Kazer Dragon: I'm so angry with people doing these so-called funny things but them not being funny! At least mine are scary and weird and sometimes funny, plus you don't have to watch the show to read them. So I'll show you how its done Leanne style!

Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.

Things they wouldn't say (Leanne Style!)

Sesshomaru

"Man I wish Jaken would leave so I can have Rin to have sex with me and pose in those cute little outfits, like the leather one, God that makes me so hot."

"So… you follow Kouga right? How about you follow me into my ass! No I'm not going to kill you, all you have to do is oil up, put on some straps, many some whipped cream all over you body I bet you got some huge sexy muscles… then dance while your naked and shake that nice firm ass you got from running yesss that tight muscled ass I've got a whip… Hey where are you going!"

Looks at his sword. "It doesn't cut, I wonder what would happen if I put it up my… OH YAH THANK YOU DADDY!"

Watches Inuyasha's group. "Miruko why don't you come over here and feel my ass?"

"I love human kids, especially in the pants!"

"Inbreeding isn't so bad Inuyasha."

"Jaken I'm replacing you with Pepito the Spanish sex midget now get out…Wait first give me my dild… I mean the two- headed staff."

Inuyasha

"Say Kagome lets so fuck over there in the trees."

"Miruko how come you never try to feel up my ass?"

"Hey Kagome I got a new sword to show you, I just oiled it."

"Hey Kagome can you get a stick over there… no not that one, one lower their dryer… ohhh yeah that's the one." Looks at her ass.

"How come humans don't dress as sexy as demons? I mean demons have barely any clothes at all. Kagome why are angry? Hey come on, I can look I've never touched!"

Kagome

When she is pulled down the well by the demon in the first episode. "Oh boy I hope she feels me up, come on give me a little squeeze."

"Hey Inuyasha I'm going to go bathe, over there where no one can see or hear me, I hope some big strong demon doesn't take my innocence away."

"Say Naraku, how about we fool around for a shard or two whatdoya stay?"

"Why do demons always take me, they could at least rape me or something, maybe they are all gay that's why they only want Inyasha, I bet they just want to ram him and use his sword for kinky sex! I'd think they'd want a girl wearing a short skirt but nooo."

Miruko

"Hey Sango, how about I suck on your hole?"

"Sango how about we make some babies? Together we can repopulate your village."

"Hey Inuyasha nice ass! How about you hump me like a dog."

"mmm…Mangina!"

"You know you're an ugly bitch, seriously. If you were a women I'd beat you. I mean not even a vibrator would enter that vigina. If you suck a carrot up there I bet it would rot. Ever consider a eating disorder?" He's talking to a striper.

"Would you ever consider lipo suction?" he asks Sango.

Shippo

"mmm Panties!"

"Kagome? Can you teach me to use my little man?"

"Did you cast fox fire in your pants Inuyasha?"

"Hey everyone I humped a dog!"

"Hey everyone I humped Leanne but then she beat me and used me for salve labour and made me sew her 10 000 sets of shoes to sell to the NBA and made my fingers bleed then these salve kids from China came over and transformed into some huge fighting robot Chinese kids and then started destroying the shoes then she offered me honour and I killed it then we took the kids and tied them to the feet of the NBA and made millions of dollars then Leanne spent it all on anime!" Shows a paper hat. "I got my honour in hat form!" Says honour on it.

Kilala

Meow meow meow meoooww meoooow.

(How come the producers didn't make me talk.)

Hiss hiss hisssssss grrrrrrrrrr his hissss

(If they can make these weak fucking demons talk why not me.)

grrrrrr meow hisss meow grrr rawww

(When I get my pay I'm so going to kill them all.)

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

("THEY WILL MEET MY PIKACHU CHAINSAW ARMY!")

MEOWWWHAHAHAHA

MYOGA

"Yummy Period blood!"

"Hey girls I can suck a lot!"

"Oh boy I love dried blood."

"Oh no I think that guy had STD's, OH NO AIDS!"

"AHHH don't crush me." He's between Inuyasha's fingers. "Can't breath, dieing, let go need air, I hope you drown in fire you bastard!"

Kazer Dragon: More later with the bad guys! See that's how you do it right. Did you know that this fan fiction was going to be a series? That it was going to have a plot related to Inuyasha…Wow I wonder sometimes if I smoked pot when I wrote some of this.