Kazer Dragon: Alright between me getting a PS2 for my birthday and running over a fire hydrant (Well backed). I've just played video games for 6 hours so I've decided to post a new crazy chapter!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
INUMANJI"Hi, I'm Inuyasha and for a while people have been reading this Fan Fiction. Leanne wanted me to clear some things up before you read this short Fan Fiction. This Fan fiction does NOT, and never will fit into the main continuity of the Inuyasha show. So sit, back, relax and remember that anything can happen in a story that doesn't carry over and consequences." At that point a fairy came and changed Inuyasha into a female cat thing.
Miruko is walking down a road in a village. And runs into a traveling shop keep that looks evil.
"This looks like a good enough place to look for a toothbrush." Miruko pokes the old man. "Excuse me I'm looking for a toothbrush do you sell any here?"
"Yes I do, but it will transform your teeth and jaw with every use." Says an elf like old man.
"Sounds pricey. I'll pass."
"Wait I have other products you might like though young one."
"Like what?"
"Well, for example we have shrink soda, female cola, and furry juice."
"You have my attention."
Miruko looks around. "Hey shop monster! What's this?"
"Oh that it's a game…An evil cursed game that reshapes reality as you play, and cannot end until there is a winner! Doom and terror shall befall all those who play the cursed game!" The old man looks scary
"Why would you sell something like this?"
"I'm a greedy bastard!"
Later that dayInuyasha jump's through Kagome's window at home.
"What's the rush Inuyasha?" Kagome asked panting a picture for art class.
"Miruko bought some evil cursed game that sounds like a parody of a popular book/Robin Williams movie. You wanna play?"
"Why would I want to play something like that?"
"Because it sounds like crazy fun?" Inuyasha pouts. "Besides, this is all taking place out side the continuity; nothing that happens in this story will matter afterwards."
"If that's true, wouldn't my time be better spent stalking hunky movie stars?"
"No. Play the evil game."
So Kagome went back to play the evil game in a hut.
"Ok, who wants to read the rules for everyone?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Bah! Rules are for squares and shrubberies they are! We have dice! We have little wooden dudes! We have cards and a board! We have no need for rules!" Yells Miruko. "Although I'm curious about these cards…" Miruko picks one up. "Read the rules or and owl will eat you?"
"WOOT!" A huge owl appears out of nowhere.
"I'M READING I'M READING!"
AFTER THE RULES HAVE BEEN READ"I landed on a space that says card." Inuyasha says.
"Oh so draw a card Inuyasha." Kagome says.
"Your fate lies in your associate, transform your clothes and body to match whatever the player to your left pictures in their mind" Inuyasha reads the card.
Inuyasha transforms into a blonde girl half demon with short shorts and a small T-shirt. "YES"
"YOUR HAPPY ABOUT THIS!" Kagome yells.
"Miruko's to my left so I got off easy!"
"I CHOKED!"
Kagome rolls. Picks up a card. "You have tripped on the yarn of cute fate. Transform into a kitten?"
"Neat!" Says Sango.
"YES Cat girl Kagome!" Miruko cheers.
They look down
"Or just a weird looking cat Kagome?" Miruko says disappointed.
"Meow" Says Kagome a kitten with Kagome's hair.
SNATCH!
"KITTY!" Sango grabs Kagome.
"OK my turn!" Sango rolls and picks up a card, "Haiku's are the Gods art make one up or turn into a mite?" Sango thinks.
"My hearts beats slowly
Never before have a seen
Puppies ride rainbows"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Miruko yells.
"A poem your turn Inuyasha!"
"Ok, I take the lead and draw a card." Inuyasha begins to read. "You munch upon the bone of doom. Turn into a dog like humanoid." Poof. "HEY NO FAIR! Maybe this game isn't as evil as you thought it would be Miruko?"
"OR MAYBE I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH A $&$&ING HALF DEMON BEFORE!" Yells the game. "Sigh I guess I'll just have to mess with your minds more than your bodies…"
"I'm afraid to roll now…" Miruko crys. "Look game, I paid five bucks for you, so this card I'm drawing better be amazingly awesome!" He reads it. "The Gods need to get out more! All the women in the room are overwhelmingly attracted to one another and must cuddle until this card is somehow cancelled. the turns order is reversed."
Sleepy-little-ninja-cuddle-attack
Inuyasha and Sango cuddle. "BEST. CARD. EVER!" Yells Miruko!
"The Gods are pleased due to saving hundreds on car insurance! You may cancel one previous physical transformation." Inuyasha Reads.
"MEOW!"
"What is it? Kagome? Is something wrong?"
"MEOW MEOW!"
"Oh I think I know what you want! I cancel my transformation!"
"MEOW!" Cat Kagome has a stunned look on her face.
"There, now Sango and I don't have to cuddle! …Kagome?"
Cat Kagome fell down anime style.
Kagome paws at the dice. "MEOW" Rolls it after about five mintues. Nudges her piece.
"This is both cute and frustratingly slow." Sango says.
"Meow, meow, meow. (The gods are sick of your slow turns; return to your previous form.)"
"YES I'm HUMAN AGAIN! I'M HUMAN AGAIN! I'm…" Kagome starts cuddling with Sango.
"BEST. CARD. EVER!" Miruko yells again.
"This better not be in the continuity!" Kagome says.
Sango rolls and picks up a card. "An earthquake shakes you to your very soul! Everyone switch bodies with someone else at random."
EARTHQUAKE!
"Oh, this REALLY better not be in the continuity!" Yells Kagome in Miruko's body!
"Ok I'm Sango in Inuyasha's body, so I'm cute but beefy. You?" Pointes to Miruko.
"Kagome!"
"I'm Inuyasha in Sango's body."
"And I'm Miruko in Kagome, this should be fun! Now I can play with my own set of breasts!"
"TOUCH THEM AND GET SHOT WITH AN ARROW WHEN THIS IS OVER!"
"Ok then, according to the rules, its Kagome's turn to go now." Says Sango in Inuyasha body.
"You me mean?" Asks Miruko in Kagome's body.
"I'M THE ONLY KAGOME!" Yells Kagome Miruko. "Do you two have to cuddle so closely?"
"We can't help it." Inuyasha in Sango's body.
"You know what the best card ever did." Miruko in Kagome's body replied.
"Oh yeah well if the gods are anything like you Miruko then I know exactly how to cancel that stupid card!" Kagome Miruko turns and kisses Sango Inuyasha.
"THE LIBIDO OF THE GODS HAS BEEN TOTALLY ANNIHILATED THE BEST CARD EVER HAS BEEN CANCELED!" Says the game.
"I figured they would have double standards!" Everyone looks at Kagome Miruko in shock! "Well I suppose this game will think twice before picking on me now!" Pulls a card. "The Gods are enraged by your sneakiness! Become an attractive female."
"HAHA YOUR TRUMP CARD IS NO MORE! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?"
"YES I'M A WOMEN AGAIN!"
"#$&$"
As the play continued, the game tried and tried again to upset Kagome, though it could not succeed. The games ingenuity diminished, and it resorted to rather basic tactics. The game enjoyed tormenting Kagome, who was least comfortable with it. Now it could not do so, and was losing it's will to be truly cruel and creative… though it still managed to come up with some pretty weird stuff.
"YES I WON THE GAME! NOW ALL THE TRANSFORMATIONS WILL BE UNDONE!" Yells Kagome in Miruko's body.
"INDEED IT DOES"
"Am I crazy or are we still switched?" Asks Inuyasha in Sango's body.
"Were still switched." Kagome in Miruko body said sadly.
"Kagome's butt hurts!" Says Miruko in Kagome's body.
"OK GAME WHATS THE DEAL! I WON THE GAME HOW COME I'M STILL IN MIRUKO'S BODY!"
"WINNING UNDUES ALL OF THE TRANSFORMATIONS YES, BUT BODY SWAPPING IS NOT A TRANSFORMATION! YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY AGAIN IF YOU WANT TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO YOUR OWN BODIES!"
"Should we play again?" Asks Sango in Inuyasha's body.
"AND find out what other loop holes the game can come up with? Forget it!Besides the Simpsons is on"
"Sweet." Says Miruko in Kagome's body.
"…What an odd group…"
Kazer Dragon: A new THE SERIES will be posted soon but this one I thought was funny, in fact it took a long time to plan out. Anyway I'll see you! Oh BTW Ryuchan Where babies come from has been covered in other episodes but I'll try to come up with something freaky, and I mean it will be scary beyond all reason!