Kazer Dragon: I don't have an idea for this week. So I'm posting the short stories I made! Have fun!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES: Random StoriesRandom Story 1
"Leanne…wake up!"
Leanne still snoozes.
"WAKE UP LEANNE!"
Leanne starts to open her eyes.
"Stupid talking lamp!" Leanne gets up.
Leanne walks to bathroom in nothing but underwear and a small top. "Yawnnnn" Skrtch, skrtch. She scathes her ass.
Undress, undress, shower, shower, comb, comb, brush, brush, make up, make up, dress, and dress.
"Ahhh… It's kind of nice to get back into the usual daily routine…" Leanne says walking up to Kagome.
"Leanne! You didn't bungulate your eyebrows today! You're really letting yourself go!" Kagome says wide-eyed.
10 minutes later.
"This glass has no lemonade in it! What shall I do?" Kagome cries.
"Here! I will fill your glass." Says Leanne in a penguin suit with a pitcher of lemonade.
"Why thank you!"
"RRg… what a pain my squirrel has a flat!" Sango cries in the squirrel car.
"Not to worry! I have a spare foot!" Says Leanne still in the suit and starts to fix the foot.
"Cool! Thanks!" Sango cheers.
"This TV show is awful!" Says Sango her and Kagome are sitting on the couch.
"If only there was a way to stop watching it!" Kagome says.
On the TV: War is bad! Bit if we must fight, we must fight even if war is bad.
"Allow me! I shall change the channel!" Leanne changes the channel.
"Thank you!" Says Sango.
"Yeah!" Kagome agrees. "What a helpful penguin!"
"Kagome, geeze." Sango sighs. "It was obviously Leanne in disguise."
"Really? Why would she disguise herself as a penguin?" Asks Kagome.
"Kagome, come on! It's obviously because she's in league with the penguins in their efforts to lull us humans into a false sense of security, as they quietly take over the planet…but now that we're on to her, we can stop her!" Sango gets up.
"Can we tie her up?" Asks Kagome.
"I don't see how it can be avoided"
"Yay!" Kagome cheers.
"…"
BWOCK BWOCK BWOCK! A giant king penguin with glasses comes crashing through the wall.
"THERE SHE IS!" Yells Kagome.
"LETS GET HER!" Sango charges.
SCREECH! AIEEEE! TUMP! CRASH!
On the TV: …and five pounds of grilled herring. In other news a giant penguin has escaped from the zoo today. The penguin is not considered dangerous, except it is prone to extreme violence when faced with wavy black hair and greenish clothes. So if you see him, do exercise caution….
SMASH! CLONK, WHAP, WHAP. WHUD.
At the hospital
"I hope you girls have learned a valuable lesson from all this: never attack a penguin unless you're absolutely certain it's one of your friends in disguise." Doctor Lacey says.
"Yemmf, dnktr lcy." Sango mumbles covered in bandages.
"Nyaaaa…" Kagome says dizzy, covered in bandages as well.
"Wait a minute! Why am I bandaged up?" Asks Leanne.
Random Story 2"Man," Leanne Sighs. "What a morning… I got only two hours of sleep, set my breakfast on fire, cut myself xapflaping, and was just chased around the entire neighbourhood by the eel-monkeys from the refrigerator, whom I've angered somehow. Well… on the bright side, nothing can make this day any worse…"
KRAK BOOM. A lighting bolt comes down and it starts to rain.
"Okay, now it can't get any worse."
SHHHHHHHHHH. Rains so hard the area floods up to Leanne's head.
"Okay, NOW it can't get any worse."
HWOOOOOOOO. A tornado comes and blows all the water away.
"Okay, NOW IT CAN'T get worse."
The atomic boom drops on her. THOOM
The earth is dead. "Okay, NOW IT CAN'T GET—AAAACK!"
Sango pushes Leanne. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SAYING THAT!"
Random Story 3GASP! Leanne points at Kagome. "DON"T DO IT, KAGOME! DON'T EAT THAT BANANA!"
Kagome is holding a banana up to her mouth. BITE. "Ha"
"AAAAAAAARGH! HOW COULD YOU? YOU KNOW THAT SEEING SOMEONE EAT A BANANA IS MY ULTIMATE WEAKNESS!" Leanne screams.
Munch, munch, munch. Kagome eats the banana.
"And now, it's time for a story…" Nicole says randomly appearing. "In the heavens, there once lived a goddess named Sharoncorria. She was beautiful, serene, and full of mirth. On one fateful day, Sharoncorria fell in love…with a peanut farmer and part-time salad bowl named Hector Arthur Parking Brake. The lovers courted, and eventually married. Soon after that, the goddess gave birth to a daughter. But the mighty god Pelvis did not approve of one of his goddesses marrying a mere mortal. And he said, "I shall place a curse on this child… I shall make it so that whenever the child sees someone eating a banana, it will bring her great pain."…But by accident he cast too strong a spell. And the baby died."
"Who are you anyway? And how did you get into the house?" Asks Leanne.
Random Story 4Kagome, Sango and Leanne are sitting in the living room.
"This chair feels weird. I wonder why?" Asks Leanne.
"Well," Starts Sango. "Leanne…if I were to guess I'd say it's because…" Gets a terrified look on her face. "THAT'S NOT A CHAIR AT ALL! IT'S A LIVE GRIZZLY!"
They run away screaming AAAAGH!
Leanne has a blank look on her face. "Could you turn the TV towards us?" Leanne asks the bear.
"Yeah Sure."
Random Story 5Inuyasha walks up to the girls. "Girls… we have to talk…"
"Who are you?" Asks Leanne.
"I'm INUYASHA I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THE STAR! Look, Leanne…ever since you brought that Dalmatian car here, it's been driving me crazy! Every night just as I'm about to fall asleep, I'm startled by a bunch of barking and squealing downstairs!"
"Huh! Sounds like it's fighting with the squirrel car!" Leanne says.
"Well it's to be expected. They are natural rivals." Sango says.
"Really? I thought Dalmatians and squirrels were allies…" Asks the grizzly bear.
"Not when in automobile format." Sango points out.
"Whatever just DO something and do it QUICKLY!" Inuyasha walks away.
"Mmm… so what should we do?" Asks Leanne.
"Well, Leanne, in cases like this, I'm afraid there's only one think we can do…"
"Right!" Leanne puts on slim leather clothes. "Let's try to be back before eight. That's when late night ninja cookery starts."
"Errr…actually, swimming the English Channel won't be necessary this time…" Sango says.
"Really?" Asks Leanne.
"Yup, there's only one way the two cars can resolve their differences… with a FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" Sango shakes her fist.
Thus…in a ring.
"READY!" Kagome says in skimpy clothes.
"FIGHT!"
The Dalmatian car and the Squirrel car are facing off in the ring.
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
"I HATE THOSE GIRLS…" Inuyasha says holding a pillow over his ears.
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
And so the fighting tagged through the night….ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
Then moments later…
The fight continued to rage through the night…
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
And then finally the fateful moment arrived…
When the girls got bored and started watching TV…
Inuyasha looks really mad behind Leanne. "Girls I AM SERIOUS! IF THIS CONTINUES ANY LONGER, I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"
"Who are you again?" Asks Leanne.
ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF, ARF
CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP
Random Story 5
"Eating potato chips is a pleasurable experience!" Leanne says eating a chip.
"Yup." Sango says eating a chip.
"These chips taste so good…" Kagome says looking at one. Kagome blushes slowing eating one. "Mmmm...So good mmmm."
"…." Leanne looks sick and Sango has a chip hanging out of her mouth.
Munch. Munch, munch. Kagome eats the chip.
And now a word from Nicole.
"For those who live in Great Britain, it is worth noting that Crisps are called 'chips' by Americans. Thank you."
And now a word from England Man…
"I wish to object to Nicole's crass assumption the we don't know crisps can be called 'chips'. We happen to know that fact bloody well enough, and would appreciate it if you give us more credit that this! I mean… crikey!"
"Crikey?" Says a bear cub.
"Wait a minute!" Says the Grizzly bear. "You're not England man at all! You're actually… AUSTRALIA MAN!" Pull off his clothes revealing Australian clothes.
VWIP, FWOOMP! "Oh no! I've been found out! Oye! Crikey! DANGER DANGER DANGER!"
Leanne eats a chip and reaches for another one. Her eyes shoot out wide "OH MY GOD GIRLS!" Lighting crack sounds in the background. "WE'RE OUT OF CHIPS!"
There eyes all go wide. They all scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Random Story 7Leanne is on the phone. "...And that was the most exciting 14-person orgy I ever took part in! But enough about me, how about you? Have you had any sex lately? Oh too busy? That's a shame… you really should take a day off… go over to a bar find a couple guys and take them home! Yeah you should try it. It's fun! Good send me pictures okay? Hold it here he comes." Inuyasha walks by. "Here Inuyasha! It's your brother…" Leanne gives him the phone and walks off.
Leanne is in her room cleaning the squirrel tube. When she looks around it she sees Inuyasha very mad. "Hi Inuyasha. How was your phone call…?"
THUMP! Inuyasha grabs Leanne.
Outside Sango knocks on Leanne's door. "Hey... Leanne? Could ya give me a hand? I need some help lifting the big, orange…"
She opens the door. CRASH, KCHAK, BANG, CRASH, SHOOOOM! A bunch of missiles and guns shots buzz by her head. She closes the door. "Okay! I'll go ask Kagome." She walks away.
30 minutes later
Leanne and Inuyasha walk out of her room. "Ahhh now that was one of our better fights!" Leanne says.
"I'll say." Inuyasha says.
"Yep, there's nothing like a little hardcore violence to get your blood pumping for the rest of the day…"
Inuyasha looks at Leanne. "Umm are you ok?"
"Heheh don't worry! I'm fine, I'm fine." Leanne face is pouring with blood. "In fact, I've never felt better! HAHAHHAHA! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA!" Leanne is throwing blood everywhere.
"GAH! LEANNE! Is…is there a doctor in the house?" Inuyasha yells.
"Yes, as a matter of fact…I do happen to be in your house, for some reason…" Says Doctor Lacey appearing. "I'll have a look at her…" Walks over to her.
"Oh! LOOK! It's the beige phantom!" Leanne says.
"No Leanne, It's Doctor Lacey now, I need to perform some tests to determine your problem. I'll touch a spot and you tell me if it hurts okay?"
"Yes Mrs. Roosevelt!"
"Here?"
"No."
"Here?"
"No."
"Here?"
"No."
"Here?"
"No."
"How about here?"
"AAAAAAAGHHHHH! GYAAAAAA OH GOD THE PAIN! … No."
Inuyasha gets a weird look on his face. "Uh… okay I'll just be going then…" Starts to walk away.
"Well, it looks to me like you have a really bad case of laryngitis." Doctor Lacey says. "Here…I'll try taking your pulse…" Blood starts gushing out were she pushes. "Hmmm I don't think that was suppose to happen…"
"Wheee… Li'l fluffy clouds…"
Kazer Dragon: Well I hope that makes up for all I missed this week. But I had schoolwork! I got a 90 overall average for my classes!