Kazer Dragon: … READ AT YOUR OWN RISK I'M SERIOUS!

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Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

Public Service Announcement

"I am Leanne, Kazer Dragon, DOP or whatever you wish you call me." Someone coughs crack head in the background. "I have some time on the air to apologize my Fan Fiction keeps getting worse and worse it is the kind of thing that has morally corrupted our society. From now on we will only have wholesome TV friendly shows starting with INUYASHA AND FRIENDS!"

We now join this Fan Fiction already in Progress

Shippo and Jaken are peeling a banana on the screen.

"One, two, three, four peels!" Says Jaken.

"Where's Naraku today Jaken?" Asks Shippo.

"Oh umm that's right Sesshomaru is trying to get him up." Says Jaken

You hear behind a door. "Oh come on Sesshomaru get it in there" "Wait a minute I got it in there yesterday. Well let's try the other way around." "Oh Sesshomaru have you dropped one?"

The door opened and in comes Sesshomaru and Naruko. "I got it in." Says Sesshomaru coming in the door.

"Hi Naraku!" Yells Shippo and Jaken.

"Oh hello were going to talk about playing today." Says Sesshomaru to the audience.

"Playing with each other Sesshomaru?" Asks Naraku.

"Yes Naraku, tell me have you got a special friend you like to play with?" Says Sesshomaru to the audience.

"Oh I remember yesterday we played with our balls, today are we going to play with our friends balls?" Asks Shippo.

"Yes and we could play with our twangers as well." Says Naraku.

"Have you seen Naraku's twanger?" Sesshomaru asked the audience.

"Oh I have, he even let me pluck with it." Says Jaken.

"Well yeah it's my plucking instrument." Points out Naraku.

"Can you pluck like Naraku?" Sesshomaru asked the audience.

"Oh I can I'm the best plucker here" Says Jaken.

"Yes lets get back to Naraku's twanger." Says Sesshomaru.

"Oh Sesshomaru we could all paint our twanger's can't we." Says Naraku.

"Not now Naraku it's almost time to go." Says Sesshomaru

"Oh I know what we could do lets sing that plucking song." Says Shippo.

"Oh yes then Inuyasha could get his instruments out." Says Naraku. "And Kagome has those lovely maraca's"

"What a good idea." They all call out. Then the door opens and Sango, Inuyasha, Kouga, Miruko and Kagome come out.

"Sorry we were banging away." Miruko Says.

"Yes banging can be fun." Says Sango.

"Yes I was banging all night with these two." Kagome points to Kouga and Inuyasha.

"Yes but you banged up my bloody instrument." Says Inuyasha.

"Oh never mind Inuyasha come were all going to sing the plucking song." Says Sesshomaru.

"Would you like to blow my pipe while I'm twanging away." Kouga asks to Kagome.

"Oh no I was blowing a lot with Inuyasha's last night. But would you like to play my maraca's?" Asks Kagome.

"Now Lets just pluck away with our twanger's now" Says Jaken.

"Yes it doesn't matter what size your twanger is." Says Miruko.

"You've got a big red one." Says Sango to Miruko.

"I've only got a tiny twanger, but it works well." Says Shippo. "I like to play with it."

"Well have you got your twanger's out? And remember you can bounce your balls at the same time if you like, and if you don't have any you can ask a friend if you can bounce his. Right now lets all sing the plucking song." Sesshomaru says to the audience.

"Pluck, Pluck, Pluck away Pluck away were going to Pluck all day Pluck Pluck Pluck were going to Pluck all day!" They all sing.

Leanne hangs her head in shame.

"Why does everything I write become sick and twisted? This is worse than my children's book that turned out to be too racist."

Kazer Dragon: …If you have a sick mind you must have loved this chapter! Read it again and THINK SICK!