Kazer Dragon: A QUESTION! Again I covered it a little in LL: Special Report but Woot someone asked a question! And the worse these things go the more reviews I get! You want it you got it! I don't own Inuyasha but if I did I'd get him to kill all my enemies then have sex with theirs skull then I'd use it as a decorative bird house. Boy I'm tried 2 Fanfictions in one day!
Thanks to Black Arcana for Asking a question! Your name is Blackie in this story!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
LL: Miroku's sexual harassment
"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
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A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.
"Please come in to my mind as we learn about something really fun today!" Leanne sips some wine. "We have a special guest today that made a video to teach people about something so who asked this weeks question announcer."
"DAV… oh why do I bother? Today a reviewer named Blackie…"
"Oh good a black person, I'm tried of all these stupid grey people, always in my way thinking they are equal to me…"
"Your mind is soo messed up…"
"QUITE INFEROR BEING!"
"Blackie please go up to the scary insane devil women."
"I don't want to SHE"S PSYCHO!" Blackie hides behind Dave. "Can I ask it from here?"
"GET YOUR BEEP-IN-BEEP UP HERE OF I"LL BEEP YOUR MOTHER THEN BEEP HER IN THE MOUTH!"
"I'm glad I paid for that auto beeping thingy." Dave sighs "Now talk into the microphone, were behind bullet proof glass" At that moment Leanne throws her wine at the glass.
"Can you explain Sexual Harassment with Miruko?" Asked Blackie shaking.
"Well yes Miruko please come out and show us your video" Leanne points to the curtain.
"So Leanne this is your show… mmm you're a good looker how about you bear my children?" Miruko says grabbing her hand.
"One, your not my type I like guys who make me cream my panties on sight and two I kill babies on sight, or abort them."
"I'm glad women in my era are not like this"
"They are but they won't say anything to your face."
"Well I made a harassment video like you asked now you gotta ummm give me my pay."
"Backstage later."
"I wonder what his payment is… ewwww Leanne why would he sleep with Leanne?" Asked Blackie.
In Miruko's mind I hope she made chocolate chip muffins! I love Muffins!
"Now lets watch me harass people from the Feudal era's!" Miruko yelled.
Miruko's Movie
"WAIT ONE MOMENT!" Yells Leanne.
"What?" Asked Miruko
"Wear this shirt." Hold up a while T-Shirt
Miruko puts it on. "I got every sucked by Katrina? What's that suppose to mean."
"Better than this one" The Shirt reads: Katrina Almost drowned me in her fluids.
"All young people should look away!" Dave announces.
Miruko walks behind Kagome and Sango.
"I smell Vagina… fresh vagina."
"Whose Vagina are you talking about?" Asks Sango.
"Can't it be both…" Miruko get punched in the face.
"There are lots of types of sexual harassment from hitting on someone to a boss telling a co-worker that they should dress sexier cause its their job that's on the line." Miruko says.
PHYSICAL HARESSMENT
"Oh Sango you look tense let me give you a back rub."
"I told you I don't like it when you do that to me now stop!"
"I'll never stop… EVER!"
Slaps Sango butt. "Nothing says good job like a firm open palm slap on the butt!" Miruko says before getting hit.
Miruko takes Sango's clothes and puts them out of her reach. "Jump jump faster faster!" Sango doesn't know Miruko's watching.
VERBAL HARESSMENT
Miruko is at a temple…
"I heard a rumour around the temple that you have a fat cock." Miruko says
"Yeah so?" Asks the Monk.
"I got a fat cock too, maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime, maybe with a little oil, too fat cocks together with oil?" Miruko says horney.
"You know you girls are lucky not every man would consider doing to girls at once!" Miruko says to Kagome and Sango.
"Sango you got big boobies!" Miruko Yells at her.
"Say Sango?" Asked Miruko.
"Yeah?"
"Is your grass cut?"
"Excuse me?"
"Do you have a carpet? Are you trimmed? Is the grass growing in the south? Is your board waxed? Are the bushes cut?…" Punch in the face.
"I GET IT!"
VISUAL HARESMENT
Sango is bathing and Miruko walks up to her naked and Sango looks up turning read.
"Pull it you might get a surprise!" Miruko gets thrown into the water.
Miruko starts Masturbating "I'm thinking about you and Kagome bathing while I'm jerking off."
"mmm that milk looks like my special cream but I bet it doesn't taste as good." Miruko says to Sango.
POWER HARESSMENT
Sango and Miruko are sitting around a fire Miruko Stretches and says "Man I could sure go for a power fuck right now."
"Why did you hit on a monk?" Asked Leanne.
"I don't know…Maybe he's in the closet!" Says Dave.
"Wait where is Miruko? He must have left." Leanne Looks around.
Inside a Closet
"You want a world record for how many people you can shove into a closet and have a orgy with them?" Asked Ray
"You got it." Miruko says.
"Now all we need is chicks." Says a black man.
"Who says we need chicks?" Says Miruko?
"That's not happening." Miruko says with a muffin in his hand.
"Damn you were suppose to wait for me!" Leanne Yells at Miruko.
"These Muffins are SOOO ORGASMIC!" Miruko says making sounds of an Orgasm.
"I'm ending this episode right now before its too late… Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, Nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink Iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend so dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: I don't know if you'll find this one funny or not but I have! I've written a lot this week so ask a question cause I'm not for now. See you all I'm going to Study for a test now.
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