Kazer Dragon: Sniff… thanks Nicole I feel so good now… but you know I like the rude reviews too! It makes me want to write more! Cause then it just annoys them. Well I mightas post this today cause I just installed a new CD-RW into my computer and now I'm downloading some program. Anyway I don't own Inuyasha but if I did he would be a muffin!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
Inuyasha Muffins!
Its an retirement village and out of the freezer comes a muffin the person carries it places it on the tray with a another muffin…
"Hey Hi there I'm Kagome the chocolate chip muffin!" Says Kagome
"Who dares wake me up from my sleep!"
"I do I just wanna talk I was justed baked!"
"Oh I'm Inuysaha the Carrot muffin! I'm going to be the most powerful muffin in the world!"
"Why would you like that?" Asked Kagome.
"Cause Naraku killed my love Kikyo say you look just like her."
"Really? How long have you been in the freezer?"
"10 of the most horrible hours of my life!" Inuyasha shudders muffin style and loses some crumbs.
"I've never heard of someone being in the freezer for 10 hours! Who is this Naraku guy?"
"He's the evil mould he kills muffins like crazy then absorbs them into his body to make himself strong!"
Gasp from Kagome. "How can he do that? How do you plan to fight him?"
"With this." He loses more crumbs to reveal a huge piece of carrot.
"How can it be so big?"
In the distance you hear "Its getting hot in here…so hot take off all your flour!"
A banana muffin and a little bran muffin is placed on the same plate.
"Hi I'm Shippo the bran muffin my father was killed by this huge toothless man."
"Well if I ever see him I'll get him!" Says Kagome.
"He's right behind you!" Says Inuyasha.
A huge man with no teeth reach for Shippo
"Yummy bran I need my Fibre almost as good as prunes!"
"No you don't" Kagome shakes off a chocolate chip and it lands on his arm.
"AHH I'm allergic…" Falls on the floor with his eyes rolled back.
"Nice shot now I'll be your friend forever and ever!" Shippo yells.
"Mmmm those chocolate chips look sweet can I take a taste?"
"Don't you dare touch her!" Inuyasha shakes and looses some more crumbs.
"Sorry didn't know you were an item I'm Miruko the banana muffin. Sure you don't want to shake on my banana's my little chocolate chip?"
"No thanks I'm Kagome." She looks at Inuyasha. "He's Inuyasha."
A person places a muffin on the table that was in the trash.
"Kikyo!" Inuyasha yells at the half eaten chocolate chip muffin while it being is put down.
"Join me Inuyasha we can die together!" Kikyo says.
"I must avenge you first…"
"You will fail and join me in hell…" Someone grabs Kikyo.
"KIKYO!"
"Forget her look at that one." Says Shippo pointing at Table 4.
Everyone ate every muffin at the table but one. Some one picked it up and placed it on the plate.
" I'm Sango the Raisin muffin. This is my good friend Kilala the cat shrink dink. Only she gets bigger when exposed to heat, were all that's left of table 4" Kilala meows. "My brother betrayed us all!"
"Say can I ask you something?" Asks Miruko winking.
"Sure what is it?" Sango replies.
"Are those Raisins sun dried or the ones you get in bulk?"
"Their farmer's market."
"No wonder they're bigger than normal." Miruko gets hit with a flying raisin. "Well if it makes you feel better Naraku cursed my family, he put spores into our batter not we have a whole in us!"
"Yes and I'll do the same to all of you!" Naraku laughs evilly.
"Oh no you won't!" Inuyasha yells and falls on Naraku.
"Damn you Inuyasha I'll be back!" Naraku flies away like mould.
Someone picks Inuyasha back up.
"What will be our next muffin adventure?" Asks Kagome.
Kazer Dragon: Only I know I hope you liked my Inuyasha Summary on the first season acted out as muffins! Next chapter Sess. and Kouga enter and Kagome gets kidnapped! How will their muffin powers help them! See you next time!
Eric: Leanne you got to stop smoking crack
Leanne: I don't just cause I think the Easter bunny is a bunny dragon!
Eric: No one likes demon eggs…
Leanne: I would come on a Bunny Dragon lays eggs and it can fly from house to house.
Eric: …No Leanne that's just wrong!
Leanne: I'll show you in my next fan fiction how the Easter bunny was really made.
REIVEW AND HELP ME PROVE ERIC WRONG THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS A BUNNY DRAGON!