Kazer Dragon: I GOT REVEIWS! I posted 2 chapters yesterday cause I didn't know if I would get another one done today. I had a fog day so I did two this one should be hard but a good one if everything goes to plan. Yet it surprises me that no one has asked me what's with me and muffins.
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Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru's Gay Bash!
This Fan Fiction is written like it in Big Brother, or Survivor with a private room and a camera to tell deep emotions!
"Alright! Cut! Print! Great job today gang!" The Director says to the cast of Inuyasha.
"Sesshomaru we need to talk." Says Inuyasha.
"What I don't have time to play with you." Sesshomaru says while the whole cast circles him.
"Sesshomaru your just…well too gay." Says Miruko.
"What I'm not gay!" Sesshomaru yells.
"Come on Sesshomaru we all now your gay remember when we got our one year anniversary present from the producers?"
Last Year
"Ok we got you all something special." Says the Producers.
"I hope it's a new TV! Come on TV!" Says Naraku over and over again.
"It's a Brand new, 32" Plasma…"
"BOoo"
"Sewing Machine!"
"yah…" Naraku says disappointed.
"Gee Naraku we could always sew a new TV." Says Shippo.
"That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard since I taught those special ED classes. But seriously those kids try hard." Says Jaken
In the PR (Private Room)
"I thought the sewing machine was pretty lame but somebody was happy about it… you know I'm talking about the queer right?" Says Naraku.
"I'm so glad we got a sewing machine I've been so looking forward to finishing my tea cozy… Isn't it just the cutest thing you ever seen?" Sesshomaru asked gay like.
Everyone looks at him.
"Dude you are so gay!" Says Miruko in the present time.
"You know these jokes you make can be so hurtful" Says Sesshomaru almost crying.
"Oh come on Sesshomaru we all know your gay its cool." Says Sango.
"Come on guys I have a girlfriend you know, she's just been captured by a demon right now. What more proof do you need?" Asks Sesshomaru.
"How about this?" Shippo pulls out a board game that says Gay Test with a mom and dad on the left side pointing and laughing at the child on the right.
"umm Acme Gay Test… Lets Do it!" Sesshomaru says manly.
"Question one: You gay?" Asks Kagome.
"NO!"
"Question two: Homo say what?"
"First of all Kagome I'm not an idiot… ok I've heard that one a million times and secondly wait what?"
"Tell me the first thing you see." Kagome says holding up those ink spots on the paper you see in the therapist office.
"Cock, Willy, Wang, Woody, Wood, Pecker, Lublane Custard Chucker, One eyed wiggling Welshman, Pink helmeted cream shooting man banana punching a hole into a ass." Sesshomaru Answers.
"According to this game your real gay." Kagome says to everyone.
"I can't be gay! Let me see this box, It's only for ages 6-12 it doesn't even apply to me"
"In times like this I turn to the bible and I remember something to really test a man's true sexuality."
In PR Room
"Poor Pitiful ass Kagome she'll believe anything you tell her." Says Miruko.
FLASHBACK
Kagome and Shippo are sitting on a couch and Shippo is dressed like a priest.
"So your saying he died for our sins." Shippo nods. "Yeah I guess I can see him doing that."
End Flashback.
The group is in a dark room dressed in brown cloaks holding candles and standing around a big trunk with lots of holes and something popping out of the holes, they are chanting wood beast.
"This is the mysterious, dangerous wood beast. Deep inside this old trunk of a tree lives the all-knowing wood beast, choose a hole and sick your hand in should the best bite you are indeed homosexual." Kagome says.
Sesshomaru sticks his hand in a hole. He pulls it out and his hand is gone he screams "AHHH MY ARM!" then he puts his hand to his face yelling, "I'm GAY!"
DUH DUN DUNNNNN
Sesshomaru has locked himself in the girl's bathroom.
"Look Sesshomaru its cool your gay just come on out." says Sango.
"Yeah Sesshomaru its not your place to punish yourself it's god's." Says Kagome.
"LEAVE ME ALONE I'M TAKING ANOTHER GAY TEST." Yells Sesshomaru.
"What? The only test in there is a pregnancy test." Says Sango.
"Oh great now I have two problems."
"Man this is some Bullshit were going to need to knock some sense into this child." Sango says punching her palm. "And I know just the thing. GAY BASH!"
"SURPRISE IT'S A GAY BASH!" Yells everyone.
The whole area is covered with rainbows, men wearing tight pants.
"Look around you Sesshomaru everything the light touches is gay." Says Inuyasha.
In the PR
"See all Sesshomaru needed was to be surrounded by his queer peers." Says Inuyasha.
"Now come on." Pushes Inuyasha.
"Wow what a rear end." Says Elmer Fudd.
"Well well if it isn't Sesshomaru, I haven't seen you the demon realm." Says a demon.
Sesshomaru pulls him into a corner "Shove it what happens in the demon world stays in the demon world."
"Well technically Bathroom at bus stop not Demon realm ahhhhh" Sesshomaru throws him away then walks back to Elmer Fudd.
"Come on Sesshomaru dance!" Says Elmer
"I don't know how"
"Oh sure you do everyone knows how."
"Well." Sesshomaru spins around. "I looked dumb didn't I?"
"Don't be silly silly, that is reeeawy hot" Elmer says then all the gay people start doing it.
In PR
"Final I could be who I really was a gay Sesshomaru."
"I reawy reawy like you Sesshomaru" Says Elmer
"Oh an I umm reawy like you too." Sesshomaru says.
"shhh be very very quite I'm going to unleash your throbbing member from its weather prison."
Elmer goes down as Sesshomaru says "That's not really…ohhh…. That fells good."
LATER AT THE GAY BASH
"Oh I paccy!" Sesshomaru says to pacman. "I didn't expect to see you here."
"I could say the same thing. This is juicy huh? Does your girlfriend know?" Pac-man asked.
"Listen Pac man, look your ex and my girlfriend are good friends but lets keep this between us. I mean there's no reason Mrs. Pac man needs to know I'm gay." Sesshomaru begs.
"Oh sweetie I think she already knows." Pac man puts a bow on his head and walks away.
"You and Pac man huh? You wouldn't be the first fruit he ate." Laughs Jaken.
"Jaken don't you understand? If that Big Mouth Tranny tells my girlfriend that I'm gay I'm out. OH MY GOD SHE"S GOING TO FREAK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO" Looks at a hole in the wall it says: GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH. "I wonder what this is for."
PR
"Man you should have seen me on the dance floor I was dancing." Says Kouga, A Penis enters through the side of the room. "Ohh hello you're a funny Fella, what's your name?" Kouga then sniffs it and pokes it making it go up and down.
THE NEXT DAY
"What a party those gay guys left the set much cleaner than it was before." Says Kagome. The whole set shines.
"Look Sesshomaru just call her." Says Jaken. "You girlfriend needs to know that you love mangina.
"Sesshomaru thank god you called, that evil demon is lowering me into a pit of poisonous cobras!" Yells Sesshomaru girlfriend.
"Yeah well look before we talk about your problems there is something I have to tell you…"
A snake bites her "THESE SNAKES ARE GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE!"
"Ssshh sweetheart let me just get this out I'mmmm I'm gay."
"AHH THERE EA… what? Your gay?"
"Ummm yeah but I'm still going to save you."
"THE HELL YOU ARE! I do not want to be saved from some ass raping, fart loving fairy boy so you can just fly your flash rocket to taco land for all I care GOODBYE!"
"Wait wait!" She drops the phone into the snake pit. Sesshomaru is shocked and walks out side.
"Now that I am gay I know what I must do." Sesshomaru announces.
"Get some Leather pants?" Asks Naraku.
"Use unnecessary hand gestures?" Asks Miruko
"No I'm on a never ending quest to find A BOYFRIEND!" Sesshomaru yells!
PR
"So Sesshomaru finally found a new purpose in life, and like all fairy tale endings I'm sure he'll live happily ever after, until god cases him into the fiery pits of hell that is, but until then he'll be happy." Says Kagome.
PR
God is sitting in a chair. "That Kagome is such a bitch. I love the gays, come on their adorable, and using all those hair gel products, tahts just fancy that's what that is, hahahhahah." A Penis enters through the side of the room. "What the, hello you're a funny fella" Sniffs it. "What's your name." God pokes it.
Kazer Dragon: I hope you enjoyed it I think that's my longest chapter yet. Well Sesshomaru your bipolar… I mean soo gay. Wait where did I get the idea that he was gay? Well that took a long time two hours! See yah!