Things you don’t expect to see on Inuyasha Chapter 17: LL: Racists and Lesbians, an inuyasha fanfic

Kazer Dragon: One Video game and a bunny dragon later and I can finally work on my fan fiction. I'm getting lazy I know. I think I might do 2 a week from now on… that is if my friends don't kill me for it. I finally figured out how to do this chapter so here it is I hope it works out like it is in my mind!

To my Friends Brittany and Nicole I got it done and mixed your ideas in a weird way!

Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

LL: Racists and Lesbians oh MY!

"It's time for the show that melts your brain and warps your questions! Time for LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.

clap clap clap cheers

A screen opens up in a library lit with candlelight. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.

"Good day to you today I got a letter…"

"It looks like its written in your handwriting…" Says Dave the Announcer.

"QUIET ANNOUNCER OR I"LL TURN YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN BLUEBERRY!"

"How does that make any sense?" Announcer Dave asks.

"It doesn't now its says: Can you please explain racists and lesbians?"

"Bad grammar too now I know you wrote it."

"Well I'll tell you a story, in the original Inuyasha they wanted to make Kikyo black cause there wasn't enough black people in Anime, so they got all the actors to the Higurashi shrine for a welcome days. They were staying over to get to know each other."

"Wait wouldn't Kagome turn out black too then?"

"One her soul was the only thing reincarnated, two MY BEEPING SHOW!"

Higurashi Shrine (Its in a style again with a again private room!)

"The moment I met my new cast mates I felt they were just like my family… only much more poorer." Kagome says.

"OH what a cute cat! Want a fish little fella?" Shippo pats Kilala.

Meow meow mmmeeow mmeeeeow meoowww merrwww

(Kilala not a cat! Kilala here to destroy them all! And eat their children!)

Kagome looks at Inuyasha. Oh boy somebody hot! And what a nice ass! "Hi there I'm Kagome I'm from amateur Anime porn."

"I'm Inuyasha," Kagome looks at Inuyasha crouch, "I'm on a never ending quest to save my dead girlfriend!"

"WHAT! WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" Kagome pulls out a razor blade and cuts herself.

"Cutting makes the pain go away." Kagome giggles.

Later that day

"You know I'd stick and stir anyone of these broods, but you what I really wish we had one of those hot black chicks." Says Naraku to Jaken.

The front doors bang open with a black Kikyo saying "Bling bling Kikyo's in the house"

"Wow, I'm pretty good at this, I… wish we had a twelve year old girl and a donkey." Naraku looks at the doors.

Still looking

"Damn"

Everyone goes to meet Kikyo.

"I'm glad your finally here, would you be a dear and fetch my bags servant girl?" Asks Kagome.

Kikyo's mouth is wide open. "Excuse me, what did you just call me."

"Oh many pardons or my bad," Does the quote thing with her fingers. "What do you people call yourself these days creamy, bouncy, blackly?"

"HAHAHAHAHAAHAH OH MY GOD SHE THINKS YOUR OUR SERVANT CAUSE YOU BLACK! HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY MISERABLE LIFE HAHAHAA SWEET! I LOVE RACISM!" Laughs Jaken.

Naraku is holding Kikyo and Kagome apart. But squeezing Kagome breast.

"OH NOYOU CRAZY! LET ME LOSE NOW! YOU DON"T EVEN NOW WHO YOU BE STEPPIN ON." Yells Kikyo.

"Help someone she's attacking me like I was the English language." Kagome pleas.

"Oh it is on." Grabs Naraku's finger and throws him aside.

"WHY YOU LITTLE BEEP. I"LL TEAR YOU VAGINA OUT AND HANG YOU FROM YOUR BEEP BEEPING OVARIES! BEEP BEEP BEEP YOU BEEP." You hear from inside on of those cartoon fighting dust circle thing-a-ma-bob.

"Now what was that bitch thinking, Kikyo isn't a slave to nobody, cept maybe the soul keepers." Says Kikyo.

Kikyo is putting a breast back into her bra. "You best stay outta my way bitch or you going to be dead." Turns and looks at Kagome, Kagome turns around and runs into a wall.

Kagome has a broken nose and 2 black eyes. "I was so upset about what Kikyo had done, I thought those people picked Banjos not fights."

"After the fight things got super uncomfortable, you could like total cut the tense with a… +6 sword!" Sesshomaru said. He gets tears in his eyes. "Why is this happening, we where such good friends to start"

"Its like this right, because of that damn Kagome bitch, everybody thought Kikyo was a loose cannon, now Kikyo might be loose but she's not no cannon. I needed to make things right and quick." Kikyo said.

"BLING BLING."

Naraku walks up to the door. "12 year old girl and a donkey… Damn."

Kikyo is standing there with a pile of beer, vodka, wine, whiskey well you get the point.

"Oh yeah check it out Kikyo bought us a whole but load of booze." Miruko checks it out. "YEAH!"

Sango hits Miruko out of the way. "Hell's yeah."

MEANWHILE IN KAGOME'S ROOM

"I wonder what girls have in their rooms, what's this it's a big doll with no clothes on and it has a picture of Inuyasha on the head. Its wearing no pants either and his pee pee seems to up in the air… I wonder what else… what's this seems to be made out of rubber." Holds up a Dildo. "Wow lets be friends, I'll call you horny cause your pointy like a horn." Shippo says. "Now I can fight demons with my awesome horny rubber and the girls will say wow your so horny it makes us all smile!" Starts swinging it around like a sword!

IN THE KITCHEN

"Hey Imp great news, Kikyo just bought us an insane amount of alcohol… are you defecating into a melon?" Asks Naraku.

"Wow this is weird." Jaken is sitting on a melon pooping into it. "I guess if I just waited an hour I could have just blamed this on the booze right? … Hey listen lets just party!"

Sango is doing beer bombs; Shippo smells the whiskey and says "Smells like mommy's kisses", Miruko sucks up helium and then falls down hitting his head on a table, everyone starts yelling :"I CAN"T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!", They had Smurfs in a closed off circle hands tied together with swords and they yell "KILL KILL".

OUT SIDE IN THE POOL (YES SHE HAS A POOL. MY STORY!)

"I was trying to enjoy myself but I felt like I wasn't wanted, Kikyo kept putting up her hand but I couldn't tell cause it got all blurry she could have been waving or giving me the victory sign or a thumbs up or like this," Hold up the middle finger, "Ohhh" Kagome looked down sad.

"Kikyo I want to apologize." Kagome said entering the pool.

"You can apologize by shut the BEEP up."

"I don't blame you for being mad Kikyo, after all you people do have terrible tempers."

"Oh this is one messed up apology and the bitch just kept on going…"

"And it must be so frustrating that you're not as buoyant as other people."

"And going."

"Heck two separate water fountains mean shorter lines for everyone"

"And they she said something that explained it all."

"And grandpa always makes us cut up those plastic 6-pack holders so they wont get into your blowholes. Grandpa is so wise."

" Blowholes, Did you hear that Fan fictioners blowholes, oh man I can't be mad at Kagome she's just an idiot who's been listening to her racist Grandpa for way too long its not her fault."

"Girl Kikyo is going to teach you how to open up your mind and your mouth."

"OH MY GOD!" says the guys (I can finally use my song!)

Kagome: What is this think in my mouth. Its slippery and its slimy. Traveling down my slender, virgin, pink oesophagus some black chicks tongue. Its such a new sensation.

Miruko is taping it, and Sesshomaru is reading Cosmo.

Kikyo: I got a mayonnaise mama on my licking hole and we've only just begun.

Kagome: Its really quite trilling.

Kikyo: That's right now you'll know.

Kagome: I think I taste a filling.

Kikyo: and it's solid gold.

Kagome: I never dreamed I would be so willing to let myself go.

Kikyo: Tell me about it I'm totally frenching a racist hoe.

Kagome: This black chicks tongue what a wonderful feeling.

Kikyo: Dam where this bitch get her earrings.

Kikyo + Kagome: I've never had so much fun as with this black chicks tongue!

Miruko: How cool is this we've only been here a day and I've already found myself in a three way…

NEXT MORNING

"How was your night Kagome." Sango asked.

"It was Magical."

"You think what happened last night was magical, I mean it would be magical if you were violated by a magician."

"See I haven't really got a big part so instead of being the demon slayer I can definitely be the BITCH!" Sango yells.

Sango hugs Kagome "Its not your fault… well not completely."

IN THE LIVING ROOM

"I WAS VIOLATED I WANT KIKYO GONE!" Kagome yells to the producers.

Mumble Mumble

"I don't know if a tequila brunch would help I guess it's worth a try."

They start pouring shots of tequila, and everything happens again only with Mexican hats.

"THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA I WAS VIOLATED AGAIN!" Kagome yells to the producers. "I WANT KIKYO GONE!"

IN KIKYO'S ROOM

"You got to be shitting me you saying she claims I violated her! I never met anybody you didn't want to kiss Kikyo except maybe papa…"

"And now the producers are asking us to vote" Says Sango.

"SAY WHAT!"

"On weather or not we feel safe keeping you in the house."

"SAY WHAT!"

"This is some F'ed up S I was so mad I was suck like this for three hours." Kikyo has her index finger up waving it back and fourth.

"You know this vote is total crap, she was totally into it, you saw us tongue banging"

"Sorry if I vote you out now I am one step closer to the million dollars." Says Naraku.

"Million dollars? You know this isn't one of them shows right? There are no prizes but a pay check."

"Ahh Silly Kikyo, She'll never win the million dollars with that attitude." Said Naraku.

"Sorry babe gotta do what you gotta do I'm working the angles."

"Fine vote me off, they'll just get some other minority to replace me most likely a Mexican I hope you like beans and illegal relatives hiding in your drawers ass hole!" Kikyo walks off.

"So Then they vote Kikyo off and replace her with some white bitch." Leanne Says.

"That was umm some story." Dave said.

"Mine was so much more interesting you have no idea what I cut."

"Which Was?"

CUT OUT SCENES THAT DIDN"T FIT!

"Was it just me or was Kagome looking for attention all night?" Inuyasha says

"Check out my Nipple ring Inuyasha," Kagome shows her breasts.

"Your standing under the missile toe." Kagome shows her breast again.

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I"LL CUT MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!" Kagome yells under a guillotine cutter while Inuyasha watchs Tv, he only turns the channel and she cuts it off stands up and shows her breast while Jaken poops inside her head.

Kagome is crying in her room.

Meowww Meowww Kilala

(Is Time for first battle!)

"Don't worry Kilala things will be so much better once we kick that mean Kikyo off." Picks Kilala up and pets her.

Meowww meow meeeoww meow

(Say Kilala three times to accept challenge)

"Really Kilala (1), I've never thought of it that way."

"Could that thing be right, was my grandfather actually a racist bastard and was I really sounding like him."

"But Kilala, my grandfather has always taught me…"

Meoww meowww meeeooow meeowww

(Say Kilala one more time then I will kill you slowly)

"Well that is true I did come here to experience new things, so I really should keep a open mind."

Meowww meowwww meow meeeeeeoow meow meow

(I demand you accept my challenge. Say my name Bitch!)

"Thanks little friend now I need to stop this vote." Kagome leaves.

MEOW MEEOW MEOOWWW MEEOOOWWWWWW

(Wait, NO! SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME AND BATTLE)

Miruko Enters, "Get off the bed Kilala."

Meow meow meow meow

(That'll do pervert that'll do)

Kilala grows huge and starts to slice Miruko.

"WHAT THE FUC…."

"I can see why that was cut." Dave Says

"One more!"

Kagome enters her room seeing Shippo waving a Dildo.

"Where did you get that Shippo?"

"It was under the bed."

"You know your suppose to stab holes with it."

"What holes?"

"Like this one." Points to her…

"ALRIGHT WERE DONE!" Dave Yells

"Wait I swear it isn't bad."

"NO THIS ONES DONE!"

Whats so wrong about him ramming it into a mouse hole?

Kazer dragon: That took a long time. I hope it made you laugh it should be the last one. Man If I wrote Inuyasha just think of all the adventures they would have… I'm getting a new idea for a mini series! Longest one yet! Now I'm going to bed cause I'm sick and I have school!