Kazer Dragon: Sorry I just…can't think of an ending but wait…OH YES I HAVE!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha.
THE SERIES DAY 28 PART 5Kagome is still punching the cutouts.
PUUUNCH! PUUUNCH! PUUUUUUUNCH!
"Ouch!"
"AHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kagome screams!
Sango is rubbing her arm.
"Miroku do you know anyone who can program?" Kagome asks Sango.
Sango looks at Kagome.
SMAK!
"Ouch!" Kagome says getting hit in the head with a stick by Sango.
Back at the room.
"Oh hi Inuyasha!" Leanne says entering the room. "So…this is your room. I've never been in it before. It's um…nice and stuff. Anyway I have to….umm…see I was chasing Miroku because we need his…um." Inuyasha is starein at Leanne. "So ummm Gee Inuyasha…I'm sure there's a logical reason you're looking at me like that…hahahaa."
Inuyasha walks over to her pushing her down on a bed and Inuyasha gets on top.
"Ahhh!" SKITTER SKITTER. Leanne skitters away. "Inuyasha this…isn't a joke is it?"
TUP! Inuyasha comes close. "Yup!"
SKITTER SKITTER CRASH! Leanne falls off the bed. "Owww…." Leanne says getting up.
"Come on Leanne…what's wrong?" Inuyasha asks looking into her eyes. "Don't you like me?"
"Well, sure I like you. Inuyasha…but I never…I mean Kagome and you seemed…." Leanne says.
"I see, I understand." Inuyasha walks away.
"Inuyasha." Leanne says sadly.
FAWP! Inuyasha pulls a blanket covering the squirrel tube.
"Is this what you're looking for?" Asks Inuyasha with a horny look on his face. "...Leanne?"
Back with Kagome and Sango.
"Uh…so where's Leanne? I think we got something here…" Sango says looking at Kagome.
"KAGOME SENSE….THINGLING!" Kagome runs off.
"Kagome?" Sango yells after her.
Back with Inuyasha and Leanne.
"You see Leanne… something happened and it made me realize…. I've always wanted this…and when I realized that, I kind of ended up putting this tube together…. using toothpicks, sand, bi-cycle parts and lint. Did I ever tell you how good I was with lint?" Inuyasha says.
"Inuyasha…" Leanne says.
"Well are you gonna sit there all day! I want you Leanne!" Inuyasha points his finger at her.
"Inuyasha look…. don't be offended okay? This just doesn't feel right…I know we don't talk much, but I still feel like I know you, and…this isn't you! I don't think the real you…wants this…and also…" Leanne gets cut off.
"Oh so you don't think I'm being serious is that it? Fine! If I have to prove it to you, then I will…" Inuyasha drops his pants…
CHOOM! The wall blows up.
"Opps!" Says a Leanne robot.
It looks at Leanne. VIP. Then looks at Inuyasha. "Oh! Am I interrupting anything?"
"You! Didn't a blow you up?" Asks Leanne.
"You did! But she fixed me!" Says the android.
"What? Who fixed y…" CHOOOM AGAIN! Leanne starts to say as another wall blows up.
"HI!" Says another robot.
"Hi!" says the first one.
"Hi!" Says the second one.
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"Hi!" Says the second one.
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"Hi!" says the first one.
"Hi!" Says the second one.
"I must admit for once…I'm glad to see you robots…" Leanne sighs.
"Hi!" says the first one.
"Hi!" Says the second one.
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"Hi!" Says the second one.
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"Hi!" says the first one.
"Hi!" Says the second one.
"Hi!" says the first one.
"Hi!" Says the second one.
Leanne gets out a huge gun. CHAK! "But I'm still gonna blow you up…"
"Okay!" says the first one.
"Okay!" Says the second one.
FRAK! Leanne blows them up.
Inuyasha is standing there with his pants down. "Uh…Leanne…why did two copies of you just enter my room and explode?"
"Oh you mean you didn't know? There are android clones of me running around." Leanne says Inuyasha has a shocked look on his face. "These annoying things are crawling everywhere! So I'm surprised you haven't run into one yet…"
Inuyasha thinks back to the Leanne androids hitting on him
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Inuyasha looks scary…. "ANDROIDS HUH? I see…that sure explains a lot…that's good to know…yeah…. Leanne just now, I'm thinking…if it's no trouble for you…. I'm wondering if you could…maybe" Inuyasha hits Leanne sending her flying. "GET THE &$$& OUT OF MY ROOM" Inuyasha screams as loud as he can before putting his pants back on.
"Leanne!" Kagome screams entering the room with Sango.
"KROOOOOOOOOOOOOM Leanne goes into the walls.
"Hi there girls what's up?" Miroku asks.
"…I think everything is back to normal." Sango says and then looks at Miroku. "Say where have you been?"
"I've been screwing Leanne androids and I broke a couple so I turned them into Miroku drones!" Miroku says.
"Okay Miroku go have fun!" Sango says and he happily goes off to 'play' with more androids. "Now girls," Sango holds up a piece of paper. "I looked through the androids code, and noticed this weird number, 30.197.4, kept coming up, I spend a while trying to figure out what the heck it could mean, then it occurred to me…coordinates…split it into two numbers, and you end up with coordinates that happen to be pretty close to us 30.1,97.4.
So the girls went to the coordinates…There is a huge warehouse with the name: Warehoused that have nothing to do with plots against Leanne INC. (Property of the society of people who hate things.). Androids are pouring out of it.
"This has to be it girls…this is where they're coming from…where it began and where we can end it. You rock Sango for finding this!" Leanne says.
"Of course I do!" Sango agrees.
"I CAN"T WAIT! LET'S GO BLAST THEM ALL!" Kagome says getting a gun.
"Well Kagome…I'm afraid that in this case, running in guns ablaze wouldn't be the best idea." Sango says.
"Yeah she's right." Leanne says.
"Really?" Kagome asks sad.
"They may all be idiots but there must be a ton of robots in there!" Leanne says.
"They'd smother us!" Sango yells.
"Smothered by Leanne clones?" Kagome thinks of her and Leanne clones doing a puppy dance. Kagome goes wide eyed.
"Kagome?" Leanne asks before turning to Sango. "Anyway we can't rush in so…"
"Time for convert tactics. Sneak in there and find a way to take the whole place down…" Sango thinks.
"Yes…but how to sneak in there undetected…there must be some way to go about it…if only…one of us resembled those robots…" Leanne thinks. "Yes! If someone looked just like those robots, they could pretend to be one and walk among them, making a covert operation easy!"
Kagome and Sango have a evil look on there face…
10 mins later…
"This isn't where I was going at all…" Leanne says dressed in a sexy maid outfit.
"Awww don't be so mopey! You look Cyuuuuute!" Kagome smiles.
"Yeah…. you make a nice robot bimbo Leanne!" Sango says.
"But we don't have to dress me up like this, ya know! There are robots out there dressed in my normal outfits…in fact I just ran into a couple when Inuyasha and I…." Leanne blushes. "Err…I mean I ran into a couple."
"Yeah well most of them are all dolled up and besides it's fun! Really Leanne you never had that big of a problem with this before….You're not as shameless as the androids, but you're not completely uptight right. Maybe you were right about becoming too serious…." Sango says.
"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I GET YER POINT!" Leanne yells.
"RIGHT! ENOUGH TALK! HERE IS YOUR WEAPON!" Sango passes her a feather duster.
"A….a duster of course." Leanne says taking it. "So how does it work?"
"It's simple just squeeze it three times…you'll hear a 'beep'" Sango says. "Then get the heck away from it. It'll explode in thirty seconds. It won't be a huge explosion though, you'll have to find a weak spot and place it there!"
"No problem now I'm OFF!" Leanne runs into the factory.
"GOOD LUCK!" Sango calls after her.
"A MOLE IS EATING MY HEAD!" Kagome yells.
Mole says: Munch munch.
Inside the factory.
Leanne sees a whole bunch of robots.
Leanne looks around and sees androids making other androids.
The supervising android claps her hands. CLAP! "Snap it up, sexy workers! The sexy manager wants 100 sexy units finished before our next sexy maintenance check!"
Leanne walks down some halls. "Well…so far this has been a thoroughly disturbing experience." Leanne walks by a room that says: Training room. Leanne opens it and looks inside…
Inside there is a classroom setting with a android chained naked to the wall with the teacher android is dressed in leather with a whip.
"Hmm…I think you're ready!" Says the Teacher.
"NO! I need to be punished more!" Cries the chained up robot.
"Nope…I'm afraid you haven't been naughty enough. We're done!" Says the Teacher.
"PLEASE MASTER!" Begs the chained up one.
"Well….Oh-kay one more hour. I'll get out the big yellow ham…"
Leanne closes the door shocked.
Seven hours later.
Leanne is still standing by the door shocked.
"Hi there!" Says an android coming up behind her. "Ummm are you okay? Do you need a tune-up?" Leanne android asks.
"Say…you wouldn't happen to know the location of the most sensitive and unstable part of out base would ya?" Leanne asks. "Say a place I shouldn't get near if I had some kind of explosive. I…um…need to clean it! Cause I'm a Maid see?"
"Hmmm! I'm not sure, but it may be that 'boiler room' with is over there, to the left, down the hall, to the right and five rooms down. But I don't think we can…" The android starts.
"Thank you! G'bye!" Leanne walks away quickly.
All right…Leanne thinks. I don't care who's behind this now. This fiasco has dragged on long enough…Leanne walks into the boiler room. It's time to nip this in the but. RIGHT NOW! Leanne squeezes the feather duster.
Squeeze.
Squeeze.
Sq-
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Says a person behind her.
"Uh huh…" Leanne has an anime sweat drop.
…
…
"Well? How did you get in here? I know this place probably needs cleaning. But it's dangerous! You should be programmed to steer clear of this room! ARRRG!" Says the angry Lesbian.
"Uh….oh right! HAHAHAH. Yes! Umm I know this room is dangerous but I'm here anyway because I'm stupid! Like duh and stuff HA HA!" Leanne quickly says.
"Well, yeah but still it doesn't make sense….it should be written in your code to avoid this room…" Angry lesbian gets a drill out. "ARRG! You must have a bug…guess I'll try opening you up and…"
"NAW THAT'S OKAY!" Leanne walks away. "I was just too stupid to comprehend my own programming! But I got it now! This room off limits! Yeah!"
"Okay….that's it. I'm not letting them build each other anymore ARRRG!" Angry Lesbian says.
"Okay…" Leanne says walking down the hall. "Was that the person behind the androids? Who was that? Do I know her?"
"Excuse me, big-buster robot…but did an angry lesbian come by here?" Asks a Critic.
"I think she's in the boiler room…" Leanne smiles.
"Thank you" Critic walks away.
Leanne looks around then she turns around into a huge set of boobs.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY! YOU STUPID ROBOT!" Screams PBHBGW.
"MEANWHILE!" Nicole says.
Kagome is playing connect four with the mole and Sango and Nicole are reading a magazine.
"MEANWILE!" Nicole yells.
"Why do you keep saying that?" Sango asks.
Sango hears a TV and goes to look.
TV: And reports have continued to come in from everywhere, baffling authorities.
Sango sees the grizzle bear watching TV in the middle of where they are hiding.
"What are you doing out here?" Sango asks.
"Watching TV, obviously." Says the grizzle bear.
TV: But the public is encouraged to be on alert. If you see this girl (Shows a picture of Leanne) Leave the area. She has been considered dangerously annoying…
Back with Leanne.
I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! Leanne thinks Angrily. IT WAS THOSE THREE SEVERAL DAYS AGO, THEY CAME FROM NOWHERE TO HARASS ME AND THE GIRLS FOR NO APPARENT REASON! THEY LEFT AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF IT. WELL IT SEEMS IT WASN'T! THE HATRED OF THESE GUYS IS MORE OBSESSIVE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED. TO CREATE SUCH AN INTRICATE PLOT TO MESS WITH MY LIFE…WHY!
Leanne spies on the three as they leave the boiler room.
"OKAY! The adjustments are done! Almost all power is now directed at charging the Uber Android! Android production is now stopped but we don't anymore of those…ARRG! That reminds me!" Angry Lesbian says. "An android in a maid outfit was acting flakey just a bit ago. Keep an eye out got that one. Bring it to me if you find it!"
Leanne backs away.
"HI! Watcha doin?" Asks an android.
Leanne thinks…
Moments later.
Leanne dressed the android in the maid outfit and took its clothes and pushed it where the angry lesbian is talking.
Leanne walks away.
"Huh?" Says the Angry Lesbian spotting the android. "Speak of the devil. Okay! I'm gonna work on this one and make sure it doesn't wander into any more dangerous areas ARRG!"
"When will the Uber android be ready?" Asks PBHBGW.
"One hour!" Angry lesbian says.
"Splendid! We shall meet at sector 12 in one hour!" PBHBGW says.
Leanne walks into sector 12 to see a huge android.
"Soo…it's an android….only big….that's stupid. Then again…" Leanne thinks. I probably shouldn't put anything past those three. Considering all that they've done so far. This could be what it was leading up to…the project they poured all their hated into…
Leanne walks towards the door but trips and steps on the feather duster…
Squeeze.
BEEP!
Kazer Dragon: PART 6 is the last but it's ending up longer than expected. Look forward to the next episode!