Kazer Dragon: I decided since I hated the last episode I'd make this one really really great. And possibly long too. So anyway, I'm bored, your bored lets write/read a funny story!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES DAY 25Inuyasha is sitting on the couch.
"Umm what are you doing Inuyasha?" Asks Miruko.
"Nothing I'm so bored, It's just my luck that the girls went out on a trip and left me here. They at least kept things interesting…"
"Wait where did they go?"
"Beach."
"The beach?"
"Yeah and I think Kagome forgot her suit to."
Miruko grabs Inuyasha. "YOU CARE TO TELL ME THAT THE GIRLS WENT OUT TO THE BEACH IN BIKINI'S AND KAGOME NUDE AND YOUR JUST SITTING THERE ON THE COUCH!"
"Frankly I've seen her naked enough…" Turns the channel.
"I NEED A TAXI!" Miruko yells running out the door.
"WHOOHOO! WE MADE IT! WE'RE AT THE BEACH!""OK lets go over the check list." Leanne gets out a piece of paper. "Wheelbarrow full of birth control pills?"
"CHECK!" Says Kagome wheeling up the wheelbarrow.
"Wheelbarrow full of sugar candy that looks like birth control?"
"CHECK!" Sango says wheeling up another.
"We are all set then." Leanne thinks back. "We sure had quite an adventure getting here…
"WE ARE SINGING TEDDY BEARS!"
"AHHH MUTANT SQUIRRELS REVENGE!"
"BRAVEHEART THE MOVIE!"
"A Coat hanger!" Leanne hold up a coat hanger.
"Yah...ooooo!" Kagome looks bug eyed.
"And after all that, we've made it! We're HERE!" Leanne Points to Sango and Kagome. "LET'S GO HOME!"
"Right!" Sango and Kagome cheer and they get into the car and drive off into the distance.
And so they learned that they can make it after all…
"NOOOO! I'll make it better!" Nicole says.
You have no power!
"I AM GOD!"
They are driving and you hear CRUNCH!
"OKAY… WHO PUT THIS GIANT DALMATIAN STATUE HERE?" Yells Leanne.
A man dressed in black walks up to the car. "Umm… that was me… I'm terribly sorry…"
That's the best you can come up with Nicole?
"Lets see you try!"
"Darn you Dalmatian man…" Leanne waves her fist at him.
"Awww…don't be too peeved, Leanne. At least we can take comfort in the fact that we totalled Brittany's car…"
"WE"RE IN BRITTANY'S CAR?" Leanne screams bloody horror.
They all sit in the car eyes wide open.
They get out of the car, throw all they clothes inside, sit it on fire and blow it up with a rocket launcher.
"Sorry, Leanne… everything just happened so fast, and we didn't even stop to think about it…" Sango apologizes.
"Don't worry about it. GIRLS lets get in the water and clean ourselves obsessively…" Leanne says as all the girls are naked standing be hide sand bags.
"Yes, must clean feel dirty…" Kagome shudders.
Inuyasha is still at the house.
"This is weird I really do miss the girls why is that?"
"Maybe it's just that when someone has a life that alone and pointless, cause essentially by their own up tightness they feel the need for more chaotic individuals to provide some balance…" Nicole appears out of nowhere. "Or at the very least, to help prevent their sad, sad lives from reaching levels of depression that are downright unbearable…"
"Why are you here?"
"Leanne kicked me out after the whole Dalmatian thing."
"You did that?"
"Yes."
Inuyasha throws Nicole out the window.
"Ow." Nicole says flying from the second story.
BACK AT THE BEACH…
The girls are in the ocean washing their naked bodies.
"Ahhhhhhhhh…. Still not clean!" Leanne says.
"Ahhh, out darned stop!" Kagome cries.
"Clean…Clean…Clean…" Sango chants.
"I'm done!" Kagome says.
"Me too!" Says Leanne.
"Ahhh… Must…Wash…Ahhh!" Sango takes a deep breath. "Now I'm done. So what do we want to do?"
"We're stranded on the beach without a way back, and we have no clothes to wear!" Kagome innocently says.
"Yeah…" Leanne starts.
They all yell. "THIS IS THE COOLEST VACATION EVER!"
30 minutes later.
"There we go." Leanne has coconuts over her breasts and seaweed covering the bottom private holes.
"This is such a bother Leanne! Can't we just walk around naked?" Asks Kagome she has a similar outfit on only with seashells on the breasts.
"We could but this is more of a come and get it sign for people who want orgy's."
"We burned all the birth control in Brittany's car remember?"
"$$$!" Leanne Screams.
"Say where's Sango?" Asks Kagome.
They both get a screwed up look on their faces when they see Sango.
"Hey girls… umm…is something wrong?" Sango is wearing her normal outfit.
"Sango…how did you…?" Asks Leanne.
"This? I made it using palm fronds, sand and some string… it was quite simple really…"
"It's just one big disappointment after another with her huh?" Leanne whispers to Kagome.
"She's no fun at all!" Kagome whispers back.
"Oh, Stop whining!"
1 hour later.
Kagome and Leanne are laying on the beach on towels they stole form a hot dog vender… unfortunately he had nothing on under it. Anyway…
"Ahhh… you know, I can't believe we didn't think of this before…We went through the trouble of getting here…so it makes sense to actually spend some time here!" Leanne says.
"Yup." Kagome answers.
"I must say, being forced to destroy Brittany's car in a mad rage turned out to be a real blessing in disguise!"
"Yup!"
Kagome starts to blush. "Hey Leanne…"
"Yeah?"
"I was just thinking…." Kagome moves uncontrollability close to Leanne. "It's just… we've been friends for 25 days now.
Leanne thinks Why is Kagome acting like this? I don't like this!
"Yes, Kagome was coming on to her in a way she hadn't before. Leanne was slightly unnerved, though she had no idea just how serious the situation was about to become…She was going to discover that she would have to made an important decision…A DECISION THAT COULD CHANGE HER LIFE FOREVER!."
Kagome and Leanne turn around to see Nicole smoking a pipe and talking out loud.
Leanne throws a rock at her.
"Ow. It wasn't my fault Inuyasha is so strong!"
"I can't believe she followed us all the way here to the beach!" Leanne complains.
"Umm… what were we doing just now?" Asks Kagome Leanne gulps. "It was something…Important I think."
"Uhhh say Kagome all this talk is making me restless…what say we, uh, go off and have sex or something sound good…" Looks at Kagome staring at something. "Kagome?"
"OHH! LOOK A DALMATIAN CAR! HOW COOL!"
"WHEW…" Leanne walks over to Nicole. "Thank you…"
"Don't mention it…" Nicole has a gash on her head from the rock.
"THIS IS SOOO COOL!" Kagome drools.
"You think so?" Asks the Dalmatian man.
25 minutes later after a swim and lots of talk about the Dalmatian car…
"Plannin on takin a swim Sango?" Asks Leanne walking up to Sango.
"Yep."
"Good luck doing it in those clothes…"
"Oh that won't be a problem." Pulls off her clothes. "Cause I made this swimsuit out of some seaweed, rocks, and barnacles."
"Ah!" Leanne falls down anime stlye. "Sheesh." She gets up. "Why'd you even make the clothes then?"
"Well… you know… my skin's sensitive to the sun, so I quickly threw the clothes together to wear… While I worked on finishing this SPF 7000 sun block using seawater, conch shells, pelican beak shavings and earwax." Sango holds up a bottle that even have a label on it.
"Nifty…but are you sure that'll be enough? We may be here a while."
"Ohhh… I made enough." Leans on a huge barrel. "And I've noticed Kagome been looking a little pink, so I've been working on some SPF 50 for her. It's not too hard… just double the concentration of conch shells and add…"
"Hold it. I just realized something. We never brought anything to eat!"
"I noticed that too, so I used wet sand, hollowed-out clams, and octopi to make this barbecue set, along with decent substitutes for ground beef and hot dogs using seaweeds and trout. It's powered with squid ink."
"Gee…I don't wanna have to sleep outside." Says Kagome just walking up.
"You won't. I made this shack out of moss, eels, discarded toothpicks, tin cans, turtle shells, banana peels, hair clippings, fish bones, drool and sodium benzoate." The shack looks like a house even with a chimney!
"I wonder how were going to get home…" Kagome asks.
"I finished most of the main components, and the casing just need to find some wheels, make the engine and out it all together." Sango pulls out a whole pile of car parts.
"…"
"Gee… It's too bad there's not a dance club, putt-putt golf course, or bordello around here." Leanne says sarcastically.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A GENIUS!"
3 hours later.
Leanne is floating on the water.
Kagome jumps out of the water yelling ROAR!
Kagome swims away.
"GET BACK HERE!" Leanne throws a clam at Kagome head.
Kagome dives underwater, takes a squid and tickles Leanne's feet.
Leanne grabs a shark and makes it try and bite off Kagome head.
Kagome gets electric eels and shocks Leanne.
They both get giant trout's and slap each other.
They get swordfish and start sword fighting.
They look up and everything gets dark.
Sango riding a whale drops on them.
"I WIN!"
AFTER WHALE REMOVAL"I dunno 'bout you, Kagome but I'm really beginning to enjoy this place!" Leanne says cheerfully.
"Me too!" Cheers Kagome.
"AHHHH HELP!" Sango goes running past them. "THE MONKEYS ARE ATTACKING, AND THEY HAVE ANTI-BALLISTIC MISSILES!"
"KI! KI! KI KI!" Yell the moneys.
Kagome and Leanne just laugh.
"The atmosphere is great… so warm and spacious." Leanne say.
"And peaceful." Sango coughs. She's black and burnt.
"This is much nicer than our hut!" Exclaims Kagome.
"GIRLS! LET'S LIVE HERE!" Leanne yells.
"YEAH!"
Back at the house.
Inuyasha is still on the couch. He turns around and turns back then around again.
"Huh? I could have sworn I just saw Leanne."
Back at the beach!"Who would have thought that one of our usual annual beach trip… WOULD END UP CHANGING OUR LIVES FOREVER!" Yells Leanne.
Told ya so Nicole.
"Well, I'll be."
"Yes…" Leanne continues. "Just yesterday, we were three ordinary girls with ordinary lives, but now…WE'RE BEACH AMAZONS!"
"WOO!" "YEAH!" Kagome and Sango cheer.
TROMP, TROMP, TROMP, TROMP… "HEY GIRLS!" You hear in the distance. "HEY." Brittany walks up the beach. "Are y'all done borrowing my car?"
The Dalmatian man is washing his car. Looks away to rinse his cloth, looks back.
"HEY!" He yells seeing the girls take off in his Dalmatian car.
"Of course, there's no place like home…" Leanne says.
"Yeah… That's where the TV is…and those guys who sex. They need some by now." Kagome says.
Oh well…
"BOOYAH!" Nicole cheers. Kick. "AHHH!"
BACK AT THE HOUSE.
"WE'RE HOME" Leanne yells.
"Hey you girls just get back?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Yeah why?" Says Kagome.
"Well I thought you stopped by here…" Maybe I was only seeing things.
"Anyway… JUMP ON KAGOME!" Leanne jumps on Kagome.
"You girls have fun… I'm going to go practice my Gothic Banjo music." Sango goes upstairs.
JUMP JUMP JUMP
EEK EEK EEK
"And now the egg Beater" Leanne gets it out.
"YAHHH! More horseradish sauce please."
Giggle.
"Hello may I join you girls?"
"Of course you can Nicole."
"LA LA LA MURDER BLOOD DEATH KILL!" Sango sings.
THE NEXT DAY"Yeah… all in all, that was a trip worth remembering…It was nice to spend some time out in the fresh air, and frolic with the killer monkeys and Dalmatian people. This did get a little weird with Kagome…but well…"
"Why don't you two become a couple?" Asks Sango.
"EXCUSE ME?"
"Really, I've seen you two together. You girls are like soul mates, ya know? It's pretty obvious."
"This is what I get for thinking out loud…"
"Sheesh I don't get it, why're you acting like it's so terrible?"
"Its just." Leanne Turns Sexy. "I like things the way they are okay?"
Leanne turns around and sees a mirror.
"Say how long have we had this mirror?"
"Dunno but where's Miruko?"
At a beach.
"WOOT now where's the naked women?"
"Hey guy cute butt." Says a random man.
"What!"
"This is Rainbow beach, in Ding Dong town, We're all gay and about to have some fun!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!..."
Kazer Dragon: I hope you all liked this one. It took me two days to type out. Well that and I only had one hour to work on it yesterday. I got my G2 (You should clap now.) And I've been doing errands for my parents. Now 00Inuyasha end is next if NICOLE WOULD HURRY UP AND WRITE THE LITTLE THING I ASKED HER TOO! Ahem.
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