Kazer Dragon: Its been real busy for me this week. So I plan on at least getting one done. I'M SO SORRY! Please don't stop reading! Its only because exams are coming up (heehee cumming). Anyhow please forgive if you do FREE SEX! That's right FREE SEX!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES DAY 28 PART 2"So." Leanne Starts. "That's the situation…a bunch of androids that look like me are running around…Don't know where they came from…don't know why they're here…"
A Leanne clone comes walking up the street beside them. "Mmm…I'm feeling sweaty…"
"BUT THEY ARE REALLY REALLY ANNOYING!" Leanne uses the gun to destroy the robot. "I mean…GEEZE I don't act like that at all!"
"You're right. These androids are a lot more shameless…" Sango says.
"EXACTLY! It's like someone out there built these to make me look BAD! But why would they do such a thing?" Leanne thinks. "I hope I'll find out soon…but until then…"
Another android comes walking down the street. "Look at my chest! Look at my chest!"
"I'M JUST GONNA HAFTA BLOW UP EVERY ONE OF THESE DARNED THINGS I COME ACROSS!" Leanne yells and blows it up. "And it looks like there's a lot of them out there…So..um…girls, could you"
"SAY NO MORE LEANNE!" Sango rips off her clothes and underneath is an army outfit. "Mutilating a bunch of androids that look just like you sounds like the best experience a girl could ever have!"
"Th-thanks Sango I think…" Leanne gets cut off by Kagome.
"I wanna help too! I wanna blow stuff up!" Kagome jumps up.
"You can help Kagome… but right now, I need help in a different way…see it's been really a tough day for me, and I could really use some stress relief right about now…so if we could just go and…" Leanne sighs.
"OKAY!" Kagome yells.
The both jump into the squirrel tube that suddenly appears.
"I have a feeling out lives are going to get tough from this point on." Sango gets her gun out.
A guy is walking down a street. "la la la." He sings.
"HEY CUTIE!" A Leanne android jumps out of a bush. "LET'S HAVE SEX!"
FOOOOOM Leanne appears with a flamethrower and burns it.
"You are a very lucky man…" Sango says putting her hand on his shoulder. "Had we arrived a minute late, you may have ended up having red hot monkey sex with that voluptuous female robot."
"Ummm thank you?" Says the confused man.
"BE careful! These androids are everywhere! And I'd like to make it clear that they're not me, nor am I responsible for their existence!" Leanne says. "Yes… They're out there, making life difficult for all of us with their utter shamelessness and exploitative habit. Chaos has been unleashed, and all because someone out there had something against me for some reason. It'll be hard, long battle, but I'll see to it that these robots do as little damage as possible, and when I find out who's responsible, they'll pay for making me look like such a monster. OH THEY WILL PAY… Anyway LET'S HAVE SEX!" Leanne tries to jump on the guy but gets hit with a boomerang. She lands on the ground.
"Sorry! My hand slipped!" Kagome says giggling.
"Well Leanne…ready to continue fighting the evil forces that are making you look like a deranged pervert…which you're obviously not?" Sango sarcastically.
Leanne is getting up. "Rgggg very funny, Sango…"
"Anyway, these things seem to be everywhere! So if you want to minimize the damage they could do, It'd best if we split up for a while…" Sango says.
"Good idea." Leanne is up on her feet.
"But I'd stick with Kagome if I were you, Leanne…I have a theory that some of the actions of these robots have somehow derived from the deep, hidden desires within your psyche…so I don't think it would be good if one of these things were to end up alone with her…" Sango says seriously.
"Huh what's that suppose to mean?" Leanne says picking up a big gun.
"OH DEAR! Silly me! Tee hee!" An android walks up to a couple on the grass alittle ways away. "I put on way too small a shirt to wear! GOSH I'm such an airhead! Hey there, handsome…can I borrow your shirt? I'll give you something really special in return…" She says.
"This girl a friend of yours Duncan?" The girl asks sitting on the picnic mat.
"Oh for goodness sake…" Says Leanne walking over there to kill it.
"HeeHeeeHee HeeHeeeHee HeeHeeeHee HeeHeeeHee HeeHeeeHee" Kagome hears behind her.
KCHAK! Kagome pulls out two huge guns! "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" She yells shooting everywhere.
All the androids are in pieces. One of the pieces tries to feel up Kagome. Kagome smiles. FLOOM! Bows it up.
"Wow! Nice shooting Kagome!" Says Leanne coming back.
"Thank you." Kagome smiles.
"I think it's time for us to take a break…with a nice…hot… refreshing shower!" Leanne starts to take off her shirt. She takes it off and walks into a shower that appears. She washes herself sexy like. Kagome just stares.
"Oh... Kagome how long were you planning to let this go on?" The real Leanne walks behind her.
"Only a few more minutes." Kagome laughs getting her guns out.
Back at the house.
"I feel like I'm missing something." Inuyasha says sitting on the couch with Miroku.
"Yeah." Miroku says. He hears the door opening. "Hey Leann…" An android jumps on him and starts having sex.
"Can't you keep it in your pants for once Miroku?" Inuyasha watches. "…stupid erections…"Inuyasha walks to the bathroom.
On a beach somewhere…
A Leanne android is walking down a beach with nothing on with a painted on smiley faces over the nipples and the…umm lower area.
Leanne comes running in guns shooting everything. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.
"GEEEZE! For every one I shoot two more appear to replace it!" Leanne complains.
"Three androids have appeared for every one I blew up!" Kagome says.
"Four for me!" Sango says.
"Yeaah…and I've managed to take down 117 androids..." Leanne sighs.
"I took down 274." Kagome says.
"325!" Says a shocked Sango.
"Sooo… that gives us…" Leanne starts counting on her fingers.
"2356 androids." Sango and Kagome say at the same time.
"At least…" Kagome adds.
Leanne SLUMPS! "There has got to be a better way to handle this…" The girls nod.
"And so, a plan to capture one of the androids was formed…and it was called…THE PLAN TO CAPTURE ON OF THE ANDROIDS!" Nicole says from a random place.
"Okay girls watch this! It's great! GREAT!" Leanne starts. "I have a plan that is not only brilliant , but perfect! Yes, perfect, and brilliant! Brilliantly perfect! Nothing is more perfect and brilliant than this plan of perfect brilliantosity! Everyone will explode with orgasmic delight over the perfect brilliance of my plan! Anyway…yes! It involves….this small pineapple!" Leanne holds up a small pineapple.
One small pineapple later…
THOOOMMM! You see a huge explosion.
"Excellent! I have successfully destroyed Ecuador!" Leanne says evilly.
"Neat, but what does that have to do with the androids?" Sango asks.
"……………IT IS BUT THE FIRST STAGE OF AN INCREDIBLY ELABORATE PLAN! THAT"S WHAT!" Leanne yells and laughs HO HO HO.
"If you forgot about the androids, just say so…" Sango has a blank looks on her face.
"Thus, Leanne formulated a new plan based on the events at hand, and not on harassing the innocent Ecuadorians. And she called this plan THE REVENGE OF THE TRANSPARENT BICYCLE!" Nicole says again.
"Okay girls, this time I came up with a really brilliant plan! A plan ten times more brilliant than the most brilliant plan ever created!…Well okay I'm exaggerating. It's more like 47 of the brilliance of the most brilliant plan combined with 54 of the brilliance of the third-most brilliant plan, or, put it more simply, roughly seventeen times the brilliance of the thirty-fourth-most brilliant plan…but that's still pretty darn brilliant! It involves…THIS TOOTH PASTE!" Hold up a tube of Colgate. "THIS MARACA!" Holds up a maraca. "THIS COATHANGER COLLAGE!" Shows the coat hanger collage! "And Bob Dole!"
One toothpaste, maraca, coathanger collage, and bob Dole later…
"Wow…" Sango says wide eyed.
"That was poetry in motion, man…" Kagome says.
"OF COURSE!" Leanne says proud as there's a tied up android on a table.
"Just remains to decide what to do with this robot…can you program, Sango?" Leanne asks.
"Sorry…I'm only good with harware…" Sango says.
"How bout' you Ka…"
"I wonder if pine cones are edible?" Kagome cuts in on Leanne's question.
SNIFF Munch, munch, much. Kagome eats it.
"YAAAAAAGHHH SOMEFIN' HURT MY MOWF!" Kagome yells falling on the floor.
"Let's go ask Miroku." Leanne and Sango say.
Back at the house.
"Hey Miroku do you know someone… Oh its you Inuyasha." Leanne says barging into the door. "Where's Miroku?"
"He's having sex with one of your robot things. I knew it wasn't you cause you prefer more blood…" Inuyasha drinks his coffee.
"Well can you help me with something?" Leanne asks.
"No."
"Why not?"
"Cause you're and idiot…"
"Ceom on Inuyasha I havn't the time for one of your moods…now look here…" Leanne puts her hand on his shoulder
SMAK! He hits her hand. They glare at each other.
Somewhere in England…
"I say, old bean! The girls of yours sure do fight a lot, I say.! Doesn't this bother you, ol' Dickey ol' chum?" Says and old bald guy named Guv.
"Not to worry, GUV! They may seem to be goin' at it a Li'l rough, but they're just playin' sport!" Says Dick with a top hat.
"Oh well, HO HO, jolly good, ol' chum jolley good, I say. Splended. PIP PIP!" Says Guv.
Leanne and Inuyasha are fighting. They are shouting insults and are punching each other. The insults are kinda like Air Head, Obnoxious harlot, Bimbo.
Leanne kises Inuyasha.
At the beach.
"Do those guys even know about these android?" Asks Sango.
"Ah…I'm sure they'll find out about em' somehow." The real Leanne says. "Kagome…must ya carry our captive around that way?"
"What way?" Kagome asks confused.
"You know with the chain, and the leash and…" Leanne looks back. "IS THAT A BALL GAG!"
"Isn't it cute? IT had a little smiley face!" Kagome smiles.
"Kagome…I swear…sometimes you can be sooo uh…"Leanne looks at her.
"Mff!" The Android says.
"Now behave…Or I'll have to punish you!" Kagome says.
They go to the house.
"Lesss where are the guys?" Asks Sango.
"Well, it's lunchtime, so they may be in the kitchen it being lunch time and all… TO THE KITCHEN THEN!" Leanne sneaks up to the door. Leanne see's the android Inuyasha was kissing. Leanne shoots it.
"WHAT ARE YA DOIN' MESSIN' UP OUR KITCH ROBOT!" Leanne looks at the broken android. "How d'ya like that? IT won't answer me!"
"How rude." Sango says.
Kagome looks over and see's a tired Miroku. "There he is!"
"HEYYY MIROKU CAN YA HELP ME WITH SOMETHING!" Leanne yells. "See…I need some help programming and none of us know how, and we were wondering if…"
ZHOOOP! "WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU!" Miroku yells running away.
"What was that about?" Leanne asks.
And android walks through the door. "HI, We've come to understand that you're harbouring on of us androids?"
"Umm yeah. Right here." Leanne points to their captive.
"We'll have to take her back now." The robot smiles.
Leanne and Sango laugh.
"Shall you shoot her or shall I?" Leanne says laughing.
"Let's both shoot her." Sango says and they both pull out there guns.
KA CHAKA CHAKA! The androids head opens up and a huge laser comes out of it.
"I didn't know they could do THAT!" Leanne says wide-eyed.
At the hospital.
"Well I hope you girls learned a lesson from this…I'm not sure what the lesson is, but I hope you learned it." Doctor Lacey says.
"Yes Doctor Lacey." Leanne says. They are all bandaged up. "Well, girls…we may have just gotten our hineys kicked, and we may have lost the android we captured, but even so, in a way, we can consider this a VICTORY! Ummm…And how was this a victory? In a way, Sango."
"In what w-?"
"IN A WAY!" Leanne yells at Sango.
"Well on the bright side…at least things can't get much worse right?" Kagome says.
Kazer Dragon: Next week should be a normal week. I'm so sorry PLEASE my mind needs rest too ya know…