Kazer Dragon: I'm going to finish this now I hope it will turn out funny…I plan to make fun of Video games and Anime that I have seen…
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
00Inuyasha: The Mission"Alright Inuyasha this is your mission… What are you doing?" Asks Neil.
"I'm playing with this mushroom it moves when I let go." Lets go and it moves across the table. "See since when do mushrooms move?" Inuyasha laughs. "Mario said if I eat it I get big I think he was high from these shrooms…"
"Look do you want to save the world…"
"Not really I only came here for the appetizers" Inuyasha eats a tart off a table. "I love tarts…"
"LOOK! LISTEN OR NO MORE GUNS!"
"But it makes people I don't like go away when I squeeze it…"
"Then watch…" Inuyasha watches with the phone book in the seat beside him. "Now we have received reports that Bill Gates if doing bio experiments with the new Xbox 360's."
"So? Haven't they been doing that for years? You know the whole cloning thing?"
"This is worse. He plans on shrinking penises cause his is so small…."
"THE BASTARD!"
"Yes we know. We must stop it. With small penises no man can stand up to so we must stop him. Your mission, go to this top secret base and…not again!" Neil Sighs.
Inuyasha looks at him. "What? Nothing…" Puts behind his back a flame thrower and a death list. "Nothing at all…"
"Ok how about this slide show." A picture is on the wall. "This is his secret base in Canada." Puts another picture up. "Go to the control room and take down the system before this truck." Puts another picture up. "And stop the satellite connection. Any questions?"
"Um how about everything…" Inuyasha looks confused.
"Ok I'll make it easier…" Puts up two finger puppets, and a sock puppet. "This is Canada, you go and beat up men, go to big room and make things so boom!"
"HAHAHAHAHA I understand." Inuyasha claps.
"NOW lets go to Pro. $1.99 lab and get your secret items…."
They start walking to the lab.
"Hey there!" Asks a thing.
"Who are you?" Inuyasha asks.
"I'm the BunnyDragon."
"BunnyDragon?" Inuyasha thinks.
"He was suppose to save the princess in the first Mario game for the NES but then…" Neil Explains
A long time ago.
Mario enters a room with a video cam. He starts to pee. Hears a sound and jumps. Looks around and eats a mushroom. "DUDE I'M HUGE Look a star!" Touches it. "I'm invincible" Starts running around….
Present"THAT CAMERA WAS RUNNING AND THEY SAID A PLUMER WOULD BE BETTER THAN A BUNNYDRAGON! Now I'm outta work!" The BunnyDragon starts hoping up and down.
"Ok then I'm walking this way…" Neil walks away. "Come on."
They go to the lab.
"Ok here are your secret weapons…" Pro $1.99 says.
"Sweet! I bet the pen shoot lasers and the dental floss is a fuse for the explosive tooth paste." Inuyasha says walking up to the table.
"No." Pro says. "You can never brush too much." Inuyasha looks disappointed. "The pen is a tampon." Inuyasha looks grossed out.
"You can never have too many tampons…." Neil says.
Secret Mission BetaSamus is running down a hall. She stops in her tracks. "OH GOD NOT NOW!" Runs into a bathroom. Blood seeps under the door.
"Ewwww" Says the monster chasing her.
Samus walks out. "What? All I did was kill a secret boss in the bathroom."
"And that needs a tampon why?" Asks Inuyasha.
"I don't think he got it." Says Pro.
"Right over his head."
"Huh?" Inuyasha looks weird.
"Look take this brief case its full of stuff and go to the hanger!" Pro shoves them out.
At the hanger.
"We're all counting on you for our buttergun's sake." Neil says.
"No worries." Inuyasha starts to get into the Arwing. "Hey wait…"
"Sorry Inuyasha." Says Fox McCloud. "Me and Crystal we're just out get some tail and you needed a ride. So you'll have to get in the trunk."
"God damnit." Inuyasha jumps into the trunk with the phone book.
"Here we go!" Fox takes off and Inuyasha bumps into all the walls.
5 minutes later over Canada.
"Oh come on fox faster I want to jump on it." Crystal winks at him.
"Fine." Opens the trunk.
"GOD DAMN YOU FOX!" He yells falling. Pulls out the brief case. Starts throwing things. "Rubber ducky, condom, ahhhhh!" Inuyasha falls.
The Rubber ducky hits the ground. "Rubber ducky transform!" It says Mechanically." Flies and catches Inuyasha.
"Oh thank you." Inuyasha says.
"You freed me now I must go liberate all the Rubber duckies of the world" Puts him on the ground and flies off.
"Well that was different. I wonder what the condom did?" Inuyasha says out loud and walks towards the building.
At Toronto"That's the hugest condom in the world!" Says a man.
"NO UNPROTECTED SEX!" Starts shooting laser beams at people. Pewww Peeewww.
"I NEVER LIKED YOU!" The man says before being shot.
"There it is!"Inuyasha walks into the building.
"Welcome to the Xbox creation lab are you here for a tour?" Asks a Sectary to Link.
"NO I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE THE MASTER SWORD HERE!"
"Sorry I don't think we do."
"If you find it." Links says. "Call me at this number." Writes 109-1987 on the wall with his wooden sword.
"Ummm I'm the new condom designer…" Inuyasha says.
"Oh right that way" Points north. "The control room is straight down it, the room on the right is the penis machine. Please go ahead he's waiting for you." Says the Sectary.
"Thanks" Inuyasha walks down the hall.
Shadow the hedgehog walks up. "I'm the new condom designer for smaller more powerful condoms."
"Sorry sir your in the wrong place."
"How many secret labs are there in Canada."
In the Trees"MUTANT SQUIRRELS IT IS TIME WE TAKE THIS PLANET FOR OURSELVES!"
"Cheep Cheep!" The Squirrels cheer.
"Ok I think I'm almost there."
"Stop we will never let you get to the control room" says a chorus of girls behind Inuyasha.
"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha asks turning around.
"We're the Super Sailor Sluts!" They say "The scientists hired to stop you"
"Well actually this is what they hired us for this time. They hired us like an hour ago for 'other' business" Serena said.
"Wait aren't you the sailor scouts and aren't you on the good side?" Asks Inuyasha.
(Amy researches sexual positions and uses them on men, Mina and Serena are the normal sluts, Raye and Lita are the dominatrix sluts and Rini is for all the pedophiles)
'No that is the Americanized version. In the japan we are actually bad, really bad and we use men so we can control the world." Says Raye.
"But men usually control us" they all say hanging their heads.
"But well never let you through" Says Rini.
"Fine." he says and pulls out two cards
"I call you pervert Miruko and Child Molester Sesshomaru"
They both appear.
"Ohh look at the hot guys…" The sluts start to drool.
"Hey that little girl is cute I wanna do her" Sesshomaru licks his lips.
"Hello Ladies" Miruko winks.
Yu-Gi-Oh appears "Hey wait you two those are my bitches"
They all fight and have a big orgy while Inuyasha slips away to complete his mission.
"I always miss the fun…" Inuyasha enters the room. "Ok." Pulls out his gun. "I'll shoot it down!"
"Hold it right there!" Bill Gates appears.
"Don't come any closer."
"I need that device to steal penis energy to make my own penis huge to rule the world!"
"That has to be the dumiest plan I've ever heard." Inuyasha says turning around shooting all over and making the device blow up.
Inuyasha runs all the way outside.
"I need a ride…" Looks up at an Arwing.
"Don't a worry Inuyasha, Mario is here…" Crashes into a mountain.
"Great…" Looks back at all the guards.
"DON"T WORRY I"LL SAVE YOU!" The BunnyDragon comes down and saves them both from death.
"You can fly!" Inuyasha says.
"Mama meyah that's going to come out of my pay…" Mario cries.
Back at the Organization"I will defeat you this time Goku" Vegeta says.
"Ha no way dude." Goku starts the scream.
They are playing Budoukai 3.
"I hope I have no more missions cause these people are just weird…" Inuyasha starts to leave.
Kazer Dragon: Tell me if you like it or it ends here. I got another story so if you want another one tell me. Thanks to Nicole for her part the Sailor sluts!