Kazer Dragon: Remember when you read this… that anything can happen. Its only silly, that's it, so turn off your brain and enjoy! I don't own Inuyasha you better thank your lucky starts that I don't!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES WEEK 2
DAY 8
"This is it." Pulls on a long glove.
"Finally my time has come." Pulls on a skirt.
"I will do the impossible." Ties up a small top.
"HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE SERIES!" Yells Leanne on stage.
"Take it off!" Yells someone in the back.
"WELL ARE YOU READY!"
"For what?" Asks Inuyasha.
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"You know… stuff." Leanne replies.
"Ahh."
LATER THAT DAY (Well its really morning)"Hey Kagome notice anything different about me?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Is it the outfit made out of live hedgehogs?"
"What? Nooo, stupid! I got a hair cut!" Has a Hedgehog on his head and A big one on this chest covering privates!
"Of course."
"What's cool is, they let me keep all the hair they cut off!"
"Huh? But you just got a trim right? I thought they only did that if they cut off a lot…"
Inuyasha dumps a bag of hair the fills the entire hut.
Leanne jumps out and says, "HAIR FIGHT!"
Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif, Fwif (They are throwing hair at each other I don't know what sound hair makes when you throw it.)
5 minutes later
"Did you three have a hair fight?" Asks Sango when she sees Kagome and Inuyasha coughing up hairballs and Leanne eating grass.
DAY 9
"Say anyone seen Inuyasha?" Asks Kagome.
Sango, Miruko and Shippo are playing Sorry.
"He's in Leanne's hut." Says Sango.
"They've been locked in there for the past four hours." Miruko says jumping Shippo's piece.
"Ah… I see… Inuyasha has been…
LOCKED IN A HUT WITH LEANNE FOR THE PAST FOUR HOURS!" Kagome Yells.
"That's what we said." Says Shippo.
Kagome runs to Leanne's hut and…
"I must say you were PRETTY good! Practice often and you'll have it down in no time." Say Leanne coming out of her hut with Inuyasha and they're both sweaty and Leanne only has a bra on.
WHUMP Kagome Faints.
30 minutes later
"What were you doing with Inuyasha in your hut Leanne!" Kagome asks angrily!
"Aww… I can't say its too embarrassing…"
"Leanne… TELL me you weren't doing… THAT!" Kagome asks.
"Well…" Leanne Blushes. "I'm sorry I'm afraid we were…"
Kagome cracks in anime style.
"Teaching each other dirty words in different era's" Leanne Smiles.
Kagome is seething in anger.
"…But if you mind that much we won't… Kagome? What's wrong? Did you think it was something el-URK!"
Kagome Bashes Leanne on the head with a huge log! "YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE!"
"Wait a minute… If that's all you did, how come you two looked a little worn out when you left the hut?" Kagome asked.
"I'll fill this one. It's because we spent the last ten minutes having wild sex." Inuyasha says winking.
WHUMP Kagome faints again!
"Actually, we were just jumping on the bed." Inuyasha says. "You'll believe anything I say won't you?"
DAY 10Leanne and Kagome are sitting at a table drinking fruit juice.
Kagome is yelling at Leanne.
Leanne sips her drink and makes a sarcastic remark.
Kagome slams her hand on the table and Leanne says something.
Kagome slaps Leanne.
Leanne tackles Kagome knocking down the table.
They're both punching each other.
"What's going on?" Asks Kaede.
"Oh it looks like Kagome and Leanne had another one of their arguments." Says Sango.
"I wish they would have pulled more off…"Says Miruko him and Inuyasha are drooling.
"They do this every day." Says Sango.
"I'm sorry." Says Leanne.
"M' sorry." Says Kagome.
"Was my fault I overreacted."
"I didn't consider your feelings."
"It okay. I'm fine now."
"Me too"
"More fruit juice?"
" 'Kay"
DAY 11"Hey Sango,"
"Yeah Leanne."
"I think I located the rubber orange…"
"THAT'S IT I WISH TO COMPLAIN!" A woman that's pudgy, beehive haired and butterfly glasses shows up.
"This Fan Fiction is insulting to women! It depicts them as sleazy weirdoes, social rejects and airheads! It's infuriating! And the character's looks like stereotypes! Just a bunch of busty, anorexic BARBIE dolls!"
"Ok we could start featuring pudgy, beehive haired ladies with butterfly glasses that constantly complain." Says Leanne as her and Sango walk away.
"OHHH! THAT WOULD REALLY PISS ME OFF!"
DAY 12"Ohhh Sango"
"Yes Leanne"
"I think I've located…"
"ARG I'M ANGRY! ARRRRGGGG…"
"Not again!"
"THIS FAN FICTION MAKES LESBIANS LOOK BAD!" Says an ugly Lesbian.
"It does?" Asks Sango.
Leanne sighs. "I guess we should get to the bottom of this…"
"I'm straight." Says Sango.
"I'm Bisexual everyone knows that (NOT IN REAL LIFE I'M STRAIGHT!)… So I doubt it's my fault…That must be…"
"KAGOME!" They both point at Kagome.
"Yes." Kagome enters the room.
"STOP MAKING LESBIANS LOOK BAD!" Leanne Yells and Kagome blinks.
"There, it always feels nice to keep people happy…Say where's the protester?" Asks Leanne
"I shot her out of a cannon!" Says Sango.
"Wait I'm not a…."
DAY 13 (Being the writer rocks!)"Ohhh Sango darling."
"Yes Leanne."
"I think I found the big orange…"
"THAT'S IT I CAN REMAIN SLIENT NO LONGER!" Says a woman with spiky hair. "I AM A CIRITIC AND I MUST COMPLAIN!"
"Oh fer the love of…" Leanne falls down anime style with Sango.
"LEANNE is BIG BUSTED! And she's unlikeable! She's unlikeable because she's BIG BUSTED! AND THIS FAN FICTION ISN"T FUNNY… Because Leanne's unlikeable and BIG BUSTED! And Leanne is only words. Leanne is a WORD CHARATER!"
"Umm excuse me but… how can I be big busted and only words?"
Kilala talks in cat language. (We wish to apologize profusely for that horrible joke. We would also like to apologize for cutting into this day so we could apologize for that joke. We now return you to the excitement already in progress.)
"How come all fan fiction can't be nice anyway." Says a very beat up Critic.
"Bah, I have no time to waste on you! I have to go fight the evil negaverse." Says Leanne in a sailor moon outfit.
"Your confusing yourself with sailor moon again!" Points out Sango.
"Now lets go rap Yu-Gi-Oh!" Leanne Yells.
DAY 14"Heather… I mean Kagome!" Yells Leanne in a leather suit.
"What is it your honour?"
"I think…I…"
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…
"You know I don't even remember what we were doing." Leanne says.
"Neither do I." Kagome adds.
…
"I guess we'll have to cancel it then…" Kagome says.
"Yeah…what a pity I was really looking forward to it…"
"GIRLS THE POPE GAVE HIS APPROVEAL…" Sango rides in on a motorized squirrel.
"Sorry, Sango we're not doing it now." Leanne Says.
"Aww then what am I going to do with all this tartar sauce then?" Asks Sango holding up two cans of tartar sauce.
"We can still use it if you know what I mean…" Leanne Winks…
Kazer Dragon: One more week done! Review please! I seriously don't know where I'm going with this…