Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Zelda characters but my characters, and if I did own them, Link well be ALL MINE!

Chapter 1

Stupid rain

At a house one raining afternoon a group of girls had nothing better to do since it was raining (A/N:..I'm a kick ass writer XD). One girl that was laying down said "Why don't we go to the mall or something?". The girl next to her said back "Umm Michelle, we don't have a ride..and no we can't walk there it's raining too..." The girl name Michelle closed her mouth. All of the girls laugh except Michelle at her stupidity. "SHUT UP! U GUYS SUCK AS FRIENDS U KNOW THAT!."Michelle yelled "Awww we made Mich Mich mad."

The girl next to her on her right. "No, Neko u didn't make me mad it was funny...a little..ok alot.."Michelle said with a laugh. The girl name Neko smile and Michelle smiled back at her and said. "So why don't we order pizza , we can play some video games...". All of the girls cheered. "Ok Merry can u order the pizza, Joanna go see if the cable is working and Lisa can u and Neko get my Game Cube and the games and put it in on the floor..". The girl named Merry ask "Um Michelle what are u going to do?". Michelle said " Oh I'm going to call my mom and tell her I'm going to get some money from her room for the pizza, k be right back.."

As she ran to her Parents room , the girls when to do what they were told to do. "Ok they said they well be here in a half an hour" said Merry as she sat down next's to Joanna. "Well were waiting , Joanna tell us one of your story's again please?" asked Michelle with puppy dog eyes. "Ok, what do u guys want to here this time?" said Joanna. "Ummm how about the one called Lucky.." Michelle said trying not to laugh (A/N: My friend really told a story about a dog named Lucky..it wasn't so lucky after all . ) The girls fall down to the ground laughing . Joanna just sat there sweat dropping, "Um...ok this how it started..."

Fast forward 2 hours later

"Oh yeah I'm kicking your ass Neko!" said Michelle. "Shut up!" Neko said, while they were playing, Merry and Lisa were cheering, Joanna was just siting there laughing at the two foolish girls . "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah oh yea-...OH NO OH NO OH NO!"Michelle said. "WHO'S KICKING ASS NOW MICHELLE!" Neko yell. "SHUT UP MISS. NO RUSSIA!"

Michelle said . "NO U SHUT UP MISS. TURKEY!" said Neko (A/N: If my friends are reading this u know what we are talking about . and Neko shut up u miss it first.).

While Michelle and Neko were yelling at each other, the girls were laughing at them. Michelle stop yelling at Neko and looked at them and said to them. "U guys shut up! Must I remind u of things u guys did?".Neko started laughing and Michelle grind at them. The girls stop laughing."Neko remember the time when Joanna had to wear a dress and it was Pink!" Michelle said laughing, while Joanna's eye twitch.

Merry and Lisa laughed at her, then Neko said "Mich Mich remember the time when Lisa run in the door during P. E" Michelle started laughing while Lisa blushed like crazy. And Michelle stop laughing and smiled at Merry like a crazy person. "Neko remember when Merry ripped her pants and she had to wear her jacket all day". Michelle and Neko laugh there ass off, while Merry's eye twitch."O MY GOD I CAN'T BREATH" said Michelle. Neko tried talking but couldn't even get the words out.

"Alright shut up u bitches" Joanna said with her eyes still twitching. " I laughed my ass off that day" Michelle said with a smile, Neko just nod. "Ok, lets play Zelda" said Lisa. As Michelle heard this, she got up and did a happy dance, and said " Yayyyyyy-ness!". The girls just sweat drop at her dance (A/N: I always do a happy dance when I'm happy ). "Well set it up Lisa" Michelle said with happy-ness.

"Who goes first then?" asked Merry, while Michelle jump up and down saying " ME! ME! ME! ME!" "FINE U GO FIRST!" yelled Merry, Lisa and Joanna just sweat drop, while Michelle just giggled, she got the cantors and turned the tv on and on video-1.

Fast forward 1 hour later

(A/N: I really don't want to write all of what happened ok u know what to do and if u passed it cooly-ness u kick ass and if u haven't go and finish the game --', k thank u for your time. )

"Come on Neko u can do it!" said Joanna "I'm trying ok dammit!" said Neko, as she's trying to beat Dark Link (A/N: HOT-NESS! XD) "Oh yeah, I got u now bitch!" Neko yells , the tv goes out, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Michelle: ok I'm going to stop there...I hate when that happens like it's just shuts off, it did that 3 times o ready --

Lisa: Mich Mich u better be fast with chapter 2

Link: Hey, when am I in the story?

Neko: don't worry Link you'll be in it soon right Mich Mich?

Michelle: ok ,ok I hear ya, Dammit anyway I hope u like my story but for now cliffhanger buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha...:cough cough:...ok everybody wave bye to the readers

:everybody waves bye and leaves:

Merry: Hey Joanna, where did everybody go?

Joanna: I don't know...

mean while everybody else at Michelle's house:

Michelle: I just have this feeling we forgot something...

Neko: Lets just forgot it.

Michelle: I guess so...

Lisa: Hey guys were is Merry and Joanna..?

Michelle and Neko: HOLY CRAP!

Lisa: 0.o