Kazer Dragon: GOOD GOLLY MOLLY! I got an idea, an idea so crazy that when I put it together you will…do something! I don't own Inuyasha but if I did these would happen…
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES WEEK 1
DAY 1
"Kagome its time to go… what are you people doing?" Inuyasha asks walking into the girl's side of the hut.
"Ohhh, I'm singin' in the porridge, I'm singin' in the porridge, I'm singin' in the POOORRIDGE, and I'm wearing no pants!" Kagome has a banjo over her privates and is in a tub full of porridge.
"HA! Are there any FOOLS that wish to challenge me to a motorized Squirrel race?" Asks Shippo on a motorized Squirrel car.
"There's only enough peanut butter for the front part of my body!" Said Sango covered in Peanut butter.
"THANK GOD! OH MY…" Inuyasha holds Miruko back from running in.
"What the?" Inuyasha asks.
DAY 2Kagome lying in a bed. You hear Lick lick. She wakes up and…
"Ahhh, I-iuyasha? W-what are you doing?" Lick Lick "HAHAHAHAAH ah Oh my." Lick lickkk lick lick "C'mon Inuyasha cut that out eeek heehee giggle." Lick lick
Inuyasha is holding a puppy licking her feet. YOU SICKO! I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.
DAY 3"Sigh I'm so freakin bored." Says Sango.
"So take off your clothes." Kagome says.
"Umm Excuse me?" Sango asks.
"You said you were bored." Kagome winks.
"So to alleviate my boredom. I should strip naked? Makes sense to me!"
"Yah you guys are always torching us by only showing particle nudity take it off!" Yells Miruko.
"RIGHT TIME TO STRIP!" Yells Sango.
"WOOHO!" Yells Kagome!
Sango blushes and slowly starts to pull off her shorts…
"What the hell are you doing girl! Just strip already!" Yells Miruko.
Sango gets angry. "For your information Miruko…some people get turned on when the striper seems to be virgin…"
"BWA HA HA YOU A VIRGIN!" Miruko cuts in laughing.
"It's not that farfetched!" Yells Sango.
"Oh. Come on now… when did you lose it anyway? When you were twelve thirteen?" Asks Kagome.
"Look, you could continue making fun of me. Or you can shut up and let me take my clothes off… then we can invite a dozen well-endowed guys and being to partake in a booze-filled orgy that everyone will enjoy." Sango says.
"Ohhh, why didn't you say so I'll be quiet!" Miruko says getting a chair.
ONE ORGY LATER"That was fun." Sango says.
"Sure was." Miruko says.
"Yeah that was the best orgy ever!" Leanne says.
"Who the fuck are you?" Inuyasha asks.
"I'm Leanne the writer see I need a 3rd girl for my story and well here I am, I needed to have a girl with big breasts and Nicole said she was against sex scenes so here I am."
"So this is going to have a plot?" Asks Shippo on a pile of Panties.
"Yup, even though right now it doesn't seem like it, it is going to be full of adventures that if they ever did on the show they'd get sued by every parent in the world!" Leanne is a flying demon with wings like an angle. "So… yeah lets all have another orgy and start a crazy adventure tomorrow."
DAY 4Everyone is sitting at a lemonade stand.
"So what's this about I thought it was suppose to be about wacky adventures?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Well I've only got 25 reviews and I need more or else I'll stop posting so where selling lemonade for 1$ but no one seems to be buying."
"Maybe if you striped Leanne they would buy some." Says Miruko.
"Yeah then I'll do some jumping jacks and pour lemonade on me."
"You just did that Leanne, and you striped at some grandma's house too."(That did happen I did strip at my friends grandma's place BTW). Says Shippo.
"Well, have some lemonade."
"Thanks."
….
DAY 5"Wow that's so cool Leanne." Inuyasha says to Leanne.
"What's so cool?" Asks Kagome.
"Oh, I was just showing Inuyasha my special ability to instantly switch my look from normal to really sexy. Watch." Leanne is wearing a baggy t-shirt and shorts. "Normal." Ping. "Sexy!" The shirt turns tight and the shorts become too short "See?"
"ohhh I wanna try it." Kagome pings. But ends up an ugly monster with a huge head and fish eyes for eyes. "How was that?"
"Never again Kagome." Inyasha says on the floor.
DAY 6"Hey, Sango." Kagome asks.
"Yeah?"
"Do you remember that time… when you said…"
"It's lunch time… I made us some chicken sandwiches."
"Then I said…"
"Cool, I'm starved."
"…And then…"
They are sitting under a tree. "Yummy" "Thank you""…Do you remember?"
"Yeah that was an hour ago." Sango says.
"Ahh… if I could return to that time… when we were young at heart, and eating chicken sandwiches."
"Kagome that's the eighth time you've remembered that knock it off." Said Leanne Reading a sex book.
DAY 7"I so happy you came…I have something to say…something that might surprise you. After all we've been best friends since childhood. All that time I believed I could live with us just being friends…
But I was fooling myself
I..
I lov…
I LOVE YOU I always have! And I need to know if you love me too!"
"Leanne?"
"Yes Inuyasha."
"Why are you talking to that billiard ball?"
Wind sounds
"Wasn't this supposed to have a plot?" Asks Inuyasha.
"It does I'm introducing the people into important facts."
"That we're sex crazed and your making us naked and in the oddest situations?"
"No that's just me trying to be funny, look the next one will have a crazy adventure…"
Kazer Dragon: Yes it will have a plot! Well I'm going back to the tractor to think about the next day of Leanne's Inuyasha Adventures… Name in progress.
REVIEW PLEASE AND GIVE ME A KOOKY IDEA! OR ANYTHING!