second more. "Yeah, okay."
"Woo!" she cheered. "Now, I've been driving for forty three hours and I'm about to blow my brains out, so you're just gonna sit here and let Mama rock you. 'Kay?"
Freddie gulped from beneath her. "Sí."
Get it? Because she calls herself Mama? Bahahah.