Kazer Dragon: And now a new exciting adventure! And it will be a cliffhanger! Remember to wish me luck on my G2 tomorrow!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES
DAY 24
"Ya know, Leanne…" Starts Inuyasha. "I've just noticed something…"
Leanne is eating a cookie.
"Yesterday was the first time in a while I've seen you in an outfit with your bellybutton exposed…I mean…What's up? You just look…different…lately."
Leanne has a cookie hanging out of her month.
"Before you looked more…well…you looked like…like…"
"Like THIS?" Leanne uses her special skill to turn sexy.
"Y-YES that's it! That's it exactly!" Inuyasha points at Leanne.
"I don't know what you're talkin' about Inuyasha…I'm NOT talkin' to ya anymore, ya WEIRDO! Instead, I'm going to, UH, HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY!" Points to a guy walking down the street.
Nyeowwwwwww Leanne jump/flies over to him.
"…" Inuyasha walks away.
Day 25
"Okay, girls! Ready for our annual trip to the beach?" Asks Leanne in a bikini, with sunglasses, towel and bathing oil. "Okay, Sango… where is your swimsuit?"
"This is my swimsuit." Says Sango in a robe.
"Of course it is…Look, vampirella put on a swimsuit or ya can't come ok?"
"But I am see?" Pulls off the rode revealing a very sexy bikini. "Here…will this work?"
"Ummm…. Yeahhh…"
Leanne walks over to Kagome. "And you! Kagome where's your swimsuit?"
"Huh? Oh! Haa! I knew I forgot something!" Says Kagome with nothing on but A towel covering her privates.
"Ohhh Kagome, Kagome, Kagome…."
"Ummm… hold on… I'll go put it on a…eeeppp!" Leanne Grabs Kagome.
"No time! Lets go!"
They all hop into the motorized squirrel car.
"Wait a minute Leanne. Why is it that Kagome can come without a swimsuit and not me?" asks Sango.
" 'Cause we're in a hurry…"
"Why? The beach opens in eight hours." Sango points out.
"I know Sango! I know it may not make sense to you now, but once you're my age, it will become clear! TRUST ME!"
"Leanne…I'm three years older than…"
"WE'RE OFF!" And they take off down the road in the squirrel car.
And so, the girls set out on a journey…a journey that will CHANGE THEIR LIVES FOREVER!
"Oh it will not shut up." Says Nicole randomly appearing.
"Hmm what's this?" Inuyasha picks up a note back at the house. "Inuyasha – we're off on our annual trip to the beach! Woo! Leanne (P.s your sheets need cleaning) What the? Better make sure Miruko doesn't see this."
"I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! We're out of gas! Whose turn was it to siphon gas for us?" Asks Leanne stranded with the girls on a road.
"That would be hers." Sango points to Kagome.
"I… I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO!" Yells Kagome. "I took one end of the nozzle, put it in the car's tank and sucked on the other end… like you told me to!"
"And then you took that end and put it in our car's tank right?" Silence. "Uhh…right? Kagome?" Asks Leanne.
"I thought her breath smelled funny…" Sango says.
"Well, now this is nice! I have this place for myself! I finally get to have some time away from those annoying girls…" Inuyasha looks around. Ends up turning on the TV and watching.
"Well, Kagome… since it's basically your fault we're stranded out here. IT'S YOUR JOB TO HITCH A RIDE FOR US…KAPISHE?" Yells Leanne.
"Okay!" Kagome gets out of the squirrel car.
…
"You… uh… you do remember that she's not wearing anything right?" Asks Sango.
CRASH, CRASH, CRASH, CRA-CRASH SMASH BOOM BONG GRAP KACANGALANGA CRUNCH!
"Yeah why?" Leanne says and a huge pile of burning, smoking cars are built up on the road.
SCREEEEE…A car stops.
"Look Sango! Someone managed to stop for us without crashing in a fiery ball of death!" Leanne cheers.
"Cool!"
Leanne walks up to the car. "Hi thanks for stopp…"
Brittany jumps up and scares Leanne.
"Brittany…" Leanne is on the ground.
"HI LEANNE! So it looks like you girls are dressed for an orgy! Am I invited? Of course I am!" Brittany says happily.
Leanne starts walking away chanting. "Don't get out of the car… please don't get out of the…"
"I'm GETTING OUT OF THE CAR!" Brittany gets out.
WHROOM! Kagome takes Brittany's car and tries to run her down. But misses and almost takes both Leanne and Brittany down.
SKREEEEEE Kagome slams on the breaks.
"I'll GET HER THE NEXT PASS…"
"KAGOME WAIT UP!" Yells Sango.
"We should just get Leanne and go Kagome…If you keep going like this, you'll cream both Brittany and Leanne"
"OH BOY! 4-way girl action! I can't wait!" Brittany says following Leanne.
"ARRG GO AWAY ARRG" Leanne angrily says.
"C'mon Kagome… You'll have plenty of chances to disembowel Brittany later…" Says Sango.
FROOOMP Kagome steps on the gas and Sango hanging out the car window grabs Leanne.
"AAAAAAHHHH!"
"Atta girl, Kagome You did good!" Sango is still holding Leanne out the window. Kagome smiles.
"PLEASE CAN WE STOP FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN BE LET IN! A BIRD ALMOST HIT ME!" Leanne Cries.
"And so everyone went, though Kagome crashed the car several times and they stopped for birth control refill. And through this trip they will learn the meaning truth, love and courage." Nicole says.
And you said that I wrong.
"QUIET YOU!"
Kazer Dragon: Next week Beach trip. No fan fiction tomorrow, but the end to 00Inuyasha Thursday. BTW Tell me if you like it cause I'll write more to it. Now time to work on INUYASHA MEETS SURIVIOR!
