Kazer Dragon: What's with you people? You people still want more after I posted 2 in one day? Well last night I was thinking about some stuff and I came up with another chapter but I'll try to answer your questions.
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Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
LL: Child Abuse!
"It's time for the BRAND… wait this show isn't really new any more is it?" Hear whispering back stage. "Lets try this again… It's time for the show that melts your brain and warps your questions! Time for LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
clap clap clap cheers
A screen opens up in a library lit with candlelight. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.
"Welcome to today's show. After using some muffins we have got Blackie to ask another question." Says Leanne evilly.
"Yes its another good question." Dave says taping his fingers.
"Too many muffins!" Blackie says in the fetus position.
BACKSTAGE AFTER THE LAST EPSIODE
Leanne Smashes a muffin tin full of muffins over Blackie's head. "Tell us another question you lousy worthless piece of SHIT!" Yells Leanne.
"I don't know any more OWWW" Yells Blackie. Leanne hits again with the muffin tin.
"Listen Bitch, Tell us another question and maybe we will talk to the DA about extending your circumstances" Leanne says.
"Guys guys, serious I don't know another question." Begs Blackie.
"Oh that's it I'm going to BEEP this BEEP BEEP in the BEEP head full of BEEP lead if he doesn't tell us another question." Yells Dave.
"I've seen him do it man." Says Leanne.
"I"LL ASK I"LL ASK!" Yells Blackie crying.
Blackie appears on stage with a black eye and bruises.
"Ummm what's child abuse?" Asks Blackie before running away.
"Ahh yes Child abuse there are lots of examples in that Inuyasha. We placed hidden camera and picked out the best scenes of child abuse." Says Leanne.
"Roll the film!"
Sexual abuse with Sesshomaru and Rin
God why do I still follow this gay wad I know he saved my life but he abuses Rin so much. Thinks Jaken
It's a starry night and everything is quite until Jaken hears Rins screams for help.
I'll only go for a look. Thought Jaken as he walked behind a bush.
"PUT IT ON RIN NOW!" Yells Sesshomaru.
"But master its soo…" Rin says before getting slapped.
"Your forgetting who your master is I can kill you bring you back to life then kill you again all the while having sex with your corpse now PUT IT ON!"
Rin puts on a little schoolgirl outfit. "But master it hurts so much…"
"Call me sir." Rin looks at him. "DO IT"
"Ohyes sir…"
Sesshomaru drops his pants. "Now grab and pull now!"
Rin grabs and pulls over and over. She cries.
"Oh yeah crying makes me hot now turn over I like tight asses."
Jaken leaves and then yells. "SESSHOMARU IS A SEXUAL CHILD ABUSER!"
Verbal abuse with Naraku, Kagura and Kanna
Kanna is walking around the mansion.
"Come here poor Kanna I wish to talk to you." Naraku says. "Please show me Inuyasha and his group."
"I have shown you many times why don't you just go and kill them?"
"DON"T TALK BACK TO ME I'M ALL POWERFULL AND I DON"T NEED YOU, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS INCARNATION THE ONLY REASON I MADE YOU WAS BECAUSE I ACCIDENTLY DROPED A PIECE OF MY FLESH IN THE JAR NOW SHOW ME." Yells Naraku.
"Yes sir." Kanna shows the group.
"NO WONDER YOUR SO LIFELESS YOU HAVE NO ONE WHO LOVES YOU YOUR ONLY A SHEILD TO THOSE WHO HATE YOU NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I HIT YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND TURN YOUR WHITE SKIN BLUE!"
Kanna walks away I didn't chose to be this way why is everything my fault he's the one who made me. He should blame god that his life sucks.
"Kanna please come here we have to go kill some demons." Said Kagura.
"Why Naraku can just…"
"LOOK WE ARE HIS PUPPETS BUT YOUR WEAKER THAN ME AS LONG AS YOUR WEAKER THAN ME YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! YOU HAVE NO POWER YOU ARE JUST A DOLL!" Yells Kagura.
Maybe no one will ever love me maybe I should just go kill myself so one less demon will be in this horrible world… Thinks Kanna as she walks away.
Physical abuse with Shippo and Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha can you help me train I want to be strong like you!" Asked Shippo.
"Sure Shippo," Inuyasha looks around for people. "First you have to learn not to cry… you need to learn to takes things!"
"I won't ever cry again!" Shippo says proudly.
"And you have to learn never to tell anyone where you get these buries or what was said here promise?" Inuyasha asks.
"Sure thing I'll be a man."
"Well guess what Shippo NO ONE LOVES YOU!" Yells Inuyasha
"But Kagome…"
"SHE ONLY FEELS SORRY FOR YOU!" Picks Shippo up and punches him over an over again in the face. "YOU PARENTS WERE HAPPY WHEN THEY DIED BECAUSE THEY GOT AWAY FROM YOU." Throws Shippo in the air kicks him then stomps on him. "Your unwanted, run like the baby you are." Gets his sword out and uses a wind scar on him, he barely gets away.
"Inuyasha why?" Shippo cries out as another wind scar almost hits him.
"BE A MAN AND TAKE IT!" Throws Shippo into trees and rocks. "Now," picks Shippo up, "What do you say when Kagome sees your burses?"
"That someone hit me." Inuyasha punches him again.
"NO YOU TELL HER YOU WERE TRAINING REALLY HARD AND GOT HURT ALRIGHT." Yells Inuyasha.
"Yes Yes now stop stop." Inuyasha punches him again and throws Shippo to the ground.
"I'll see you tomorrow." Inuyasha leaves.
Shippo is sitting in the grass crying.
"See Child Abuse!" Leanne Says.
"THAT WAS SO CUREL!" Yells announcer Dave.
"Would you like to meet your Muffins announcer?"
"…NO NOT MUFFINS!" Blackie yells and runs for the fire exit.
"Muffins why is it always muffins? … Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, Nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink Iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend so dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: …that one wasn't funny was it?