Kazer Dragon: Tired, so very, very tried. Ahh coca-cola and cookies my wake up pills. I've got my G2 test on Wednesday so wish me luck!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
00InuyashaInuyasha is at Kagome's house, its late night and the phone starts to ring.
RING RING.
Damn era inventions. Inuyasha thinks and knocks the phone off the table.
"Mr. Inuyasha?" Asks a voice on the phone.
Inuyasha picks it up. "Ummm I'm Inuyasha who's this?"
"I'm part of a secret organization and we saw you beat up the bugler the other day, and we'd like to have your help."
"Well…" Kagome says she's going to stay home awhile maybe I can have some fun! "Sure where do you want to meet."
"On the corner of first and first street and bring an appetizer."
"I don't have an appetizer."
You here whispering in the background of the phone. "Well what do you have?"
"Ahh…" Inuyasha looks around the house. "I have a, …a phone book!"
You here whispering on the phone again. "That would be fine."
So Inuyasha goes to the corner of First and First Street.
A limo pulls up and opens a door at Inuyasha.
"Your door opened, I don't think that's safe let me close it for you…Eck." Inuyasha goes to close the door and gets pulled in.
"Who are you?" Asks Inuyasha.
"I'm Neil. I'm the leader of an organization called, misunderstood video game character's and mass murderers. Or MVG."
"What about the mass murderers?" Asks Inuyasha.
"We don't like to brag."
"Ahhh… why did you abduct me?"
"We didn't abduct you."
"So you pulled me into a limo off the street and were going somewhere which I've never agreed too, sounds like kidnapping to me."
"Were here to take you to our secret base."
The driver's window pulls down the people driving the car are Mario and Luigi.
"Where to Mr. Neil?" Asks Mario.
"To the you-know-what at the you-know-where."
"Okie dokie. You want to stop for pasta on the way?" Mario asks.
"Everyone's sick of pasta I want something new… like, like Chinese food." Luigi argues.
"You crazy, crazy!" Mario starts waving his fists at Luigi.
"Watch the road Mario!" Yells Neil.
Meowww, screeeech, bang, pow the car starts banging around.
"Don't worry it was only a cat." Mario says.
"Just get to HQ." Neil says.
"That was unnecessary." Inuyasha says.
AT HQ IT LOOKS LIKE PRINCESS PEACHS CASTLE!"So what should we do first…" Neil looks around.
"So many Mushrooms…" Inuyasha looks at all the toad secretaries.
"Maybe I should explain some things, video game character's all real but we make people think there fake so that when they go to save the day no one thinks that creatures have special powers." Neil says then looks at Inuyasha. "HEY!"
Inuyasha wasn't listen but talking to fighter from Final Fantasy.
"So you like swords?" Asks Fighter.
"OH yeah I love the shinny ones." Inuyasha replies.
"I like big ones that are sharp, you know what else is cool?"
"No what?"
"The ones that kill things."
"Awesome…" Inuyasha starts to drool.
"Swords make my jeans get all wet."
"You get creamy? I know sometimes my little man gets up when I caress a new long, hard blade."
"No, my jeans get wet cause of blood!"
"Ahem." Neil coughs. "We have places to go."
They walk down the halls.
"This is Professor $1.99." Neil says.
"Why is he called that?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Well he once built a atomic bomb with only a can of air fresher, a coke can and a crayon from WacDonald's."
They enter the room.
"Well we can't have you using your sword we need people to live…" Neil starts.
"So I can't paint the town red?"
"No now Pro, give him his new weapon."
"Yes yes, me and Mr. Harriepussy worked all day on it we had to use $2 on it!" Pro $1.99 says.
Inuyasha giggles. "Harriepussy?"
"Yes he's my cat. Come here baby…" A cat jumps up on the table.
"Alright can I have my weapon now?"
"Oh right here you go." Hands him a gun.
"Sweetttt…" Inuyasha starts pointing it at things.
"Now be careful, it's very powerful…"Pro starts.
Inuyasha shoots it and the whole lab goes up in a pink cloud.
When they leave Inuyasha hair is pink.
"I'm taking you to training next." Neil says.
"Nothing happened to you!" Inuyasha pouts.
"I'm impotent now."
"Oh."
"Alright here's our trainer."
"Yo dude." Says a black guy.
"How come the trainer is always black?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Do you have to question everything?"
"Yes."
"This is Ron he will be your trainer."
"Alright guy show me what you got." Ron points to a target.
Inuyasha starts shoot at everywhere but the target, he even makes a smiley face with bullets.
"Inuyasha watch AHHHHH!" Neil gets shot in the leg.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER.
Many items are on fire but he didn't hit the target and Neil is lying on the floor.
"White…mage…please…"
"Hit it once and you pass." Ron says.
"Can I use my special attack?"
"SURE JUST HIT IT!"
"WIND SCAR!"
OUTSIDE"Oh I'm a window washer, I wash windows, and I have a happy life. I'm married, with kids and just enough money to survive! To bad my bosses don't give me a raise, I'm glad I'm washing the window with my special squeegee, I hope Neil doesn't get turned on, he always looks at me in the shower and what the hell is with Sonic he keeps asking me if I go faster than the speed of sound. Link's no better playing that faire music all the time and saying he's got the best shot with his bow. And then Bowser with his 'I wonder if your harder than my spikes'…" Says the window washer. "What the? There's this huge line of white energy coming toward me." The wind scar hits him. "AHHH OH GOD ITS LIKE EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IF BURSTING!"
The whole side of the complex is destroyed.
"You pass." Ron points to the door. "Get out!"
Inuyasha walks out with Neil limping.
"How about we visit bad guys that have been caught?" Asks Neil in searing pain.
"Sure."
"That was as bad as one of Mario's parties…after dark."
Mario's Party after dark.
"Ok let's play the mini game spin the bottle, I'm the bottle and you two have to kiss." Mario points to Luigi and Wario.
They walk to the containment floor.
"Why did we have to walk down all those steps we have elevators!" Neil complains in worse pain.
"You know what happened…"
20 minutes ago
"Ok lets take the elevator… oh hey DK!" Says Neil.
"Oooo ooo ooo." Says DK.
"What was that I didn't quite get it." Asks Inuyasha.
"OOOO OOO OOO"
"You want a banana?"
"OOO OOO"
"There's one between your legs you can squeeze."
"OOO OOO OOO!" DK starts picking up barrels and throwing them.
Inuyasha slices one and 500 appears above his head. "What the fu…"
"OOO OOOOOOO!" DK starts stomping on the elevator and it falls.
At the prison cells.
"Right I remember now must be because I'm dying of blood loss." Neil says. "Now lets see here's the first one.
Its Tails.
"What the hell is a little fox doing down here."
"He was caught putting angle dust into rings and putting them all around the world."
"I DIDN"T I SWEAR!" Tails yells.
"Yeah then how come those rings make people invincible? People where landing on spikes and all they did was burst out rings! You're staying in there!" Neil says,
"I ONLY WANTED TO HELP SONIC!" Tails yells as they walk away.
"This is Boshi."
"Let me guess, was selling drugs."
"Oh oh, your such a stereotype you know that? Just cause I got sun glasses and spikes on doesn't make me a bad guy you know!" Boshi says.
"He's in here for a parking violation." Neil explains.
"Ahh what about this guy?" Inuyasha points to a toad.
"This one didn't follow regulations." Neil says.
"I like Mr. PeePee, his special cream is loved!" The toad yells.
"See Bowser raped one of our Toads, so the children started to have sex and soon after they started to have tons of kids, they were like rabbits so we made it so that as soon as one was born that the males had to get a vasectomy."
"I see…" Inuyasha says. "What about him?"
"He's Doctor light."
"He's a robot he has no feelings! He doesn't have rights!" Dr. Light screams.
"What did he do?" Asks Inuyaha.
"I raped a robot! Oh come on I made Megaman a little kid for a reason! With the adjustable arm come on!" Dr. Light says.
"Now then follow me…" Neil says.
They are in a dark room.
"So what am I doing here?" Inuyasha asks his phone book in the chair beside him.
"Well I'm here to tell you the mission you'll be going on…" Neil pulls down a screen.
"Now this is your mission…"
Kazer Dragon: There will be another episode to this one, this in an intro I know its not too funny. The next thing is a new THE SERIES then the next (Most likely last) chapter to this one.