Kazer Dragon: Listening to .hack/sign music I love that anime. Anyway sugarsweetpie I won't hurt you… I have a better idea. You want Sesshy again and I want fun! So I'm putting you in it this time! Hope your ok with it…Your Luanne and a girl enjoy everybody…
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES DAY 26Leanne and Inuyasha are sitting on the couch.
"There are no good shows on…" Leanne says.
"Yeah considering we have 2000 channels…" Inuyasha flips the channel.
"I wish I had a bigger part…" Says the lamp.
"Hey I see something on the TV guide…" Leanne looks through it.
"Where did that come from?" Asks Inuyasha.
"It was on the table…
"DAMNIT MARY! I'M THE MAN YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!" Yells Neighbour husband Kyle."But last time the electrical sockets almost killed me…" Mary is scared.
"SO! Last time you poured boiling water on me, the acid on my dick, then beat me with a hot muffins and the tins, tried to cut off my penis with a wooden spoon and stabbed my nipples with a screwdriver." Says Kyle.
"We gotta stop this kinky sex before one of us gets hurt…"
"NOT TILL WE ARE THE KINKIEST FAMILY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!" Throws a TV guide at her.
"Eeeep!" Ducks and it goes through the window.
Ends up fling through the air and through the window landing on the table.
"Say… those glass shards…" Winks at Mary. "I bet I know how to clean those up."
Did you just hear a scream like someone was pushing glass shards up a vagina?" Asks Leanne.
"Where do you come up with these things…" Inuyasha says.
"Experience." Inuyasha looks weird at Leanne. "Hey the dating game is on!"
"Isn't that, that show where they set people up on dates and like they judge them?"
"Yes lets watch…" Leanne turns on the channel.
"Ok today here's our first girl…" Says the host. "Luanne please introduce yourself."
"Ummm hi I'm Luanne and I just want to try this, cause I'm tried of guys trying to stick glass up my vagina."
"What's with that!"? Inuyasha yells.
"Ever heard of a fad now shush!" Leanne says.
"Ok here's the man for this episode. Sesshomaru. Now why are you here?" Asks the host.
"I want to prove that I'm not gay and I love nice soft, wet, tight…"
Inuyasha face is so priceless. He is shocked at the realization that he was wrong and that is brother is not gay but a bisexual and bisexual pedophile.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Leanne just laughs uncontrollably.
"Anyway lets get to the date… right after this!" The host said before the commercials come on.
"Gosh I hate commercials, I wish something interesting would happen instead…
Upstairs"Sango stop jumping on my piece you keep making me start over…" Miroku says, it sounds like he's panting.
"Maybe if you didn't take off so fast I wouldn't jump you so much." Sango says.
"Oh Sango, Sango you know you love to jump on it!"
"I know it's so fun to see your face when I do! You never see it coming!"
"Ok so what do you have to say…" Miroku says.
"I'm SORRY!" Sango cries.
Inside they are playing Sorry the board game. I bet you were thinking something else… I SURE WAS!
But nothing ever does." Inuyasha sighs.
"Look the show is back." Leanne cheers.
"Ok lets join our two on their date…" The host says.
"Sesshomaru I'm really having a great time." Luanne says the restaurant.
"Yes I really am enjoying myself" Sesshomaru sips his wine.
"You know… later I could do something to make you happy…" Luanne winks.
"Why wait!" Sesshomaru grabs her and starts making out on the table.
"Dam! Your brothers an animal!" Leanne says.
Inuyasha has that look again.
"This is better than cable porn!" Leanne cheers.
You hear lots of sexual noises on the TV.
"You should take some lessons from his…DUDE! I want a piece of him too…" Leanne drools.
"Waiter I want my check please…Oh I'm really enjoying your free show. Dinner and a show…" You hear on the TV.
"Oh yes here come a commercial!" Inuyasha says.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO…"
In Kagome's room.
Kagome is writing down on a piece of paper…
I just can't stop thinking about you. Your soooo cool. But everyone stops for you. I stop the hardest. I want to be with you. I just wanna touch you on all your sides, gently feel your smooth outer area, and touch that nice long piece you have. I just can't tell you in person, I watch you every day… I just can't stop looking at you. Everywhere I go I see you. I'm just nervous I know you won't do anything without me wanting to, but others might not, the pressure to keep going or to stop. Please understand…
Kagome sighs and blows a kiss out the window at a stop sign.
"Are you done yet?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Almost!" Leanne walks out of the bathroom. "So much better…"
"I hope you washed your hands…" Inuyasha looks at the TV.
"So Luanne will you keep seeing Sesshomaru?" Asks the host.
"Well I would but he isn't the best at… it"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!"? Sesshomaru yells.
"Well I've had better sex with a screwdriver!" Luanne says pointing the finger.
"Just cause the only things I've done are a little girl, imp and several men mean nothing!"
Luanne has a blank stare… "You mean to tell me, I'm to one who brings you up to BISEXUAL! No wonder it was like fucking a life sized Ken doll, like a bowel movement, like passing a kidney stone, like, like, like DOING A FREAKIN PAPERCLIP THAT BENDS BACKWARDS!" Stomps off the screen.
"No please wait its not what you think!" Sesshomaru chases after her.
"Well he had a good start…" Leanne starts.
"I'm scared for life…" Inuyasha hides his head.
"Could be worse." Leanne pats his back.
"How!"
"Your dad could be brought back to life and starts screwing Kikyo…"
"I'm going to do other things…" Inuyasha leaves.
Leanne looks around.
She starts running up stairs yelling. "KAGOME I GOT SOME NEW MOVES TO TRY GET THE GLASS!"
Kazer Dragon: I had the idea but I don' t know if you will like it. And well you can request if you want to be in the fan fiction… if you so dare!
Please Review I put lots of hard work into this and I just want to know what you like and dislike.