Akuma: so this is it, the Pink Bunny comes.

Zai: this is not much of a chapter, we tried to think of what would Inuyasha talk about if he was talking to himself, but alas, we failed.

Akuma: On Tuesday or Wednesday, we are leaving for Missouri and won't be back until Sunday.

Zai: So tomorrow is gonna be our last day to update a story.

Akuma: Anyway, Tuesday we might.

Crazed up Chick: Yeah, I think Yuuki is gonna be the favorite kid for Miroku fans.

The Pink Bunny

The Inuyasha duo entered the well house outside and closed the door behind them. "So, what's this all about" past Inuyasha sat on the well's side.

"I have no idea who started this, but it became a traditon that the future people would talk to their younger selves about things" future Inuyasha leaned against the wall.

the Past Inuyasha sighed, "Well this is fucking stupid"

"I know"

"So what do you want to tell me"

"What do you want to know"

"Well, what about Kagome, how did you, uh, I, uh, whatever, how did you ask her the question" Inuyasha leaned in to listen carefully.

Future Inuyasha looked to the ceiling, "I think I...no I shouldn't say, it's a secret" he started smirking.

"Then when did you guys...umm...us...me and Kagome...you and Kagome...AHHHHH how can I talk to myself." past Inuyasha felt like pulling his ears right off his head.

"Just pretend you are talking to someone else"

"Okay, how did you and Kagome...you know...did THAT" past Inuyasha started blushing.

"Oh you mean THAT, well have you ever heard of the birds and bees before" future Inuyasha smirked.

"No"

"Well let me explain, when a man and a woman fall in love..."

One of the author's voices booms from above, "um guys, let's not talk about that, we can't give up a whole chapter explaining the birds and bees okay"

"Let me just give the short version. It's what authors that write these fanfics call 'lemons' " future Inuyasha shortened it.

"Oh that, so when did you guys do it"

"Wait, how did you know of THAT but not know of the Birds and Bees." future Inuyasha blinked.

"Don't know, I think it's the author's fault."

"Oh, so to answer your question, let's just say that one day you will be alone with Kagome in either Kagome's room or a hut in feudal Japan and then she will give her up to you" future Inuyasha lifted one eyebrow, past Inuyasha became intrested, "and you will take off her shirt and her other 'stuff' and then you guys will be completly on cloud 9 if you know what I mean" future Inuyasha gave a perverted smirk.

"really" past Inuyasha smirked.

"Okay let's stop talking about that." future Inuyasha closed his eyes and hung his head.

Past Inuyasha gruffed, he wanted to know more, but 'Wait, I'm ending up like Miroku' he shook his head. "So what is my job or something"

"Oh you will end up being a Tai Kwon Doe instructer. ya know, because we do all those fighting things." the converstation became boring.

"So what made ya guyes come to future and live here"

"Well we decided that since we need to rest, we came here so did the others."

"What happened to Shippou"

"Oh he moved to America, we all miss him"

"you MISS him"

"yeah, the little guy, he was great target practice for my classes"

"oh now I know what you mean" past Inuyasha smiled.

"Anything you need to know"

"Oh and how did Akuma ever marry that wolf"

Future Inuyasha sighed, "Well the same thing happened to them as Kagome and I. Also Miroku and Sango, also Ayame and Kouga as well."

"Oh shit, now Kouga is gonna be my brother in law"

"I know isn't it just fucking great" future Inuyasha scarcasticly smiled.

"Now Akuma has a son that acts like her, what we need another Akuma."

"You said it" future Inuyasha folded his arms.

"But Karei is..."

"Oh sometimes she's like you and other times she's like Kagome."

"This is getting fucking boring"

"So do you want to know more about Kagome"

Past Inuyasha didn't want to act like Miroku, but he needed to know more, "sure"

"Well she has huge..." future Inuyasha looked up, "uhhhhhh, will you readers excuse us, and you author ladies keep the perverted stuff out"

"What do you mean, this story is rated M. If the readers don't want to know about it, then they fucking don't have to read anymore and I need more space taken in this chapter, also this is hard to write for us as well but we must make even our male readers happy. When we get to the girls talking about the boys...oh ho...then the girls will be happy"

Future Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Why don't we leave this for Miroku, he can be good for this stuff"

"Fine, then I will leave it for him just talk about something else"

"Hey, look at the pink bunny" past Inuyasha pointed to the door.

Future Inuyasha spun his head to see it. A pink bunny was inside, it seemed like Inuyasha left the door open a bit, "Oh...wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Future Inuyasha jumps onto past Inuyasha's arms.

"PINK BUNNY" past Inuyasha came to his sences.

Future Inuyasha jumped out of past Inuyasha's arms and ran out the door. ''HELP, PINK BUNNY" they both shouted.

The Pink Bunny looked at the two inu youkais and snickered.

Akuma; okay it was not that humorous

Zai: or long

Akuma: But what would Inuyasha talk about to himself.

Zai: Remember, all these converstation chapters are taking place at the same time so don't be surprised if you notice something.